Saturday, September 27, 2003
Mouse Hygiene!
your mouse is your friend
He/She needs to be cleaned and groomed as well
Please don't forget your mouse...
Thank you!
Brough to you by Mouses for a Clean Tail Program
Funded in part by Mouses United of America
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your mouse is your friend
He/She needs to be cleaned and groomed as well
Please don't forget your mouse...
Thank you!
Brough to you by Mouses for a Clean Tail Program
Funded in part by Mouses United of America
Missing Child?!
We are missing a friend of the blogging Family
Where is Derelict?
help him if you find him in some dark alley...
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We are missing a friend of the blogging Family
Where is Derelict?
help him if you find him in some dark alley...
Best of
New goal New food
The best of New times came out and now im going to all the places in there that I can.
So far Cyclo has some damn good Chicken Soup
And Tammi Coe Cakes has the best bunn cake ever
Next stop CheeeeeeeseeeCake!!! on main at Giovannis!
sweet!
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New goal New food
The best of New times came out and now im going to all the places in there that I can.
So far Cyclo has some damn good Chicken Soup
And Tammi Coe Cakes has the best bunn cake ever
Next stop CheeeeeeeseeeCake!!! on main at Giovannis!
sweet!
Downset
For those of you are concerened like one Tim-E
Its okay Im still here in AZ
In fact I just ate some Mandarin oranges..
Im trying to make myself Asian by immersion...
My hypothesis is that if i eat enough asian food I will become Asian
I will become Mig Lee!
Jet li look out...There is a new man in town.
HeeiiyA!
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For those of you are concerened like one Tim-E
Its okay Im still here in AZ
In fact I just ate some Mandarin oranges..
Im trying to make myself Asian by immersion...
My hypothesis is that if i eat enough asian food I will become Asian
I will become Mig Lee!
Jet li look out...There is a new man in town.
HeeiiyA!
Forgotten Realms of Superheroes
The other day I was at my favorite library Barnes & less than Noble
I mean seriously have you seen the prices? They are selling Dead trees for miguels sake.....
Anyways I digress...I was in there and I was thinking ...oops a call
um I'm back ya so I was thinking for being a Forgotten realms there oops a call
okay so anyways where was I? oh yes yes I was thinking for being a forgotten realm there sure are a lot of books written about this supposed Forgotten real_M hmm I wonder where is the Fake_M?
fin..
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The other day I was at my favorite library Barnes & less than Noble
I mean seriously have you seen the prices? They are selling Dead trees for miguels sake.....
Anyways I digress...I was in there and I was thinking
um I'm back ya so I was thinking for being a Forgotten realms there oops a call
okay so anyways where was I? oh yes yes I was thinking for being a forgotten realm there sure are a lot of books written about this supposed Forgotten real_M hmm I wonder where is the Fake_M?
fin..
Friday, September 26, 2003
FAQ's on Captain Bombero!
Superpowers:
Flight
Strength
Invulnerability
Weaknesses:
American Food.
Description:
And you will know him by the RED B on his Chest.
And his name will be Capatin Bombero..
Serving fine Burritos to all the little children..
Qoutes:
" I am how do you say delicious"
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Superpowers:
Flight
Strength
Invulnerability
Weaknesses:
American Food.
Description:
And you will know him by the RED B on his Chest.
And his name will be Capatin Bombero..
Serving fine Burritos to all the little children..
Qoutes:
" I am how do you say delicious"
Tim is miT
Tim is sad.
he is sad because I am leaving...
I told him"Don't cry, I haven't left yet"
end of call.
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Tim is sad.
he is sad because I am leaving...
I told him"Don't cry, I haven't left yet"
end of call.
Captain Bombero!
He is the newest member of the Mexican league of Superheroes....
With his powers combined He will Vanquish the Evil Dos Malos....
With one hand wrapped in a tortilla..X-tra butter!
jackasss....
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He is the newest member of the Mexican league of Superheroes....
With his powers combined He will Vanquish the Evil Dos Malos....
With one hand wrapped in a tortilla..X-tra butter!
jackasss....
Cheap black socks..
Do you have a pair of cheap black socks?
did you?
Do you have a pair of expensive black socks?
were they cotton?
Mexican or Egyptian?
Colombian?
hmm
maybe you had a pair of really smart socks to match your smart pants..
who knew?
socks have feelings too....
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Do you have a pair of cheap black socks?
did you?
Do you have a pair of expensive black socks?
were they cotton?
Mexican or Egyptian?
Colombian?
hmm
maybe you had a pair of really smart socks to match your smart pants..
who knew?
socks have feelings too....
