Wednesday, March 31, 2004
The road to perdition
You know who you are.
Yup.
Do you remember? Its been six months since.
I still remember my promise.
Sometimes I sit alone and wonder"Why is god so evil? Why are you running away? Is it me or is it you?"
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Yup.
Do you remember? Its been six months since.
I still remember my promise.
Sometimes I sit alone and wonder"Why is god so evil? Why are you running away? Is it me or is it you?"
I+M=I-M
so tonight as I was driving home, I think I should warn you!
Old people, they're not just sleeping anymore.
Tonight on the way home I saw a car FULL of old people
not half a car,not one old person, a Full freakin car of withered olf petunias.
I almost crapped my mighty tighties.
2 of freakin 4
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Old people, they're not just sleeping anymore.
Tonight on the way home I saw a car FULL of old people
not half a car,not one old person, a Full freakin car of withered olf petunias.
I almost crapped my mighty tighties.
2 of freakin 4
please. think of the children
agent Mulk wrote wroteth:
It appears that some of my biggest fans have gotten lazy and dont read my site anymore.
They are to freakin busy to go click,click,click
well excuse me for a moment.
you want me to entertain you?
Its a good thing I am writing from the groin and for my mutha fukin self.
see I am cussing.Damnit
Anyways a popular feature in blogs is to write cryptic messages that are only meant for certain people.
Lord knows I do it all the time.
Thats why people always say "Mulk your site is crazy"
1 of 4
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It appears that some of my biggest fans have gotten lazy and dont read my site anymore.
They are to freakin busy to go click,click,click
well excuse me for a moment.
you want me to entertain you?
Its a good thing I am writing from the groin and for my mutha fukin self.
see I am cussing.Damnit
Anyways a popular feature in blogs is to write cryptic messages that are only meant for certain people.
Lord knows I do it all the time.
Thats why people always say "Mulk your site is crazy"
1 of 4
So there I was standing in the rain
dripping from head to toe against the naked.
I cupped my hands over my mouth and yelled
Stella!
Stella!
Stella!
and then she was at the window looking down at me. My reason.
I ran to the entrance of her condo and as the thin roof offered me a temporary reprieve from the rain.
I dialed her secret code into the portal.
I buzzed her over and over till the wooden doors swung open.
As I ran up the stairs I remembered
Paris, Sedona,Italy, and now New York
"Stella" I cried as I burst through the door only to be greeted by a withered old woman with so much makeup caked on her face she reminded me of the awesome..
smoking.
"Look at you ! You're wet? She barked And for what?To chase your notion of Love! Ha! As If the word itself means anything alone, your love was never good enough for her, your love could never provide for her.
she turned and blew her smoke out like a demon blowing excess flames.
"there was a time when men used to line up for a chance to have me glance at them" she spouted
{insert long drag on cigarette}
but then.....and nothing else mattered..anymore..
"where is...She? I stuttered What have you done with her" mopping my fingers through my hair, the water pouring down the side of my face.
"my dear boy" she whispered "I warned you"
her eyes narrowing with pity
she stepped close to me.
she took my face in her one hand, while her claw held her fag"
"I warned you that she would break you heart, Didn't I? I told you long ago that you!My boy! were her training doll to break, to feel, to love but most importantly, to use"
"look at me!" I cried into her cracked old pie face as I smacked her hand away from me.
"Look at me! Do you see this! huh? I pointed to my chest
"Do you! Freaking see this?"
I grabbed her hand and put it on the flesh of my chest.
"I am a man, not a liar or some pretty boy"
I moved her chest over my heart
"This is My heart!,This is my love for your Stella,This is what it I know!
To know what true love is"
"Look at what your paranoid teachings have caused"
I brought her close to my face, close enough so the that water falling from my hair onto her face caused her makeup to curdle. Reaching out as if to say "save me from this face"
"This is my heart I whispered and it is broken"
"and all its asking, is for her love"
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dripping from head to toe against the naked.
I cupped my hands over my mouth and yelled
Stella!
Stella!
Stella!
and then she was at the window looking down at me. My reason.
I ran to the entrance of her condo and as the thin roof offered me a temporary reprieve from the rain.
I dialed her secret code into the portal.
I buzzed her over and over till the wooden doors swung open.
