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M.Advice

the moment you define something, you have changed it.

my guitar came in the mail.

I just need my battle AX!

I will be a cow for Halloween, complete with udders.
I will have a cape!

Beware the MOO! Beware The MOO!

Today I bestow upon you Duo the amount of wisdom from my treasure glove box

1. Sometimes the smallest things cause the biggest problems.

2. copy and paste my freind copy and paste

PRAISE LOUDLY.curse softly.

LOVE LOUDLY.hate nothing.

and chew with your mouth closed.

you dirty hippy.

Life is killing me

What the ? Life= kill= paradox= crazyness= coo coo for coco puffs!

seriously...

Dear Mr. Miguel

I'm having problems with my email, I can't seem to send messages
Please help!?


I think to myself......One of two things

Am I High? Or possibly Drunk? I checked my pulse. I'm not in hell.

then I realized I am working, and none of the above is possible before lunch.....
This lady is serious.....

What to do? If I reply, she may never get the message..

If I don't, she may continue to think that she has email problems.....

What a conundrum.....

a fungus among us....

P.s. I don't smoke.

Today I was walking , and for some reason I was compelled to look behind me at the path that I had walked, and as I turned, I noticed, that for a while now
there have been only one pair of footprints.

I bent down to look at the them. I noticed that these were not shoes prints but sandal prints.

I don't wear Sandals, I wear Vans. I can think of only one person who's preferred footwear is a sandal.

I decided to walk back to where the sandal prints started on their own. As I walked I noticed that the Sandal Prints were not embedded as far into the ground as they were when I first saw them.

"I have more to carry now"
I must have gained weight. I thought.


Finally after what seemed an eternity I found, my shoeprints.
"look again"

Lying right next to my shoeprints were two things.
A sk8board and a book.

I bent over and picked up the book.
It was the story of the Ugly Duckling.
I remember that book well, because as a child I always strived to follow the lesson learned in that book so long ago. Be Nice to Ducks even if they don't look like you.

As I picked up the book to look through it. I noticed that it didn't contain the story of the ugly duckling but a map.

This map seemed to go everywhere but nowhere.
In fact sometimes this map went in circles.
I blinked and closed the book.

I took a deep breath and I picked up my sk8board.
It was pretty scratched up and you could no longer see the logo.

"where have you been? it asked
"far away" I replied.
"have you come to take me home?" it asked
"yes"I said.
"did you miss me?" my sk8board asked.
"very much so" I replied.

"Do you remember now?"
"thank you" I said
"your welcome"

I then took my sk8board and my book and started walking..

I am a Phoenix.
I knew this.It's in my blood.


Enter the Shoe! My Vans shoe that is...

You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.

"And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
immortal."

Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
(Egyptian).
The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life,
the number 0, and the element of fire.
His sign is the eclipsed sun.

As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

some of you(one) are wondering why I havent posted about the cubs losing.....

well I'm not going to.So there.


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My mythical symbol is the .....


Spoon!

which means you can use me to dig a tunnel to safety if you are ever imprisoned
by nazis in a POW camp.

seriously....

The cubs won again, it was a good game!

a great game, revenge is a dish best served with a can of Waupaca!
bases loaded and nowhere to go!

Go Ramirez!

2 HRs and 6 RbI's , I watched it through my computer!
Ramzes was definitely the MVP of the game for me!

on to game four!

I lost my soxs, damn amery-cans!

# posted by Mulk : 11:42 PM

Kung who?
King kong?

no no no, Kung fu,
like me and you!

everyday at work I train with my fu! beware my shoe!
look out I got's to go poo. Winnie the who?
beware my moo!

i'll rough you up and stuff with my bad ass old school chucks

Don't mess with me! especially when I'm going pee.

seriously.bitxhes!

A hypsy- is a dreaded Gypsy/Hippy hybrid.
It's filthy like nobodys business.

Derek is a Hypsy.Ask him how.

Which one is it>?

We all have them, The day that you feel at your prime.Optimal.
Optimus.Prime.

Oh by the way ? Did anyone ever notice that Capn America is a Cubs Fan?

No? well he is! The Capn told me himself.

GO Cubbies!

Its true!

Ask yourself? How many Doctors have you had that never gave you drugs!
How many of you, could even read what they were giving you?

I think that nowadays instead of witches there are Doctors!
Instead of broom sticks, they have stethoscopes and thermometers

"hmm little boy you seem very very healthy to eat um me, You seem very Healthy to me"

seriously...

Welcome to the Munion
Today is my first day posting under the title Munion!
First there was the Onion! now there is Munion!

A Munion among us!

Todays Top News Story!

Kill Bill: the wrong Bill Killed!

In an unprecedented Press release today Mt. Quintus TaraTeenmo revealed that the Bill you see in his new Movie todays isn't even Bill.

"Na man, That was our waterboy, We messes up in da movie. Bill is alive and well.Thank you."


da end/

Kill MILK!