Greetings
My contact lens case is missing
If found please Return to:
3718479813274b fdjh 984932185
Thank you.
oh and I changed my voice_male....
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My contact lens case is missing
If found please Return to:
3718479813274b fdjh 984932185
Thank you.
oh and I changed my voice_male....
Fuzzy logic
as opposed to regular logic can hurt ppl
I know for example Donovan Terry is not a fan of the Fuzz!~
He's a fan of real numbers, not fake ones.
He doesn't like those.
they scare him....
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as opposed to regular logic can hurt ppl
I know for example Donovan Terry is not a fan of the Fuzz!~
He's a fan of real numbers, not fake ones.
He doesn't like those.
they scare him....
Prime numbers
Crazy eights
Today I shared my bunns cake with my team
we all agreed it was the best 24 dollar cake of bunn that anyone to date had ever eaten.
actual quotes included
"my its so soft, not hard like you said it was"
"damn thats some good bunn"
"how much did you pay for this"
"wow"
"this cost you 24 washingtons?"
just call me action jackson....
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Crazy eights
Today I shared my bunns cake with my team
we all agreed it was the best 24 dollar cake of bunn that anyone to date had ever eaten.
actual quotes included
"my its so soft, not hard like you said it was"
"damn thats some good bunn"
"how much did you pay for this"
"wow"
"this cost you 24 washingtons?"
just call me action jackson....
Beware: My underwearz:
Yes! its true
everything I do
I do it for
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
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Yes! its true
everything I do
I do it for
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
Sunday, September 21, 2003
AM I EVIL?
At what point would I become evil?
At what point does a normal person become evil?
Where does the dark begin? where does the light begin?
Is there a Point of no return?
I dont think so..
Are you evil?
why do you think you are or aren't?
Why is there so much temptation with being evil?
Can evil do more good than bad?
only time will tell.......
peace
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At what point would I become evil?
At what point does a normal person become evil?
Where does the dark begin? where does the light begin?
Is there a Point of no return?
I dont think so..
Are you evil?
why do you think you are or aren't?
Why is there so much temptation with being evil?
Can evil do more good than bad?
only time will tell.......
peace
Saturday, September 20, 2003
Dere-lict me?
I feel like I am Viola-ted the worst goomba of the Viola family
his real name is Derek
Derek as in Der-eek goes my brain yoyoyoy
huh?
he is on his knees begging to smell and act like a frekin dead gap hippy whos part of the family....
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I feel like I am Viola-ted the worst goomba of the Viola family
his real name is Derek
Derek as in Der-eek goes my brain yoyoyoy
huh?
he is on his knees begging to smell and act like a frekin dead gap hippy whos part of the family....
more M.Advice
knowledge locked in a tower
barons will hold the key
but if knowledge is power,
know this is tyranny
all we're asking for is what's ours
Respect...
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knowledge locked in a tower
barons will hold the key
but if knowledge is power,
know this is tyranny
all we're asking for is what's ours
Respect...
M.Advice
when your hungry.eat
oh yeah...
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when your hungry.eat
oh yeah...
respect
res-pect is that some kind of pectoral muscle I haven't been working out?
Thrice? is nice..
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res-pect is that some kind of pectoral muscle I haven't been working out?
Thrice? is nice..
Training Day
sword is words with the s in front
therefore its a Super Word
hence s-word....
Don't make me cut you with my sword, I swear...
If word was wearing a shirt it would have a big S inside of a triangle..
it would fly and breathe minty fresh breath...
and it would be weak against crypt-0-nite
because word is a blood yo!
he be sportin red all day
the last sound of a dying world.. s-word..
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sword is words with the s in front
therefore its a Super Word
hence s-word....
Don't make me cut you with my sword, I swear...
If word was wearing a shirt it would have a big S inside of a triangle..
it would fly and breathe minty fresh breath...
and it would be weak against crypt-0-nite
because word is a blood yo!
he be sportin red all day
the last sound of a dying world.. s-word..
Shinning Light into your day
me:and how may I shine light into your night?
man:excuse me?
me: same as above
man: Oh,hehe ,well I hope you have a big candle it's pretty bleak right now
me: why yes , yes i do have a big candle.......
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me:and how may I shine light into your night?
man:excuse me?
me: same as above
man: Oh,hehe ,well I hope you have a big candle it's pretty bleak right now
me: why yes , yes i do have a big candle.......
Tuesday, September 16, 2003
Smarter Pants
I have recently bought new pants which I believe to be smarter than my previous pair...
maybe from now on I should say Smarter Pants on!
with over twice the previous smartness than before....
hmm smart pants? I think I should market that..
