Sunday, November 30, 2003
chruch and white people
I went to church for the first time in a long time.
not because I feel; like I need to but because I wanted be around people who share a common belief.
I took a friend named gabriel with me to get my god on.
totally new faces, and more white people than I was used to.
I was farid of the white devils in church, but then I saw JC and I thought.."Man"
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not because I feel; like I need to but because I wanted be around people who share a common belief.
I took a friend named gabriel
totally new faces, and more white people than I was used to.
I was farid of the white devils in church, but then I saw JC and I thought.."Man"
Saturday, November 29, 2003
I need mental flosss`
and so do you~
you dirty hippy!
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you dirty hippy!
transformers
my blog is not growing.evolving.like me
Im getting complacent.
I must move my cheese.
So were doing a massive overhaul as to the context contained within.
now it's going to include pics and quotes from monkeys typing on keyboard sitting on lava lamp chairs.
so there.
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Im getting complacent.
I must move my cheese.
So were doing a massive overhaul as to the context contained within.
now it's going to include pics and quotes from monkeys typing on keyboard sitting on lava lamp chairs.
so there.
Friday, November 28, 2003
loading
What do you get when you wrap an ear of corn in a flour tortilla?
a corny turtle.
thank you
This bad joke was sponsored by the Republican party.
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a corny turtle.
thank you
This bad joke was sponsored by the Republican party.
elevate pt 2
As I described earlier I was moved up in tech support.
I have had many congratulations and welcomes.
Here is one from a woman named Victoria Chacon
"Thank-you Sir. Its good seeing you on this side. A fresh new face."
Victoria is a very nice person, she trained me in applyweb before I got moved to fts.
Thanks for all the well Wishes Victoria
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I have had many congratulations and welcomes.
Here is one from a woman named Victoria Chacon
"Thank-you Sir. Its good seeing you on this side. A fresh new face."
Victoria is a very nice person, she trained me in applyweb before I got moved to fts.
Thanks for all the well Wishes Victoria
Riddle wih Miguel = M.iddle
When can good intentions go bad?
Tell me what you think?
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Tell me what you think?
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
Nintendo!
yesterday I bought one of the coolest b/day present for myself ever.
A red Nintendo zip up jacket.!
Sweeet!!
I am now an offically licensed product of nintendo.
"ora origato mr roboto"
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A red Nintendo zip up jacket.!
Sweeet!!
I am now an offically licensed product of nintendo.
"ora origato mr roboto"
M.advice lifted from Berke Breathed
for meat eaters
"I don't eat anything that can look at me. Shrimp, clams, scallops-they might be looking, but I can't tell. They would be thinking about mollusk sex while you haul them up. I eat those. But watch the mortified eyes of a cow as she's pushed into the killing chamber with electric prods. I know what those eyes are thinking. They're wishing us each a dose of E.coli"
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"I don't eat anything that can look at me. Shrimp, clams, scallops-they might be looking, but I can't tell. They would be thinking about mollusk sex while you haul them up. I eat those. But watch the mortified eyes of a cow as she's pushed into the killing chamber with electric prods. I know what those eyes are thinking. They're wishing us each a dose of E.coli"
Sunday, November 23, 2003
use the source!
On my new Team I am known as (Luke).
I introduced myself to everyone who didn't know me as (Luke) and now they all call me that.
I explained its because I walk in two worlds
One in TechSupport
One as a Superhero
Never shall The two meet.Unleast I say so.
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I introduced myself to everyone who didn't know me as (Luke) and now they all call me that.
I explained its because I walk in two worlds
One in TechSupport
One as a Superhero
Never shall The two meet.Unleast I say so.
happy birthday to me!
On NOV19 I turned 23.
I am expically excited because 23 is prime.
Its going to be a Prime year.
Goodbye 22 hello 23
23
its one more than
22.
here we go Smart Pants.
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I am expically excited because 23 is prime.
Its going to be a Prime year.
Goodbye 22 hello 23
23
its one more than
22.
here we go Smart Pants.
elevation.
Today is my First offical day of faculty tech support.
I have not eaten morning meal
I am on a break-fast.
I am in need of sustance consisting of complex carbohydrates and simple amino acids and lipids.
I wasn't even on my team for less than two weeks. I told my old-new lead jerry that I think this is a record.
I'm also excited because I am the first in my class to move up.
my 23rd year is off to faboulistic start.
My powers combined.
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I have not eaten morning meal
I am on a break-fast.