As I ran up the stairs I remembered
Paris, Sedona,Italy, and now New York
"Stella" I cried as I burst through the door only to be greeted by a withered old woman with so much makeup caked on her face she reminded me of the awesome..
smoking.
"Look at you ! You're wet? She barked And for what?To chase your notion of Love! Ha! As If the word itself means anything alone, your love was never good enough for her, your love could never provide for her.
she turned and blew her smoke out like a demon blowing excess flames.
"there was a time when men used to line up for a chance to have me glance at them" she spouted
{insert long drag on cigarette}
but then.....and nothing else mattered..anymore..
"where is...She? I stuttered What have you done with her" mopping my fingers through my hair, the water pouring down the side of my face.
"my dear boy" she whispered "I warned you"
her eyes narrowing with pity
she stepped close to me.
she took my face in her one hand, while her claw held her fag"
"I warned you that she would break you heart, Didn't I? I told you long ago that you!My boy! were her training doll to break, to feel, to love but most importantly, to use"
"look at me!" I cried into her cracked old pie face as I smacked her hand away from me.
"Look at me! Do you see this! huh? I pointed to my chest
"Do you! Freaking see this?"
I grabbed her hand and put it on the flesh of my chest.
"I am a man, not a liar or some pretty boy"
I moved her chest over my heart
"This is My heart!,This is my love for your Stella,This is what it I know!
To know what true love is"
"Look at what your paranoid teachings have caused"
I brought her close to my face, close enough so the that water falling from my hair onto her face caused her makeup to curdle. Reaching out as if to say "save me from this face"
"This is my heart I whispered and it is broken"
"and all its asking, is for her love"
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
ooohh my wooochata likes..cheese
I like when oranges are in season.
I Like when the ladies wear the boom so they can go zoom.
in the immortal word of Mis. E "blah blah blah"
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I Like when the ladies wear the boom so they can go zoom.
in the immortal word of Mis. E "blah blah blah"
Monday, March 29, 2004
taking lives...
will not only take your money
but also your time
Dont go see this movie it has loop holes in it the size of j-lo's ass and also you can see ending a mile awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
two thumbs down and into the ground
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but also your time
Dont go see this movie it has loop holes in it the size of j-lo's ass and also you can see ending a mile awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
two thumbs down and into the ground
Sunday, March 28, 2004
Cowboys from hell eat ravioli don't wash their hands
Man I just had the scariest dream in a long time.
So I went home to nap for lunch since I only slept for an hour last night/this morning.
I started dreaming, I had two dreams,one which I don't remember and the second one which scared my smart pants off of me.
each lasted oh about 14 minutes.
how do I know this? Well because the clock was right next to me and I woke up after the first dream and realized that less time had passed than I felt.
I take that back I just remembered what the first dream was about.
anyways for the first time ever I Agent Mulk dreamed I was getting married.
Even in my dream I was like WTF!
I remembering feeling trapped and overwhelmed...
Who was I marrying? I don't know. All I know is she was white and had blonde hair and I cant for the life of me remember her name...
In my dream I turned to one of my brothers, I'm not sure which one and said " hey I now know what cold feet feels like, watch this"
The wedding is taking place inside of a fucking big ass catholic church complete with arches and vaulted ceilings.
so everyone is coming inside the church down the aisle and up the steps of an altar and smiling at me and I see my dad and he was carrying something.
all these people who I know are there and then there were three women who showed up who looked somber.
we make eye contact and they know what I am thinking and who I am looking for...They turn away simultaneously
and I am thinking where is she? And I'm looking and scanning the crowds for someone who is not my fiance and I don't see her.
and a feeling of longing washes over me.
So I am thinking I cant do this! I am not ready? Its not supposed to be like this!
and then we fast forward to the beginning of the ceremony and just as the music starts and the bride begins to walk down the aisle and I am getting ready to am scram I am..The dream fast forwards again to where the bride is saying her vows
and I am getting ready to make an announcement that I am not ready when...
I wake up! Whew
and now my mood is: scared shitless
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So I went home to nap for lunch since I only slept for an hour last night/this morning.
I started dreaming, I had two dreams,one which I don't remember and the second one which scared my smart pants off of me.
each lasted oh about 14 minutes.
how do I know this? Well because the clock was right next to me and I woke up after the first dream and realized that less time had passed than I felt.