What do you think Mr. Pants?
Mr pants:" Well Miguel, if you use Mr fusion than you will create enough energy to power the flux capacitor, and then you can not only travel back but also into the future! Again..."
Me: again?? What do you mean again?
Mr Pants: no comment, I've already said too much.
They'll come looking for me soon.
and that is that.
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I have recently bought new pants which I believe to be smarter than my previous pair...
maybe from now on I should say Smarter Pants on!
with over twice the previous smartness than before....
hmm smart pants? I think I should market that..
What do you think Mr. Pants?
Mr pants:" Well Miguel, if you use Mr fusion than you will create enough energy to power the flux capacitor, and then you can not only travel back but also into the future! Again..."
Me: again?? What do you mean again?
Mr Pants: no comment, I've already said too much.
They'll come looking for me soon.
and that is that.
the sound of one handed typing?
What does one handed typing sound like?
ahem..here goes.....
a b c dspaceespacefspace
wow it's easily the most soothing sound ever....
now I can't stop typing with one hand...
oh my god ..help...no...yes..no
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What does one handed typing sound like?
ahem..here goes.....
a b c dspaceespacefspace
wow it's easily the most soothing sound ever....
now I can't stop typing with one hand...
oh my god ..help...no...yes..no
Monday, September 15, 2003
M.advice
Don't tug on Supermans cape....Don't spit into the wind..
the other one is free today...no charge..
Don't check your CC bill.
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Don't tug on Supermans cape....Don't spit into the wind..
the other one is free today...no charge..
Don't check your CC bill.
syntax error
I will delete you! el33t $k1llz
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I will delete you! el33t $k1llz
Anger.....
checking for new messages..
Anger is in my outbox
Its stuck and it wont leave.
the whole is red.....and purple....
Argh!!!!! MUlk Smash..
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checking for new messages..
Anger is in my outbox
Its stuck and it wont leave.
the whole is red.....and purple....
Argh!!!!! MUlk Smash..
Saturday, September 13, 2003
IRON MAN
I have been moved...Inspired..
To Iron!
Creases Beware!
My tools.Water and an Iron named Phil
My mission.To Iron everything.
My first mission> My underwear.
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I have been moved...Inspired..
To Iron!
Creases Beware!
My tools.Water and an Iron named Phil
My mission.To Iron everything.
My first mission> My underwear.
Mexi-CAN! I am
I am a Mexi-Can!
not a Mexi-Cant!
Did you know that if you race cars..your RACIST!! ha ha ha ha ha
but seriously I digress.....
I can and will...
that is all..
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I am a Mexi-Can!
not a Mexi-Cant!
Did you know that if you race cars..your RACIST!! ha ha ha ha ha
but seriously I digress.....
I can and will...
that is all..
Fall'
If you fall..get up..
If you are bleeding, cover your wound...
If your Derek and you eat a BomB-burro ...you better request some time off from work...
poor guy. I should have warned him of the awsome power of the bombero burrito...
I can see it changing him already..By the end of the night his name shall be Senor Derek
and he will speak with a slight lisp...a spanish lisp...
Welcome to the Mexican Family....
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If you fall..get up..
If you are bleeding, cover your wound...
If your Derek and you eat a BomB-burro ...you better request some time off from work...
poor guy. I should have warned him of the awsome power of the bombero burrito...
I can see it changing him already..By the end of the night his name shall be Senor Derek
and he will speak with a slight lisp...a spanish lisp...
Welcome to the Mexican Family....
Cooking with Miguelito...
What if?
I Microwaved a Red baron Pizza for ten minutes//..at work?
It'll be an adventure...a cooking.....expedition into unknown cheeses...
Update: some retard who couldn't see that the microwave was running decided to stop my lovely experiment from commencing.....I should spit in their dish..
but I won't because I am not an angry man......yet.
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What if?
I Microwaved a Red baron Pizza for ten minutes//..at work?
It'll be an adventure...a cooking.....expedition into unknown cheeses...
Update: some retard who couldn't see that the microwave was running decided to stop my lovely experiment from commencing.....I should spit in their dish..
but I won't because I am not an angry man......yet.
Friday, September 12, 2003
Ya...
Tim once asked me"Do you answer Ya to all your questions?"
I said....."ya"
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Tim once asked me"Do you answer Ya to all your questions?"
I said....."ya"
Tim: v1.2
Tim can kick his own ass.
Its his special power...
assk him....
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Tim can kick his own ass.