I am in need of sustance consisting of complex carbohydrates and simple amino acids and lipids.
I wasn't even on my team for less than two weeks. I told my old-new lead jerry that I think this is a record.
I'm also excited because I am the first in my class to move up.
my 23rd year is off to faboulistic start.
My powers combined.
Tuesday, November 18, 2003
Kudos
Yesterday one of my teammates
we'll call him "Mych"
said I was "Kick ASS" for bringing in doughnuts!
I brought in Krispy Kremes for a mid morning snack.
I told him that this was my first compliment from a team mate and that I would write a dissertation on this.
mych said" a dissertation huh?"
I said" yes, a dissertation on my blog"*
note that this dissertation has been edited for content and length due to time constraints.
for a full copy of this dissertation please send 10000 dollars to:
get Miguel out here
p.o.box. 667
Phoenix, Az 85287
So here goes.
pt 12
and then he said" kick ass" in an impression of the great Cartman The conqueror from southpark
and I told him that I would blog this.
conclusion:
It is good to bring doughnuts, they are excellent peace offerings when you are alone in a foreign and brand new team.
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we'll call him "Mych"
said I was "Kick ASS" for bringing in doughnuts!
I brought in Krispy Kremes for a mid morning snack.
I told him that this was my first compliment from a team mate and that I would write a dissertation on this.
mych said" a dissertation huh?"
I said" yes, a dissertation on my blog"*
note that this dissertation has been edited for content and length due to time constraints.
for a full copy of this dissertation please send 10000 dollars to:
get Miguel out here
p.o.box. 667
Phoenix, Az 85287
So here goes.
pt 12
and then he said" kick ass" in an impression of the great Cartman The conqueror from southpark
and I told him that I would blog this.
conclusion:
It is good to bring doughnuts, they are excellent peace offerings when you are alone in a foreign and brand new team.
pan-da Coon
Panda arent really bears.
They belong to the same Familia as RacoonS.
Imagine if Davy crockett had known this.
He might have worn a panda skin hat.
Better yet he woudl have had a sidekick that was a panda!
A rabid Panda Sidekick !
that knew kung fu!
and drank green tea and ate bamboo all day long.
Her name would have been/
Pandoe!
"They killed her cubs, they captured her mate"
"now its payback time"
Enter the Panda!
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They belong to the same Familia as RacoonS.
Imagine if Davy crockett had known this.
He might have worn a panda skin hat.
Better yet he woudl have had a sidekick that was a panda!
A rabid Panda Sidekick !
that knew kung fu!
and drank green tea and ate bamboo all day long.
Her name would have been/
Pandoe!
"They killed her cubs, they captured her mate"
"now its payback time"
Enter the Panda!
my new famiglia
since I moved to mornings I joined team 11.
11 is also prime.
just like 29.
coincedence?
I think not.
Prime.Ultimate.Supreme.Alpha.Omega.
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11 is also prime.
just like 29.
coincedence?
I think not.
Prime.Ultimate.Supreme.Alpha.Omega.
Saturday, November 15, 2003
underpants
wearing.
are you?
hope you don't catch a cold.
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are you?
hope you don't catch a cold.
need to know//.
where I can get some free van shoes.
where I can meet some crazy fun, filled party people.
where I left that D battery.
Where is my peice of the pie.
Where is that dream.
Where did all the hookers go?
Where can I find a free stripper.
a free stripping hooker.
yea.
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where I can meet some crazy fun, filled party people.
where I left that D battery.
Where is my peice of the pie.
Where is that dream.
Where did all the hookers go?
Where can I find a free stripper.
a free stripping hooker.
yea.
drunken love
Once when I was drunk almost two years ago I fell into lust with a stripper. I don't know her name.
she kissed me.
Thank god all I had was twelve dollars.
Oh to dream a lusty dream with her.
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she kissed me.
Thank god all I had was twelve dollars.
Oh to dream a lusty dream with her.
Friday, November 14, 2003
Mulk Grey pt1 The choice.
The choice layed before me.
The path aglow.
Read between the lines.
overtime.
Fight for every thing.
transform.
Don't look back.
always.
words don't mean as much as....
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The path aglow.
Read between the lines.
overtime.
Fight for every thing.
transform.
Don't look back.
always.
words don't mean as much as....
Addiction.&.Fear
We have them.
One addiction is reading.
One fear is heights.
but if I combine my addiction with my fear.
I'm, not so afraid.
hmm I think I will continue to do more combining of fears and addictions in las Phoenix.