I take that back I just remembered what the first dream was about.
anyways for the first time ever I Agent Mulk dreamed I was getting married.
Even in my dream I was like WTF!
I remembering feeling trapped and overwhelmed...
Who was I marrying? I don't know. All I know is she was white and had blonde hair and I cant for the life of me remember her name...
In my dream I turned to one of my brothers, I'm not sure which one and said " hey I now know what cold feet feels like, watch this"
The wedding is taking place inside of a fucking big ass catholic church complete with arches and vaulted ceilings.
so everyone is coming inside the church down the aisle and up the steps of an altar and smiling at me and I see my dad and he was carrying something.
all these people who I know are there and then there were three women who showed up who looked somber.
we make eye contact and they know what I am thinking and who I am looking for...They turn away simultaneously
and I am thinking where is she? And I'm looking and scanning the crowds for someone who is not my fiance and I don't see her.
and a feeling of longing washes over me.
So I am thinking I cant do this! I am not ready? Its not supposed to be like this!
and then we fast forward to the beginning of the ceremony and just as the music starts and the bride begins to walk down the aisle and I am getting ready to am scram I am..The dream fast forwards again to where the bride is saying her vows
and I am getting ready to make an announcement that I am not ready when...
I wake up! Whew
and now my mood is: scared shitless
wabala wabala monster cocks impregnate tiny white hens!
you say tomato I say arm hickey!
greetings fellow superheroes
my smart pants are on
all questions will be answered in the order they are received nay! they will be answered because I want to!
beware the power of mighty tighties.
so as some of you know I went perm
I have to fill out some paperwork and I will become an official employee of the univeristy of Phoenix.
Then from here the sky is the moutha fukin PIMP limit
I have decided against going to school here for the time being because frankly I enjoy school in person and I dont want to go to schoo with people who arent in my age demographic.
meanwhile back in the super uber secret fortress of solitude..........
Agent Mulk:
man I hope you gave that plumber the correct directions to our secret lair
P.Sniddly:
I told him to look for the big ass light that says Super Secret Fortress Of Solitude not here!
and turn left.
AM:
What? Yuu dirty Hippy! you just sent them toAgent G-slow
as a child my favorite band was the carpenters....
PS:
oh snaps...
meanwhile back at the blog......
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my smart pants are on
all questions will be answered in the order they are received nay! they will be answered because I want to!
beware the power of mighty tighties.
so as some of you know I went perm
I have to fill out some paperwork and I will become an official employee of the univeristy of Phoenix.
Then from here the sky is the moutha fukin PIMP limit
I have decided against going to school here for the time being because frankly I enjoy school in person and I dont want to go to schoo with people who arent in my age demographic.
meanwhile back in the super uber secret fortress of solitude..........
Agent Mulk:
man I hope you gave that plumber the correct directions to our secret lair
P.Sniddly:
I told him to look for the big ass light that says Super Secret Fortress Of Solitude not here!
and turn left.
AM:
What? Yuu dirty Hippy! you just sent them to
as a child my favorite band was the carpenters....
PS:
oh snaps...
meanwhile back at the blog......
one cookies to chew them all
Congratualtion on Amanda !
She is the awesome blog of the week
her site is about philosophy and stuff..yea....
its a serious blo...g...
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She is the awesome blog of the week
her site is about philosophy and stuff..yea....
its a serious blo...g...
Saturday, March 27, 2004
vibrate ancillary tusks on my ca-CHU_CHA!
TOday I got up and did eight rocks squats!
then I went running for 45 minutes and I almost got mugged by a dirty hippy
Aie que fei-o! spanish for (oh how disgusting!)
I am so lying
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then I went running for 45 minutes and I almost got mugged by a dirty hippy
Aie que fei-o! spanish for (oh how disgusting!)
I am so lying
Friday, March 26, 2004
zmobies....ombies...es..
killed more zombies today..
talked to her all day via email....heaven....
slept 30 mins....
bye...
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talked to her all day via email....heaven....
slept 30 mins....
bye...
tornado lady I love you!
Interview part2
Agent Mulk:
*bam*
well thats the last of the poo flinging zombies.
Tornado lady:
so where are you going?
AM: to the bathroom?
TL: and then?
AM: to pee
TL: and after that?
AM: wash my hands
TL:
when I say tomato you say?
Am: how about a tall glass of shut the hell up!