Its his special power...
assk him....
Elmon Mas Is a Spaz
A friend of mine has a stalker...no joke.
his name is Elmon Maz..
more like Elmon SPaz...
I think he got the wrong impression from her smiley faces in her emails....
Elmo SPAZ!! ha
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A friend of mine has a stalker...no joke.
his name is Elmon Maz..
more like Elmon SPaz...
I think he got the wrong impression from her smiley faces in her emails....
Elmo SPAZ!! ha
R You G.I.Horny?
the following is based on a true story.....
Me:"Who am I speaking with?"
Special person: "Giborney"very quickly
Me: "I'm sorry. Can you spell that for me?
Special person: G....I....borneee..very quickly again
At this point I'm thinking one or two things...
1.Retard.
2.Retard.
Me: "Im sorry I still cant understand you..can you spell that for me slowly"
Special person: " G..I....giggle..H..o...r..laughter...n...laugh..y
Me: oka.....
hmm very special indeed...
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the following is based on a true story.....
Me:"Who am I speaking with?"
Special person: "Giborney"very quickly
Me: "I'm sorry. Can you spell that for me?
Special person: G....I....borneee..very quickly again
At this point I'm thinking one or two things...
1.Retard.
2.Retard.
Me: "Im sorry I still cant understand you..can you spell that for me slowly"
Special person: " G..I....giggle..H..o...r..laughter...n...laugh..y
Me: oka.....
hmm very special indeed...
Sure-did!
Suhrid said to me today:
"Damn you Miguel, I hate you!"
"Look! at My Banana".....
Then he quitely moonwalked away..eating his banana....
He also said "I need more fluids in my body"
I wonder?...is he leaking?
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Suhrid said to me today:
"Damn you Miguel, I hate you!"
"Look! at My Banana".....
Then he quitely moonwalked away..eating his banana....
He also said "I need more fluids in my body"
I wonder?...is he leaking?
Update!
I am wrong.You are Wrong.Who Is Right.
9 is not prime.....Suckas!
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I am wrong.You are Wrong.Who Is Right.
9 is not prime.....Suckas!
Ninjas beware.
Ninjas Bewar-E...I am the last Samurai..
I am coming for you....
run.
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Ninjas Bewar-E...I am the last Samurai..
I am coming for you....
run.
Hit OFF!!
Suhrid just got hit on.
A lady said to him" I love your accent"
Suhrid said"I don't like yours."
end call.
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Suhrid just got hit on.
A lady said to him" I love your accent"
Suhrid said"I don't like yours."
end call.
Thursday, September 11, 2003
M.Advice
Recycle....it's better for the environment...and your mom.
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Recycle....it's better for the environment...and your mom.
M.Advice.
The Secret of Life~!
1.Eat
2.Poop
3.Sleep.
4.Repeat
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The Secret of Life~!
1.Eat
2.Poop
3.Sleep.
4.Repeat
Small Balls and the price you pay.
Did you ever notice the smaller the ball the more you pay? To play?
Karl does.
He says Filipinos are "to ghetto and cheap to play golf."
Karl is no FOB he's been here 12 whole years.
He knows...
Seriously..Think about?
Which is the cheapest sport to play?
It's not Golf or Tennis or Raquetball!
Heck no...It's Basketball.
Basketball is also the biggest ball.
Let me know....
Karl think it's a conspiracy.
I think its Miggynomics.
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Did you ever notice the smaller the ball the more you pay? To play?
Karl does.
He says Filipinos are "to ghetto and cheap to play golf."
Karl is no FOB he's been here 12 whole years.
He knows...
Seriously..Think about?
Which is the cheapest sport to play?
It's not Golf or Tennis or Raquetball!
Heck no...It's Basketball.
Basketball is also the biggest ball.
Let me know....
Karl think it's a conspiracy.
I think its Miggynomics.
Kyle.
Kyle is my t-shirt buddy.
He was wearing the same color shirt as me at work.
Kyle is a lead.
I guess that means I have what it takes to lead.
coincidence..I think not...
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Kyle is my t-shirt buddy.
He was wearing the same color shirt as me at work.
Kyle is a lead.
I guess that means I have what it takes to lead.
coincidence..I think not...
One step Closer to Death!
As told to Miguel by Karl Macabale
"I'll be 22 soon..this month..on the 22nd of Sept."
"I'll be one step closer to Death"
"One step closer to Eternal Sleep, I want to d/l myslef into the net, into my computer where I can live forever!"
So I gave Karl a Yellow Lego.....with a smiley face.