"I think im going for a walk, and Im going to use my shoes"
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One addiction is reading.
One fear is heights.
but if I combine my addiction with my fear.
I'm, not so afraid.
hmm I think I will continue to do more combining of fears and addictions in las Phoenix.
"I think im going for a walk, and Im going to use my shoes"
more milk please.....
soy milk that is.
soy what? soy milk.
soy what.fig you?
yes, thanks.
I try at least twice a day.
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soy what? soy milk.
soy what.fig you?
yes, thanks.
I try at least twice a day.
M.advice
screw redundant advice.
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a perfect world.a perfect square.platinum diamonds
In a perfect world, All our plans would come to fruition.
Luckily the world is designed to perfectly make sure that you have more than one plan or set of plans.
A division of plans from 1)a to 1.1a), but, nope thats not enough.
you need plan 1a) through 2.23 b) and so forth
Aren't we the lucky bastards.or children with parents, or orphans??
I think my plan is getting to serious....
change of plans.
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Luckily the world is designed to perfectly make sure that you have more than one plan or set of plans.
A division of plans from 1)a to 1.1a), but, nope thats not enough.
you need plan 1a) through 2.23 b) and so forth
Aren't we the lucky bastards.or children with parents, or orphans??
I think my plan is getting to serious....
change of plans.
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
m.Thoughts
The evoluiton of evil.
What about the evoultion of good?
Is good De-evolving?
What has it become.
Death creates life.
up and down.
all around.
I know one crazy person in particular who puzzles me.
That person by all accounts appears to be a nice person, a good person.
Are they? I don't know yet.....their story is not done.
There is a chance...
sorround yourself with people who help you grow.
So I did?
The price was a heavy one.
What Did I lose? nothging that can't be replaced.
I know what I gained.
I remember
Before the second Matrix came out.
I held someone elses hand once and Told them I would never let them go, that I could be poor and I wouldnt care with them by my side. In my life.
and bla bla bla. but then something happened that I didn't forsee.
They let go.
then I saw the scene where neo and trinity are sexing like bunnies in their love cave and
I think it was trinity that said something eerily and almost exactly to what I had said.
made me wonder if someone was watching me...
Dont get me wrong, usually you say things like that and don't expect to have it actually happen.
I didn't expect to be poor and live through some great traumatic drama.
but it did happen. That peson came to me and I did what I could.
I held their hand again. I told them everything would be allright.
I told them to believe in themselves.
They held my hand.
I was strong....but then old habits came again.
I stumbled. They let go.
I fell.hard.
I got back up.I was two steps back from where I was before this. tiny steps.but still.
life goes on.
I felt that the tables had turned.
when it was in fact a new dinning room set.
I will never be the same.
Thankfully Im going to be better.
I am not going to stand in anybodys way.
I learned how to not believe/
One of the greatest lesson I could learn.
"I wana live like I did before,to sleep in your arms, to think that we'll never fall apart" - the format
#3 in az
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What about the evoultion of good?
Is good De-evolving?
What has it become.
Death creates life.
up and down.
all around.
I know one crazy person in particular who puzzles me.
That person by all accounts appears to be a nice person, a good person.
Are they? I don't know yet.....their story is not done.
There is a chance...
sorround yourself with people who help you grow.
So I did?
The price was a heavy one.
What Did I lose? nothging that can't be replaced.
I know what I gained.
I remember
Before the second Matrix came out.
I held someone elses hand once and Told them I would never let them go, that I could be poor and I wouldnt care with them by my side. In my life.
and bla bla bla. but then something happened that I didn't forsee.
They let go.
then I saw the scene where neo and trinity are sexing like bunnies in their love cave and
I think it was trinity that said something eerily and almost exactly to what I had said.
made me wonder if someone was watching me...
Dont get me wrong, usually you say things like that and don't expect to have it actually happen.
I didn't expect to be poor and live through some great traumatic drama.
but it did happen. That peson came to me and I did what I could.
I held their hand again. I told them everything would be allright.
I told them to believe in themselves.
They held my hand.
I was strong....but then old habits came again.
I stumbled. They let go.
I fell.hard.
I got back up.I was two steps back from where I was before this. tiny steps.but still.
life goes on.
I felt that the tables had turned.
when it was in fact a new dinning room set.
I will never be the same.
Thankfully Im going to be better.
I am not going to stand in anybodys way.
I learned how to not believe/
One of the greatest lesson I could learn.