{insert sun rising over the horizon here}
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Agent Mulk:
*bam*
well thats the last of the poo flinging zombies.
Tornado lady:
so where are you going?
AM: to the bathroom?
TL: and then?
AM: to pee
TL: and after that?
AM: wash my hands
TL:
when I say tomato you say?
Am: how about a tall glass of shut the hell up!
{insert sun rising over the horizon here}
Thursday, March 25, 2004
When Werepeppers! attack a baby yak!
WTF
doesn't heavy mean-more weight as opposed to less weight?
seriously I should cut that hippos hair.
I went to Sub_wei today!
I said heavy on the veggies please
PLEASE!PLEASE!
and of course he sprinkles on the veggies...
notice how I used the word sprinkle to describe an action!
cause that's how he placed on my veggies.
Like a little girly lessman.
(repeat sprinkling motion with hand)
I should have jumped on the counter and showed him what the Mulk does to people who screw up his food order
I would have been like excuse me sir but I need a balanced diet consisting of at least 3 serving of vegetables of day.
are you trying to increase my chances of an irregular and elevated heart rate?
would you like fries with that?
what huh?
Dont look at me!
that's! Right I'm at subway and I said do you want fries! with that!
Look at me!
let me show you how we do this in AZ!
then I would have taken the peppers and put them up his nose
that way he could see how much of hippiness he encompasses.
seriously when I earned my red stripes in the food industry the only problem I had was people forgetting what they ordered!
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doesn't heavy mean-more weight as opposed to less weight?
seriously I should cut that hippos hair.
I went to Sub_wei today!
I said heavy on the veggies please
PLEASE!PLEASE!
and of course he sprinkles on the veggies...
notice how I used the word sprinkle to describe an action!
cause that's how he placed on my veggies.
Like a little girly lessman.
(repeat sprinkling motion with hand)
I should have jumped on the counter and showed him what the Mulk does to people who screw up his food order
I would have been like excuse me sir but I need a balanced diet consisting of at least 3 serving of vegetables of day.
are you trying to increase my chances of an irregular and elevated heart rate?
would you like fries with that?
what huh?
Dont look at me!
that's! Right I'm at subway and I said do you want fries! with that!
Look at me!
let me show you how we do this in AZ!
then I would have taken the peppers and put them up his nose
that way he could see how much of hippiness he encompasses.
seriously when I earned my red stripes in the food industry the only problem I had was people forgetting what they ordered!
Thank god for handicap people..tribute
In a world without handicap people
1.) they wouldn't have those cool ramps so that we could race old people in wheelchairs
2.) we wouldnt be able to race in wheelchairs down those cool ramps.
3.) we wouldnt have that big ass luscious stall in the bathroom to have sex in....
4.) we wouldnt know that blind people can read with their hands
5.) we wouldnt be able to skip ahead in line at amusement parks.
6.) see half robot/half people run in races
7.) have computer read documents to us
8.) have people with hooks for arms!
Handi_cap!
I salute you!
update
9.) bars in the bathtub! hell yea! cowgirls brace yourself!
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1.) they wouldn't have those cool ramps so that we could race old people in wheelchairs
2.) we wouldnt be able to race in wheelchairs down those cool ramps.
3.) we wouldnt have that big ass luscious stall in the bathroom to have sex in....
4.) we wouldnt know that blind people can read with their hands
5.) we wouldnt be able to skip ahead in line at amusement parks.
6.) see half robot/half people run in races
7.) have computer read documents to us
8.) have people with hooks for arms!
Handi_cap!
I salute you!
update
9.) bars in the bathtub! hell yea! cowgirls brace yourself!
Me, zombies and a maid
The following is an interview which may or may not have occurred yesterday.
Feel free to do eight Rock squats before reading this!
Minute Maid:
So tell us about yourself Agent Mulk
Agent Mulk:
Well what you need to do see is pinch it and then lick it, like this
(at this point Agent Mulk pinched my head between his fingers and licked the air)
Because if you don't, then you wont get the full flavor.
Also it's very, very and I can't stress this enoug, to to drink plenty of Sangria before operating any machinery and I do mean any and all machinery.
MM:
um Sir please focus on this interview, its very important to the one person who sent you this email.
AM:
Did you see that? Holy shit? That lady just smacked that kid!
Where is CPS!
MM:
So whats with the mask?