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As told to Miguel by Karl Macabale
"I'll be 22 soon..this month..on the 22nd of Sept."
"I'll be one step closer to Death"
"One step closer to Eternal Sleep, I want to d/l myslef into the net, into my computer where I can live forever!"
So I gave Karl a Yellow Lego.....with a smiley face.
SecreTech Agent Man
He's given you a ticket and now your running for the bathroom as fast as you can.
That's right..Not only am I Secret'ch agent man but I'm also a SuperHero.
and Im running for the can.
You could say I am a very Busy Man.
Read my Go-ALs!
It's All I can..Man...Damn........
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He's given you a ticket and now your running for the bathroom as fast as you can.
That's right..Not only am I Secret'ch agent man but I'm also a SuperHero.
and Im running for the can.
You could say I am a very Busy Man.
Read my Go-ALs!
It's All I can..Man...Damn........
Hope
I hope, Hope that you are okay.
I see that you had a meeting today.
you look tired.
Don't worry Hope! it's okay.....
Its almost over..
holy cod capers Batman....
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I hope, Hope that you are okay.
I see that you had a meeting today.
you look tired.
Don't worry Hope! it's okay.....
Its almost over..
holy cod capers Batman....
REdrum!
I just finished answering my Phone.
I said Hello and thank yo.. * ratata tata tat*
I said again "hello?? hello?"
*rata tat tat
no answer..just white noise....
I think I just inadverdently witnessed a student dying....either that or they have verizon..
Verizon wireless...It's everywhere you don't need us to be..
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I just finished answering my Phone.
I said Hello and thank yo.. * ratata tata tat*
I said again "hello?? hello?"
*rata tat tat
no answer..just white noise....
I think I just inadverdently witnessed a student dying....either that or they have verizon..
Verizon wireless...It's everywhere you don't need us to be..
M.Advice
When your head hurts, massage it with butter...
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When your head hurts, massage it with butter...
Butter! I say!!
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Tim.
Tim is a vegetarian.
I used to be one too.
My brother, also used to be. now he just is...
Tim is a loyal vegetarian.
He'll even get mad about it
Just like a Gargoyle.
A loyal vegetarian Gargoyle.
Vegetarian. not a Veterinarian or a librarian or even a lutherian.
has any one seen Marion?
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Tim is a vegetarian.
I used to be one too.
My brother, also used to be. now he just is...
Tim is a loyal vegetarian.
He'll even get mad about it
Just like a Gargoyle.
A loyal vegetarian Gargoyle.
Vegetarian. not a Veterinarian or a librarian or even a lutherian.
has any one seen Marion?
Toast
Me and Tim are like toast.
I am brown like the crown of the toast....Aka its crust.
Tim is white like the inside part of bread.
When Tim steps out of line.
I bring him back in.
"less Pine, more apple"
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Me and Tim are like toast.
I am brown like the crown of the toast....Aka its crust.
Tim is white like the inside part of bread.
When Tim steps out of line.
I bring him back in.
"less Pine, more apple"
Tim.
Tim is not slim.
He is tall.
Like a wall.
That is all.
oh and he doesn't subscribe to my meaty lamb eating distribution list.
Murder King..what's in your stomach.
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Tim is not slim.
He is tall.
Like a wall.
That is all.
oh and he doesn't subscribe to my meaty lamb eating distribution list.
Murder King..what's in your stomach.
WHY ask Why?
Today my friend Suhrid asked me "How can you go to school and not know what your course degree is in ..WHY!!!!"
I was silent...like a lamb...a dead lamb..That had been cooked..
I like lambs....they're yummy.
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Today my friend Suhrid asked me "How can you go to school and not know what your course degree is in ..WHY!!!!"
I was silent...like a lamb...a dead lamb..That had been cooked..
I like lambs....they're yummy.
Blog Cogs.
If my Blog were to Crash I would feel..
Mad.
and Sad.
But I would start again!
Fresh! just like my one time most favorite Gringo ran mexican food joint..
Pass me a roach.....a Papa Roach.
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If my Blog were to Crash I would feel..
Mad.
and Sad.
But I would start again!
Fresh! just like my one time most favorite Gringo ran mexican food joint..
Pass me a roach.....a Papa Roach.
Wednesday, September 10, 2003
M.advice
Squirrels!
If you ever see one shoot it.
lest it take your soul.
or in Enrique Inglesias's case..your mole.
filthy children of Mephesto...
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Squirrels!
If you ever see one shoot it.
lest it take your soul.
or in Enrique Inglesias's case..your mole.
filthy children of Mephesto...
