Wednesday, July 01, 2009

are you ready? i'm ready! 

let's go!

last week it was:

why read about a legend when you can experience the legend itself?

and so

I imagined a restaurant dedicated solely to the art of grilled cheese sandwiches.

fact:

our calories are recession proof.

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Friday, May 09, 2008

Where the Gods Play! 

Where will one find me in 24 hours?

In the Pacific Northwest!



Wo wird ein Find Me in 24 Stunden?

In der Pacific Northwest!

Cuando uno va a encontrar conmigo en 24 horas?

En el Pacífico Noroeste!

Где будет одна найти меня в 24 часов?

В северо-западной части Тихого океана!

În cazul în care o va găsi în mine 24 de ore?

În Pacific Northwest!

Var kommer en hitta mig i 24 timmar?

I Pacific Northwest!

Jeżeli będzie jeden Znajdziesz mnie w 24 godzin?

W Pacific Northwest!

V případě, že se jednoho najdi mi ve 24 hodin?

V severozápadním Pacifiku!

أين تجد لي واحد في 24 ساعة؟
في شمال غرب المحيط الهادئ!

Dove trovare uno a me in 24 ore?

Nel Pacifico nord-ovest!

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Dolphin Teeth 

Her shoes were and then they weren't.

her pinkie toe was the only painted toenail. chipped. maroon?

It was raining heavily.

We smoked and grabbed music from the internet.

we fell asleep on her futon. newborn rabbits.

ZZZZzzzzz.

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

I am a tumbleweed
powered by the dust of starts



Which shadows are my difference?

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Monday, April 14, 2008

lunchbox 


I have returned to the land of Sand Filled Modems

and

to this blog.


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Sunday, September 09, 2007

Dishwasher Pete

Dishwashers Pete's quest to to wash dishes in all fifty states!

dishwashers petes website

&

Madam Rosa - Story

Romain Gary - Author of Madam Rosa




and earlier I submitted my first story to snopes

"the amero coin rumor"

I could always call daniel but ya know it was late and with great nerdom comes great reponsibility about not calling people every single time you find somethin that reeks of rumor.

3 more days and Seattle.

wooot!

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

SAN FRANCISO 

Greetings from San Francisco, outer sunset district. alleged tsunami evacuation route.

I'm 33 days into my first attempt to live in a different city for each month, solo but with the support of my bay area friends.

Seattle is up next and with Portland so close I'll attempt to knock up out two birds with one stone. In order to subsidize my adventures I've been applying/lurking/hunting for craigs list paid study surveys and other odd jobs such as moving, cutting up cardboard boxes, testing video games, image collection, et cetera. My callback/email rate is currently @ a vogonly 0.15 %.

oh and I also hawked jewels in chinatown 2.0 off of irving. meh.

The biggest paid study I've applied for so far is inhouse observation with ecstacy at the united pacific medical center.However to be admitted you must pass a phone interview and 3 visits to the medical center where they take all my bioware readings, some dna souvenirs and tell me things.

for the past year now I've been living off the grid, no drivers license, no credit card, no bank account et cetera. I only had an id and one thing this adventures and its mishaps, like losing all my money and id, has shown me, it's bitch to get back into the system if you don't have people that you can trust. like a cellphone and a mailing address.

ttfn

your loyal and humble servant,

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Sunday, July 22, 2007

para siempre 

Whirlwind Time Once More!

My dreams of becoming a Mad Max Electrician are over, for good. If you can't support me during a review of my health, f@kc you.

I died my mulkhawk, a lovely merlot. I love merlot, it dances upon the tongue and carrasses the belly with tender kisses.

I'm serious.

I developed a lost picture worth a million songs, yesterday while checking out the festivities coinciding with the the release of the 7th and final installment of the harry potter series. It's from my first trip to new york and in that picture my eyes are alive with love for the girl next to me.

It's quite gross.

I really don't know what else to say.

oh wait yes I do. I was denied medical coverage because I made 5 dollars to much this year.

I'm sure my blogs will eventually come back to more bloggish style when I find my passion again.

oh and I am developing a website with a friend from highschool.

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Saturday, July 14, 2007

note to self 

5 years later and you still find yourself bound by her light.


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**update**

applied for healthcare from our blessed united states (remaining testicle has been acting weird; I had testicular cancer couple years ago :()

was informed that 649 is the maximum amount of money I net monthly

tried coke zero for the first time while watching Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (hillarious)

have been scanning wikipedi regularly again, the last article I perused, Jack London.

broke my glasses.

realized I want more.

discovered that if you google jenny wright from near dark, I ma on the 1st page of image search results.

have been working on my listening skills.

miss my daughter.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

I am alive 

all hail the irn fist of mulk

like most bloggers mulk was born under a dying sun

and

there can be only one!!

I am back at the source, my parents house.

and

I am working as an electricians apprentice again.

and

I plan on boldly going where no mulk has no gone before'

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