AM:
HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!
Do I ask you ? Hey Hippy! whats with your face?
NO sir! Agent Mulk is a Gentleman..unless you like it rough? Eh?
I'll bet you like it rough?
Wana ride the bologna pony?
MM:
um lets move onto the next question..
so what do you do in your spare time when you're not blogging
AM:
So I told her I want a water with NO ice! No Ice!
How hard is that? Huh?
How dumb do you have to be to not understand that?
DO you know what that bitch did?
She brought me a water Full! of Ice.
Bitch ass.
*crash*
Holy Crap the Zombies are coming!
Fuck this shit! I need to get my anti Zombie spray!
*splat*
Oh man they are throwing poo!
Poo throwing Zombies??
WTF!
Where is my holy hand grenade?
Where is my anti-bacterial zombie hand sanitizer?
MM:
mmm brains
AM:
ahhh ahh you too!
Time to put on my zombie ass kicking gloves!
(Agent Mulk jumped up on a chair and raised his fist high )
In darkest day, In darkest night, no zombie will escape my zombie ass kicking might!
Specially poo flinging zombies!
Mucha! Lucha! Where is my Cachucha!(thats Spanish for hat)
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Feel free to do eight Rock squats before reading this!
Minute Maid:
So tell us about yourself Agent Mulk
Agent Mulk:
Well what you need to do see is pinch it and then lick it, like this
(at this point Agent Mulk pinched my head between his fingers and licked the air)
Because if you don't, then you wont get the full flavor.
Also it's very, very and I can't stress this enoug, to to drink plenty of Sangria before operating any machinery and I do mean any and all machinery.
MM:
um Sir please focus on this interview, its very important to the one person who sent you this email.
AM:
Did you see that? Holy shit? That lady just smacked that kid!
Where is CPS!
MM:
So whats with the mask?
AM:
HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!
Do I ask you ? Hey Hippy! whats with your face?
NO sir! Agent Mulk is a Gentleman..unless you like it rough? Eh?
I'll bet you like it rough?
Wana ride the bologna pony?
MM:
um lets move onto the next question..
so what do you do in your spare time when you're not blogging
AM:
So I told her I want a water with NO ice! No Ice!
How hard is that? Huh?
How dumb do you have to be to not understand that?
DO you know what that bitch did?
She brought me a water Full! of Ice.
Bitch ass.
*crash*
Holy Crap the Zombies are coming!
Fuck this shit! I need to get my anti Zombie spray!
*splat*
Oh man they are throwing poo!
Poo throwing Zombies??
WTF!
Where is my holy hand grenade?
Where is my anti-bacterial zombie hand sanitizer?
MM:
mmm brains
AM:
ahhh ahh you too!
Time to put on my zombie ass kicking gloves!
(Agent Mulk jumped up on a chair and raised his fist high )
In darkest day, In darkest night, no zombie will escape my zombie ass kicking might!
Specially poo flinging zombies!
Mucha! Lucha! Where is my Cachucha!(thats Spanish for hat)
Darkest Day, Darkest night pt5
He found himself alone in the heart of the city.
sharp and distant.
The Curse reached out to him
slowly it slide up his body, soaking into him.
and the world turned upside down.
a name brushed his lips,soft as a breeze.
He could never remember the name.
A name so .....
to live, to breathe, to love
Is there nothing more you require?
Is there not something more you desire?
what more could a man want?
what's this life for? If not for that which makes us feel Fulfilled!
Maybe some day you will know.
perhaps..
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sharp and distant.
The Curse reached out to him
slowly it slide up his body, soaking into him.
and the world turned upside down.
a name brushed his lips,soft as a breeze.
He could never remember the name.
A name so .....
to live, to breathe, to love
Is there nothing more you require?
Is there not something more you desire?
what more could a man want?
what's this life for? If not for that which makes us feel Fulfilled!
Maybe some day you will know.
perhaps..
Wednesday, March 24, 2004
w-deeze nuts 40oz of sack ahh my back......
ConRats!! go out to Savy Sabrina_C aka Agent Awsome!