50 cents
At my work we are above inflation.
Soda costs only 50 cent-abos.
I can get two~! That's right! Not Uno but Duo sodas for a dollar.
two is one more.... than one.
Thats Double the Amount of Soda!!
I'm getting all lightheaded just thinking about it.
M.Advice.
Maximize, then Capitalize
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At my work we are above inflation.
Soda costs only 50 cent-abos.
I can get two~! That's right! Not Uno but Duo sodas for a dollar.
two is one more.... than one.
Thats Double the Amount of Soda!!
I'm getting all lightheaded just thinking about it.
M.Advice.
Maximize, then Capitalize
A little bit of me...
If your curious...
I'm like the Hulk, but smaller and brown..
Like him I like to run around, In shorts
Purple of course...
I also like Mash..er wait no I meant to SMASH!
Also like him, I was caught in a Gamma Radiated bomb blast which was supposed to kill me but instead blessed me with special powers.
He breathes oxy_gen
I breathe I oxy_gen with mint flavoring. HA!
He eats chickens. So Do I.
We are like brothers..
He would call me Mulk!
Together we would protect the world from Mullets.
Mulk smash!
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If your curious...
I'm like the Hulk, but smaller and brown..
Like him I like to run around, In shorts
Purple of course...
I also like Mash..er wait no I meant to SMASH!
Also like him, I was caught in a Gamma Radiated bomb blast which was supposed to kill me but instead blessed me with special powers.
He breathes oxy_gen
I breathe I oxy_gen with mint flavoring. HA!
He eats chickens. So Do I.
We are like brothers..
He would call me Mulk!
Together we would protect the world from Mullets.
Mulk smash!
M.Advice
Breathe..
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Breathe..
Ness
Ness is a mess.
Now I call him.
MessyNess.
He's still homeless.
You might say Ness is a HomelessMess.
or it's a case of MessyHomlessNess
very...
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Ness is a mess.
Now I call him.
MessyNess.
He's still homeless.
You might say Ness is a HomelessMess.
or it's a case of MessyHomlessNess
very...
Creative Juices
I tried drinking the Dictionary once.
It tasted a little dry..almost woody..
I'm still waiting for the Juice to get creative..
Maybe it will start a blog like me?
Maybe it will write me a letter?
Maybe it will go out and get a job, get married and have little pocket dictionaries?
Heres to create-ive!
My favorite kind of juice!
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I tried drinking the Dictionary once.
It tasted a little dry..almost woody..
I'm still waiting for the Juice to get creative..
Maybe it will start a blog like me?
Maybe it will write me a letter?
Maybe it will go out and get a job, get married and have little pocket dictionaries?
Heres to create-ive!
My favorite kind of juice!
M.advice
When you eat. chew...
words to eat by....
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When you eat. chew...
words to eat by....
Smart Pants
Smart Pants On!
You may recognize this from my voicemail.
I wonder?
What happened to voice_woman?
Was she Like WO! Man! this is it! I've had enough.
Did she divorce voice_mail?
Did she leave Voice_mail in the middle of the night?
because he didn't listen to her and erased her before she even had a chance to speak her mind?
What about the children?
Voice_over and Voice_box?
I think Voice_box sold His soul to Microsoft and
changed his name to X-box.
hmmm...
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Smart Pants On!
You may recognize this from my voicemail.
I wonder?
What happened to voice_woman?
Was she Like WO! Man! this is it! I've had enough.
Did she divorce voice_mail?
Did she leave Voice_mail in the middle of the night?
because he didn't listen to her and erased her before she even had a chance to speak her mind?
What about the children?
Voice_over and Voice_box?
I think Voice_box sold His soul to Microsoft and
changed his name to X-box.
hmmm...
Tuesday, September 09, 2003
Friends
I have a friend names Ness.
Ness is homeless.
I call him homelessNess.
then he kicked me.
He is no longer my friend..
homelessNess.
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I have a friend names Ness.
Ness is homeless.
I call him homelessNess.
then he kicked me.
He is no longer my friend..
homelessNess.
M.advice
When you edit your blog
Dont forget to Re-fresh your blog.
It might have taken a nap.
and that is that...
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When you edit your blog
Dont forget to Re-fresh your blog.
It might have taken a nap.
and that is that...
Shurid
I have a friend and his name is Suhrid!
Tomorrow we are going to go eat food.
It will be good.
Suhrid is Indian, Suhrid can also Moonwalk in all directions
even in directions that most people didn't even know you could Moonwalk.
When I Moonwalk , I look like a MoonDrunk.