"I wana live like I did before,to sleep in your arms, to think that we'll never fall apart" - the format
#3 in az
Supreme Underwear!
Do I dare?
oh yes!
I smell a dirty hippy.
his name is Hector!
hes a lvl7 square.
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oh yes!
his name is Hector!
hes a lvl7 square.
oraweb
Where has it gone?
How do I find the oraweb?
Is it inside of my shoe?
does it smell like glue?
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How do I find the oraweb?
Is it inside of my shoe?
does it smell like glue?
M.Advice
"Don't drink milk if its lumpy"
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Sunday, November 09, 2003
Fear and Loating in Las Pheonix
a gremlin sent me an email today.
I though it was a odd.
Gremlins usually know their place.
It said something about violating a code of dress.
Since when do Vans violate anything.....
Also Derelict couldnt stop crying about me being on the morning shift...
I handed him a towel full of glass.
Now he'll really have something to cry about.
Peace hippies!
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I though it was a odd.
Gremlins usually know their place.
It said something about violating a code of dress.
Since when do Vans violate anything.....
Also Derelict couldnt stop crying about me being on the morning shift...
I handed him a towel full of glass.
Now he'll really have something to cry about.
Peace hippies!
Saturday, November 08, 2003
morning.the.alpha.
Tomorrow I start my new shift.
A new day.A new chance.
No more self loathing.believe.
Now I finally see the reason.
You gave it away
wish me luck.
oh by the way Derelict is gay. as in he loves the cock.
peace
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A new day.A new chance.
No more self loathing.believe.
Now I finally see the reason.
You gave it away
wish me luck.
oh by the way Derelict is gay. as in he loves the cock.
peace
Tuesday, November 04, 2003
Forks.Spoons and The Mulk
I hate what I have become.....many people have shared or experienced this view.emotion.lifechoice.color.sound.walk.
I look back at the path I have painted.
nothing of substance.
I measure myself by my dreams.my thoughts.my morals.
I see the ghost of my past dreams.experiences.
Haunting me.teasing me.flexing their strength over me.Knowing I'm to scared.
I don't pity myself.I haven't ever sacrificed any moral I own..but neither have I accomplished a moral goal.
This has caused continous ennui and anger.
I measure my loss by clarity of what was and what now is not.
a cause and subsequent effect:
have vs have not.
had vs had not.
loved vs not love.
my greatest loss was also my greatest triumph.
It gave me my daughter: Anastasiya.
However I believe that I am in control of 99% of my actions. The other 1% occurs during sleep. because I have to.
As such I Hold myself to a higher level of failure than most.Some people hit rock bottom.
I hit core bottom. The core of my soul.
The core of dreams.
I have always been full of Aspiration.This has manifested itself many times over at work...As a courtesy clerk I was awarded the prestige of being the best worker in the store/dept.
duo honors in the same meeting at the same time.
A moment of Supreme Triumph.
A moment of Affirmation that I was a prime example of work ethics.
I wish I had a plaque for that moment.
It was a Miguel Moment.
"Do you want to fall apart, I cant start if you cant stop"
-The format
"I just need to get myself over me"
I have been waiting to long.
Now.not tommorow.
Go.A.L.(s)
I'm learning to walk again.
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I look back at the path I have painted.
nothing of substance.
I measure myself by my dreams.my thoughts.my morals.
I see the ghost of my past dreams.experiences.
Haunting me.teasing me.flexing their strength over me.Knowing I'm to scared.
I don't pity myself.I haven't ever sacrificed any moral I own..but neither have I accomplished a moral goal.
This has caused continous ennui and anger.
I measure my loss by clarity of what was and what now is not.
a cause and subsequent effect:
have vs have not.
had vs had not.
loved vs not love.
my greatest loss was also my greatest triumph.
It gave me my daughter: Anastasiya.
However I believe that I am in control of 99% of my actions. The other 1% occurs during sleep. because I have to.
As such I Hold myself to a higher level of failure than most.Some people hit rock bottom.
I hit core bottom. The core of my soul.
The core of dreams.
I have always been full of Aspiration.This has manifested itself many times over at work...As a courtesy clerk I was awarded the prestige of being the best worker in the store/dept.
duo honors in the same meeting at the same time.
A moment of Supreme Triumph.
A moment of Affirmation that I was a prime example of work ethics.
I wish I had a plaque for that moment.
It was a Miguel Moment.
"Do you want to fall apart, I cant start if you cant stop"
-The format
"I just need to get myself over me"
I have been waiting to long.