She is My blog of the week..
peace
and.....terror alert level for today is
Secret word of the Day: porn
Enter suggestions for what we should do for the secret word of the day?
scream>pinch>slap>etc etc
help a brother out
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She is My blog of the week..
peace
and.....terror alert level for today is
Secret word of the Day: porn
Enter suggestions for what we should do for the secret word of the day?
scream>pinch>slap>etc etc
help a brother out
post
f+ barely passing is so passe
went upstairs today...Agent Mulk is moving on up....literally...
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went upstairs today...Agent Mulk is moving on up....literally...
Monday, March 22, 2004
freak out
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Moderate |
| Schizotypal: | Low |
| Antisocial: | Moderate |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | Moderate |
| Narcissistic: | Moderate |
| Avoidant: | Low |
| Dependent: | Low |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- | |
I guess I al this time I was right..OCD is IN!
well time to go see Jesus...
The Black album........
I got some dirt on my shoulder, could you brush it off for me?
Raise your hand,when you party so much you dont even recognize the person in the mirror looking back at you.
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Raise your hand,when you party so much you dont even recognize the person in the mirror looking back at you.
The feelings disappear and I am still right here..
"What have I become...I will let you down, I will make you hurt..I wear this crown of thorns on my liars chair"
today Is Slip and Slide Sunday....or Sucking on the Sangria Sun...wait.. cut that... its now Mulked out Monday
Spring break was like woah woah and woah so If you dont mind I think I'll wear my heart on my sleeves.
I am so super bling bling that right now I have Kenneth Cole bags under my eyes and shiat..85 dollars for a tie? Is that all? Tigger! Please I make that in one squat.
Once there was a girl{not yet a woman}! who was cool until she started saying gay shit like"I dont know why he talkes to so and so since {insert break here}.."
Just another Reason this Agent has ceceded all contact with that dirty hippy.
I would have called or wrote an email if.... I ......
bought a Lucha Mask in Tijuana so expect pictures soon.
know way to many people in the wester hemisphere, I say this because even when I leave the state I still run into people I know on spring break.....
I am so freaking hungry right now...
Did not meet muscle68 and certify him in the art of drunk skunk.
Did get a voice_female from "The Awesome Who shoots rainbows out of her chest and "is to busy having sex with strangers to read comics"
Good to see she didnt get raped in Watts.
I am super charged and read to go...
I also realized that Tempe has way hotter chicks than San Diego and I can shake it like a salt shaker!
Dawn of The dead "rocks ghosts socks"
Phoenix sequence complete......
You may want to turn up the volume on this one.
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today Is Slip and Slide Sunday....or Sucking on the Sangria Sun...wait.. cut that... its now Mulked out Monday
Spring break was like woah woah and woah so If you dont mind I think I'll wear my heart on my sleeves.
I am so super bling bling that right now I have Kenneth Cole bags under my eyes and shiat..85 dollars for a tie? Is that all? Tigger! Please I make that in one squat.
Once there was a girl{not yet a woman}! who was cool until she started saying gay shit like"I dont know why he talkes to so and so since {insert break here}.."
Just another Reason this Agent has ceceded all contact with that dirty hippy.
I would have called or wrote an email if.... I ......
bought a Lucha Mask in Tijuana so expect pictures soon.
know way to many people in the wester hemisphere, I say this because even when I leave the state I still run into people I know on spring break.....
I am so freaking hungry right now...
Did not meet muscle68 and certify him in the art of drunk skunk.
Did get a voice_female from "The Awesome Who shoots rainbows out of her chest and "is to busy having sex with strangers to read comics"
Good to see she didnt get raped in Watts.
I am super charged and read to go...
I also realized that Tempe has way hotter chicks than San Diego and I can shake it like a salt shaker!
Dawn of The dead "rocks ghosts socks"
Phoenix sequence complete......
You may want to turn up the volume on this one.
Saturday, March 20, 2004
agent mulk
has been captured
send money here _------------------->
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send money here _------------------->
Friday, March 19, 2004
the search
for the perfect hat cotinues.....
have you ever ran down the beach naked....
have you ever had sex with a girl while she was wearing glasses-adam
have you ever drunk dialed the perfect girl?
where is my anti zombie spray wait no jessica dont use that bottle its not hair.....
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have you ever ran down the beach naked....
have you ever had sex with a girl while she was wearing glasses-adam
have you ever drunk dialed the perfect girl?
where is my anti zombie spray wait no jessica dont use that bottle its not hair.....