Suhrid also knows C. But sometimes I wonder if he knows P?
Shazam!
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I have a friend and his name is Suhrid!
Tomorrow we are going to go eat food.
It will be good.
Suhrid is Indian, Suhrid can also Moonwalk in all directions
even in directions that most people didn't even know you could Moonwalk.
When I Moonwalk , I look like a MoonDrunk.
Suhrid also knows C. But sometimes I wonder if he knows P?
Shazam!
Bling ! Bling Cha Ching!
Current objective:
Raising George!
Once this has been accomplished we will then Have George Insitutionalized.
Then We Will have George Processed and Packaged away.
Then We will Send George to join his new "family"
and we will feel better! knowing that there is plenty of more George to go around.
Go George! Goerge! either way you spell it! It still say GORGE~
Oh! George I can see your pourge!
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Current objective:
Raising George!
Once this has been accomplished we will then Have George Insitutionalized.
Then We Will have George Processed and Packaged away.
Then We will Send George to join his new "family"
and we will feel better! knowing that there is plenty of more George to go around.
Go George! Goerge! either way you spell it! It still say GORGE~
Oh! George I can see your pourge!
Monday, September 08, 2003
Trends
I have started a Trend.
This hasn't been the first time
Lord knows it wont be the last time
In one day I have recruited over four people to my cause here at blogger.com
The mission:
To waste server space.
Do you choose to accept this?
I did.
Join us.NOW.!
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I have started a Trend.
This hasn't been the first time
Lord knows it wont be the last time
In one day I have recruited over four people to my cause here at blogger.com
The mission:
To waste server space.
Do you choose to accept this?
I did.
Join us.NOW.!
Cereal to USbubb
somone should make a cable that is a usb cable split into usb and serial.
seriously...
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somone should make a cable that is a usb cable split into usb and serial.
seriously...
I Aplogize.
For the way I acted.
For the strings of numbers and letters that spewed forth from my mouth.
but most of all I'm sorry for ...you
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For the way I acted.
For the strings of numbers and letters that spewed forth from my mouth.
but most of all I'm sorry for ...you
Tim is a liar
Tim is a liar.
He is tall......
that is all...
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Tim is a liar.
He is tall......
that is all...
Today is a New Day!!!
Today is a new Day, full of calls
some are short, some are not as quick.
but either way I get paid.
Peace!
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Today is a new Day, full of calls
some are short, some are not as quick.
but either way I get paid.
Peace!
H2O
ooo weee h20
cause h10 wasn't good enough!
that's ten more than ten
H20
Not to be confused with Halloween The Movie.
It's the "Thing" you drink and if you dont you're gona die" as told to Miguel by Karlos.
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ooo weee h20
cause h10 wasn't good enough!
that's ten more than ten
H20
Not to be confused with Halloween The Movie.
It's the "Thing" you drink and if you dont you're gona die" as told to Miguel by Karlos.
Nana vs Ple!
You know Bananas and Apples dont get along.
you need a warm humid client for the bananas
Apples can grow anywhere.
Thats why Bananas and Oranges are friends.
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You know Bananas and Apples dont get along.
you need a warm humid client for the bananas
Apples can grow anywhere.
Thats why Bananas and Oranges are friends.
BaJa Fresh
"It's over" I said.
but not really....
The other day I found that my most prized and most loved burrito was slowly killing my arteries.
I cried and cried and cried......and cried.....
So I decided to order something new.
The "Baja Style" Taco with charbroiled chicken.
it was .. .. okay..
That is all.
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"It's over" I said.
but not really....
The other day I found that my most prized and most loved burrito was slowly killing my arteries.
I cried and cried and cried......and cried.....
So I decided to order something new.
The "Baja Style" Taco with charbroiled chicken.
it was .. .. okay..
That is all.
Storm Warning!
Denied!
The hunting trip was cancelled due to an unforseen hurricaine stopping by my house.
I will keep you posted with details to come...
I think I lost my invisible dog.
here boi here!
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Denied!
The hunting trip was cancelled due to an unforseen hurricaine stopping by my house.
I will keep you posted with details to come...
I think I lost my invisible dog.
here boi here!
Hello World.
Land of Honey and Lactose IntoleraANT.
They are the dealiest species of Ant.
Ant man beware!
Today I go job hunting
Jobs are an elusive prey, more so when you're trying to get a second one.
I will go hunting Deep in the Jungle of Te-MPe
Wish Me luck World
Job. I'm coming to get you//
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Land of Honey and Lactose IntoleraANT.
They are the dealiest species of Ant.