MILK is evil! its from a black and white creature! a spotty black and white wild beast that chews on its cud!

Mothers MILK my ass!

Oh another note Im going to go see kill bill at 1230 am

see you there.

Hi Brandon! Hope all is well!

Today at work while Dave was on break , they changed his domain.

When dave came back and tried to login, it didnt work. He tried over and over again, First he cursed at the computer! Then he swore and swore and swore. everyone laughed. Then they all got in trouble by kyle!

not the jewish kyle, kyle the lead!

Dave did get in, but it was a laugh?

Hope likes to joke. Hope is funny.

everyday she leaves at 11 or so, I used to scare her ,but now we are friends.
sort of. She sits at one end and I sit at another.

:P

Ever since I was a little Cubbie

I liked the cubs.
They have Sammy SOSA! now and it is good.
They won yesterday and it makes me happy
This may shock most of you considering that I don't watch sports. Its true.


I reflect on this now and it makes me smile.
GO cubs!

Here is my cell phone number
call me and tell me what you think...
I think..This will be interesting.


6.0.2......six.1.four.6.four.four.8

I wont answer, just leave a voice>mail..
or femail

Do you have my respect?

ask yourself? If I knew what you knew would I respect you?

probably not.. and thats too bad because even though I may like you.. I may never respect you again..

my friend..you have dug your own grave..now its time to lie in it...

Derek speak no lies

its coming for him

hehe

I wana take the bullets the one aimed straight for your heart.

testing

Derelict thinks I smell of sandalwood and exotic oils

I think he smell Like a dirty Hippie.
and he also has tiny little feet like krusty the clown.

bitch ass!

Hall of Fame!

Derelict is now part of the hall of Fame of superduper
heroes!

He just vanquished the dreaded DosQuevoxombero

burrito!

He is doing...okay.

stable is the word I would use.
yes...right now his stomach is doing cartwheels.

Massive amounts of blood is being redirected to his stomach in hopes of containing the beast within!

I don't know if he will make it through the night!

We all get out alive
No one gets left behind!

The Adventures of Derelict and Cap Bombero!

Eviler people who dont wipe their butts beware!Darkest Days


Derek and Capn Bombero are on the prowl

Mankind Depends on them!
They will Dominate!
They will eat! all your food.

In Brightest Day!
In darkest night.

No one shall escape Derek and Capn Bombero's Sight
Let those Who run Mexican buffets At night Beware!

Derelicts Hunger and Capn Bomberos Ultimate Power Tonight!

fin..

Cats!

I like cats, however .. I like pugs better..

As a whole I like cats , they like to purr
but their shit smells bad.

Pugs are cute, they have smashed faces and waggily tails...that are curly..like little piggies..

Pigs are not cute.

Im going to get a pug in the new year of my 23rd year and call him Mr. Pugsmore
or in the other case Ms.Pugsmore.

it will..be...good!

I don't support that!

I dont support Rabbits who wear glasses.
or rabbits who eat other rabbits.

I do however support Rabbit birth control/

and myself..

Superheroing

it has been slow today
I think the sheep are getting smarter.
Next thing you know they will demand
Pants and Maternity leave,
and Glasses!

end cal....

M.Advice


As a wise man once told me..

Don't fart around people you like........

unless your married..heheh

then all bets are off

Iggy no Bloggy

Neither has Alexi or Derelecti!~


beware the purple supreme underwear.

M.Advice:

I dont like working nights.......

Argh~! Super Dave aka The Chinchilla


Today, Dave went through all ten of his" Daves Psycho cycle" steps torwards becoming a Tech Support Postal Employee on the 6'o clock news/

2. He threw his headset against the wall~
and 1. he tallked about how mad he was while no one listened.....

This hasn't happened in a while..we have been waiting here in t.s. land, waiting patiently for this wonderous and special day...


You can look at the Top ten list on Tims blogs in all its entirety

check it out..

yipeee wipee

Those little ones! wit dar beady eyes....

Ants in my PantalowNess~!

There are ants in my pants
There are not pants in my hair

but they are in my house
quite like a vicious mouse.

venomous like a poisonous louse

where Is the Raid?

I am a Giver!

One thing you may not know about Me is that I am a giver.

For Example:

I love to give:
you laughter.
you gas.

you crap if you need it and
shit if you deserve it.

People are always asking me? Miguel! What do you have to give me!?

I Tell them:
Hey, There Friend!For the low, low price of my foot in your ass I can give you the pain of a lifetime!
and I'll even throw in a karate chop to your head!

I'll also give:
Hugs!
Comparison to make your life seem not so dreary!
Hope!
Survival Training!(survival not guranteed)

Friendship
Love(platonic)
Love!(if you're lucky)

There's no end to what I will/won't give you!

I also give rides(wink()wink)
markers
erasers
quarters

I might not even give you respect!
Wana know more? Ask how!?

I also give!

Cheesecake
Chickensoup!
a good ol time!

And the list goes on...... an on..

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