Thursday, March 18, 2004
The Darkness vs The Light pt4
and our hero stood at the top of the cliff, looking down at the scorched valley.
how much more can the land endure? he thought
In his hand he held the curse.
its influence on his soul now seeped into his waking hours
everyday he relived his death and its painful rebirth.
broken treaties
the bells had tolled? Where was the sworn allies of his peoples nation.
for whom do the bells toll?
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how much more can the land endure? he thought
In his hand he held the curse.
its influence on his soul now seeped into his waking hours
everyday he relived his death and its painful rebirth.
broken treaties
the bells had tolled? Where was the sworn allies of his peoples nation.
for whom do the bells toll?
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Mad cows,Purple Cows, Red cows, Drunken Cows.....
wait a minute cows don't talk?
Well they are now.
Here is My mission Inspired by well ME:)
Cross-blog drinking!
This blogger is in Az
I will be in So-cal i.e San Diego and TJ On thursday-sunday.
Hit me back if you feel like having a blast!
otherwise make way.Hippy.
I wish you peace
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Well they are now.
Here is My mission Inspired by well ME:)
Cross-blog drinking!
This blogger is in Az
I will be in So-cal i.e San Diego and TJ On thursday-sunday.
Hit me back if you feel like having a blast!
otherwise make way.Hippy.
I wish you peace
Its fixed!
Also that really is my number on the right and the first person with the big enough balls to call me will win Naked pictures of me:)
oh and I'm sorry but those who already have access to my cell phone # are ineligible
P.S. I am not really sorry I just wanted to lull you into a false sense of security
Update: Jaden won..sorta since she already knows what it feels like to have the Mulk against the naked....
anyways the next two people who leave me voice mails will win.
but keep in mind that I may pick up! dirty hippies
extra points if the awesome leaves me a dirty voice_Female
where she talks about cleaning house and taking out the trash!
brought to you by using the Awesome power of awesome
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oh and I'm sorry but those who already have access to my cell phone # are ineligible
P.S. I am not really sorry I just wanted to lull you into a false sense of security
Update: Jaden won..sorta since she already knows what it feels like to have the Mulk against the naked....
anyways the next two people who leave me voice mails will win.
but keep in mind that I may pick up! dirty hippies
extra points if the awesome leaves me a dirty voice_Female
where she talks about cleaning house and taking out the trash!
brought to you by using the Awesome power of awesome
awesome blog of the week
has been sabotoged by the awesome!
but dont worry I am fixing this shiat right now!
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but dont worry I am fixing this shiat right now!
and this weeks Awesome blog of the week winner is !!
Poop Shute by one mr joey M.
Congratulations Joey your Email will arrive soon?
well probably not, seeing as how I will be on spring break, still...
Congratulations.
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Congratulations Joey your Email will arrive soon?
well probably not, seeing as how I will be on spring break, still...
Congratulations.
The problem with blogging is...
all of a sudden you'll be having fun and you'll wish you were:
1. checking to see if any one new has commented to your site.
2. blogging about having fun which takes away from the fun.
3. Find yourself saying to yourself" I am so gona blog that later"
4. editing your blog template
5. Checking your email for fanmail
6. blogging about blogging
7. wish you could remember if you had spell checked your posts
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1. checking to see if any one new has commented to your site.
2. blogging about having fun which takes away from the fun.
3. Find yourself saying to yourself" I am so gona blog that later"
4. editing your blog template
5. Checking your email for fanmail
6. blogging about blogging
7. wish you could remember if you had spell checked your posts
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
Rapid Samurai attacks old lady shares cheese wheel..
Facts:
Spring cleaning is here and underway in my room.
but beware there are live naked girls there.
Only one more day till San Diego...
The easter egg has new updated pictures.Yea!
The Summer makes me sleepy.
My brother Donaldo drank half a bottle of a 120 dollar Rum.
Thats 60 dollars just swishing away in his stomach.
He is passed out right now in our bathroom..picture time...
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Spring cleaning is here and underway in my room.
but beware there are live naked girls there.
Only one more day till San Diego...
The easter egg has new updated pictures.Yea!
The Summer makes me sleepy.
My brother Donaldo drank half a bottle of a 120 dollar Rum.
Thats 60 dollars just swishing away in his stomach.
He is passed out right now in our bathroom..picture time...
6 months and 15 mins...
and we spoke for the first time again.
It doesn't even seem that long, it has....