Ant man beware!
Today I go job hunting
Jobs are an elusive prey, more so when you're trying to get a second one.
I will go hunting Deep in the Jungle of Te-MPe
Wish Me luck World
Job. I'm coming to get you//
11
It Is Also Prime.
11. Thats one more than 10
two more than 9.
9 is also Prime.
Prime.TheRightChoice.TheBestChoice.
payed for by "Prime Numbers are Real Numbers too" ad council.
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It Is Also Prime.
11. Thats one more than 10
two more than 9.
9 is also Prime.
Prime.TheRightChoice.TheBestChoice.
payed for by "Prime Numbers are Real Numbers too" ad council.
In Memoriam
SuperFriend Technocide
My head hangs low. My fingers carpaled.
Two days ago 50 superheroes were killed by the Dreaded Dark Phoenix.
In a blink of an eye, lifelong super friends were gone.
This post is for my homies.
RIP.
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SuperFriend Technocide
My head hangs low. My fingers carpaled.
Two days ago 50 superheroes were killed by the Dreaded Dark Phoenix.
In a blink of an eye, lifelong super friends were gone.
This post is for my homies.
RIP.
Sunday, September 07, 2003
Hello
Timothy Coady
Do you ever feel like you are being watched?
Did you know that Cat has a webcam in your bedroom?
No??
Well I did.
Smile.
I can see your Epedermis.
Go Bruins.
Seething Green. And Mean like the Hulk.
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Timothy Coady
Do you ever feel like you are being watched?
Did you know that Cat has a webcam in your bedroom?
No??
Well I did.
Smile.
I can see your Epedermis.
Go Bruins.
Seething Green. And Mean like the Hulk.
What In the World?
Happened to Barney?
Elmo?
Bananas in Pajamas?
Pathetica err Metallica err wait no Pathetica..
I hope some one ran them over and backed up.
peace..
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Happened to Barney?
Elmo?
Bananas in Pajamas?
Pathetica err Metallica err wait no Pathetica..
I hope some one ran them over and backed up.
peace..
Spineless Arthropods
Ahem ..Well that was the lawyers saying that I should tone down this blog to Pg-15
@ss!!$$e$ Lawyers
Always where you don’t want them. They are like butter knives when you're trying to eat steak. Who uses a Butter Knife for steak?? HUH?.....sorry mom
They are supposed to help out.
But OH NO! We Only Spread BUTTER! We don't cut steak!
That would be too easy. We only want to make you Fat!! Like a Walrus. Or maybe like the Calendar girls of Krispy Kreme.
Seriously....
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Ahem ..Well that was the lawyers saying that I should tone down this blog to Pg-15
@ss!!$$e$ Lawyers
Always where you don’t want them. They are like butter knives when you're trying to eat steak. Who uses a Butter Knife for steak?? HUH?.....sorry mom
They are supposed to help out.
But OH NO! We Only Spread BUTTER! We don't cut steak!
That would be too easy. We only want to make you Fat!! Like a Walrus. Or maybe like the Calendar girls of Krispy Kreme.
Seriously....
Greetings Fellow Superheros:
The life of Fighting crime is likened to an uphill battle in the rain with holes in your Mighty Tighties. It's like wearing your cape backwards. It's like cereal without enough Milk. It's like Peanut Butter with no Jelly.
It's like...well enough of what it's like.
Now is the time for what it IS!!
Being a Superhero is:
Fun
Dangerous
SeX-o-matical
Stupendous!
FAN-tastic and I do mean FAN-tastic if you know what i mean...:)
Tittalating err titillating
Groovy !!!
Like slipping and sliding all night long....
but best of all it's superheroee..
Oh! and the benefits are awesome too.
Not to mention we get to wear cool costumes and free promos from companies
Ooops the Phone is ringing…just a moment..
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The life of Fighting crime is likened to an uphill battle in the rain with holes in your Mighty Tighties. It's like wearing your cape backwards. It's like cereal without enough Milk. It's like Peanut Butter with no Jelly.
It's like...well enough of what it's like.
Now is the time for what it IS!!
Being a Superhero is:
Fun
Dangerous
SeX-o-matical
Stupendous!
FAN-tastic and I do mean FAN-tastic if you know what i mean...:)
Tittalating err titillating
Groovy !!!
Like slipping and sliding all night long....
but best of all it's superheroee..
Oh! and the benefits are awesome too.
Not to mention we get to wear cool costumes and free promos from companies
Ooops the Phone is ringing…just a moment..
Behold For I am Lord Helmet. Lord of the Helmets....
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