Now.not tommorow.
Go.A.L.(s)
I'm learning to walk again.
Sunday, November 02, 2003
E-travel
never leave home without this.
Imagine this in a vibrator......that is all....

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Imagine this in a vibrator......that is all....

My name is Miguel Escobar!
I was raised in the Philippines...
I work for Nike, I make 10 cents a day working long hours surrounded by my fellow phillys with names like Billy,Aba, Juan and Teddy.
Teddy is also called Derek.
Teddy is only 13 yrs old and already has a drinking problem.
He likes to call it a way of life, motivation and a source of power..Drunken power...
We work long hours in the darkness, without any sunlight, I'm going blind and at night even the moon hurts my eyes...
This is what it feels like to be alive....In the UOPHX online T.S. temp basket...
send glue now...
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I work for Nike, I make 10 cents a day working long hours surrounded by my fellow phillys with names like Billy,Aba, Juan and Teddy.
Teddy is also called Derek.
Teddy is only 13 yrs old and already has a drinking problem.
He likes to call it a way of life, motivation and a source of power..Drunken power...
We work long hours in the darkness, without any sunlight, I'm going blind and at night even the moon hurts my eyes...
This is what it feels like to be alive....In the UOPHX online T.S. temp basket...
send glue now...
Lord Helmet!
on wed-nos-day one the prospective membersof LXS brought his 357 magnum to work.
I was off that day. whew!
He had it in his briefcase ala Falling down style.
Did I mention that his little friend was full of Hallow tips???
"Hallow tips are meant to go through bone! He wanted to hurt somone real bad..like..."
as told to me by derelict.
Apparently he told a couple of techs about this..I'm glad he was on our side...
I feel bad for a certain supervisor though.....Jason is going to get him back...
maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow.......who knows.....?
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I was off that day. whew!
He had it in his briefcase ala Falling down style.
Did I mention that his little friend was full of Hallow tips???
"Hallow tips are meant to go through bone! He wanted to hurt somone real bad..like..."
as told to me by derelict.
Apparently he told a couple of techs about this..I'm glad he was on our side...
I feel bad for a certain supervisor though.....Jason is going to get him back...
maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow.......who knows.....?
Saturday, November 01, 2003
Mulk SMash!
I am bent and bitter.
The first step to recovering is coming to term with these core views and feelings.
you might call me bentter!
I certainly feel that way right now.
Special Agent MULK....SMASH!
At work for many people I am their last line of defense for hope.
I save lives, marriages, homework, money!!
All for a measley 10 dollars an hour.
Measley! yes! the janitors here make more than the temps!!!
I certainly dont envy them though.My days of cleaning others toilets are gone.
Dust in the wind.
Soon I will be gone.fin.caput.
I am counting down the days....
To bigger and better things....with more options.
one less member of L.X.S.
Not only am I a member, I'm also the President.
frustration..is a crappy station to be tuned to.
I think I'm going to go get a tune up.
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The first step to recovering is coming to term with these core views and feelings.
you might call me bentter!
I certainly feel that way right now.
Special Agent MULK....SMASH!
At work for many people I am their last line of defense for hope.
I save lives, marriages, homework, money!!
All for a measley 10 dollars an hour.
Measley! yes! the janitors here make more than the temps!!!
I certainly dont envy them though.My days of cleaning others toilets are gone.
Dust in the wind.
Soon I will be gone.fin.caput.
I am counting down the days....
To bigger and better things....with more options.
one less member of L.X.S.
Not only am I a member, I'm also the President.
frustration..is a crappy station to be tuned to.
I think I'm going to go get a tune up.
Last night!
was fun.a learning experience.
I learned many many things.
I learned.
that if you have udders and are battle cow, women will suck on your teets.
To take front and back pictures of the people you pose with.
that there are stupid people running Tempe , who decided for the 1st time in a long time to not close Mill Ave.causing massive traffic hemorrhaging..
drinking is expensive to everyone else......
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I learned many many things.
I learned.
that if you have udders and are battle cow, women will suck on your teets.
To take front and back pictures of the people you pose with.
that there are stupid people running Tempe , who decided for the 1st time in a long time to not close Mill Ave.causing massive traffic hemorrhaging..
drinking is expensive to everyone else......
Day of the Moo!
yesterday>today was the day Moo.
Tonight the Festivities continue!
Moo Fest ! 2003
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Tonight the Festivities continue!
Moo Fest ! 2003