Prime Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 23, 29

A QUIZ!

1. Which of the following is not a book by Charles Bukowski?
A. All the Assholes in the World and Mine
B. Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit
C. Poems Written Before Jumping out of an 8 Story Window
D. Smashed Teeth Broken By Hate and Sorrow Ate My TV Dinner

2. Welsh Poet Dylan Thomas said he drank how many whiskeys before keeling over outside the White Horse Tavern?
A. 12
B. 15
C. 18
D. 20

3. Jesus turned water into wine:
A. To prove to a king he was the true messiah.
B. They ran out of wine at a wedding.
C. To ease the pain of the lepers.
D. The apostles bet Him He couldn't do it.

4. Whose last words were, "I never should have switched from scotch to martinis."
A. Frank Sinatra
B. Dean Martin
C. Humphrey Bogart
D. Jackie Gleason

5. Who said "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
A. Homer Simpson
B. Jackie Gleason
C. Ernest Hemingway
D. Charles Bukowski
6. Who said, "Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the
world"?
A. Benito Mussolini
B. Kaiser Wilhelm
C. Winston Churchill
D. Rosie O'Donnell

7. Which of the following didn't die during a bender?
A. Alexander the Great
B. Dylan Thomas
C. John Bonham
D. Kieth Moon

8. Which of the following does NOT identify itself as a malt liquor or malt beverage?
A. Champale
B. Smirnoff Ice
C. Steel Reserve High Gravity
D. Colt .45

9. Which of the following is NOT a flavor of MD 20/20?
A. Banana Red
B. Hawaiian Blue
C. Super plum
D. Lightning Creek

10. Twelve-year-old whiskey must remain in the bottle at least:
A. Three years
B. Seven years
C. Twelve years
D. None of the above

11. When compiling their statistics, which of the following does the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (and MADD) qualify as an "alcohol-related accident"?
A. A sober driver loses control of his vehicle, crosses the median and crashes into a vehicle driven by a drunk driver.
B. A sober driver transporting a drunk friend home runs a stop sign and crashes into a vehicle driven by another sober driver.
C. A sober driver collides with a bus driven by a sober driver which jumps onto the sidewalk and runs over a pedestrian who is walking out of a bar after having three beers.
D. All of the above

12. You find yourself in the middle of an African swamp. You want to get legless, but you don't want malaria. You order:
A. Double scotches, and hold the ice.
B. Tall gin and tonics, and keep them coming.
C. Champagne cocktails, no reason to be uncivilized.
D. Jungle Juice, the natives must know something.
13. There is a bat on your bottle of Bacardi because:
A. In Cuba, "bat" is short for batardio, or "gentleman drinker."
B. The Bacardi family crest bears a bat.
C. Bacardi means "bat" in Spanish.
D. Bats would get drunk and pass out in the rum vats.

14.Which of the following statements is true?
A. Drinking alcohol kills brain cells.
B. True tequila must have a worm in the bottle.
C. True bourbon must be distilled in Bourbon County, KY.
D. The president of MADD is a man.
15. Rolling Rock has the number "33" on the label because:
A. Prohibition was repealed in 1933.
B. Jesus Christ died at age 33.
C. The Latrobe brewery has 33 glass-lined beer vats.
D. There are 33 words in the legend on the bottle.

16. If the following were to engage in a drinking contest, who would most likely win?
A. F. Scott Fitzgerald
B. Edgar Allen Poe
C. General Ulysses S. Grant
D. You