{insert "My Immortal" }
When she said"Hello Miguel"...She sounded angry.
current song playing as I write this post"
Incubus I miss you
The Dhammapada....
is one of the most powerful books I have ever read.
Its like the bible but without any of the condescendence.
Here is an excerpt..
Anger. XVII
3.(223) Let us overcome anger by love,let us overcome evil by good,let us overcome the greedy by generosity, the liar by truth.
"but already I'm wasting away"
Awesome Blog of the week update:
The Awesome is awesome, however I am looking for a new genre.
now playing: bubbly toes_
Jack Johnson
behaviors you didn't know until now.
I like working out to Jazz music.
I like old black and white war movies.
I am no longer listening
"beauty will follow where ever she goes"
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It doesn't even seem that long, it has....
{insert "My Immortal" }
When she said"Hello Miguel"...She sounded angry.
current song playing as I write this post"
Incubus I miss you
The Dhammapada....
is one of the most powerful books I have ever read.
Its like the bible but without any of the condescendence.
Here is an excerpt..
Anger. XVII
3.(223) Let us overcome anger by love,let us overcome evil by good,let us overcome the greedy by generosity, the liar by truth.
"but already I'm wasting away"
Awesome Blog of the week update:
now playing: bubbly toes_
Jack Johnson
behaviors you didn't know until now.
I like working out to Jazz music.
I like old black and white war movies.
I am no longer listening
"beauty will follow where ever she goes"
Monday, March 15, 2004
Emo sucks
I hate the term emo
beware the ultimate power that is nerd.
and that is that.
still no new blog of the week.....sniff
my checkbook is updated and ready to go...
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beware the ultimate power that is nerd.
and that is that.
still no new blog of the week.....sniff
my checkbook is updated and ready to go...
Sunday, March 14, 2004
lvl2
Spring break Is upon us college students.
I studied late into the wee hours of the morning at IHOP
my Math final went well....until the end.
damn.
Some people will be going to rocky point for Spring break.
I will be going to San Diego with my boys Adam:cant get enough of that taint:Usher and Alex:Pothead: kaye
I was going to Miami with my friends Jenn and Erica S. but for what they have planned I dont have enough cheesewiz.
look to the Drunken lore in the near future.
FYI in the near future the Drunken Lore will no longer be worksafe.
I will let you know when that time comes.
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I studied late into the wee hours of the morning at IHOP
my Math final went well....until the end.
damn.
Some people will be going to rocky point for Spring break.
I will be going to San Diego with my boys Adam:cant get enough of that taint:Usher and Alex:Pothead: kaye
I was going to Miami with my friends Jenn and Erica S. but for what they have planned I dont have enough cheesewiz.
look to the Drunken lore in the near future.
FYI in the near future the Drunken Lore will no longer be worksafe.
I will let you know when that time comes.
Mega Powerful Zord is Vegan? Dates Villainess
I Miss You
To see you when I wake up, is a gift I didn't think could be real
To know that you feel the same, as I do, is a Three-fold utopian dream
You do something to me
That I can't explain
So would I be out of line, If I said
I miss you.
I see your picture, I smell your skin on, the empty pillow next to mine
You have only been gone ten days, but already I am wasting away
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon
But I need you to know, that I care
And I miss you
Why Did I post this you ask?
well because they are coming to town and Frankly I like this song.
Plus its a cheap easy and efficient way to get hits to your site all for the nookie.
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To see you when I wake up, is a gift I didn't think could be real
To know that you feel the same, as I do, is a Three-fold utopian dream
You do something to me
That I can't explain
So would I be out of line, If I said
I miss you.
I see your picture, I smell your skin on, the empty pillow next to mine
You have only been gone ten days, but already I am wasting away
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon
But I need you to know, that I care
And I miss you
Why Did I post this you ask?
well because they are coming to town and Frankly I like this song.
Plus its a cheap easy and efficient way to get hits to your site all for the nookie.
Ugly people and country Music = cracktry
Dear Ms. Rowland
I was wondering if you could teach me how to properly punch my kid in the face after they pick up a candy bar and I can no longer afford to buy cigarettes.
Do you utilize a two or three nuckle punch?
Do you tuck your thumb underneath or roll it on the side?
I like you am a cracked out alcoholic and I want to maximize the beat down efficiency on my children.
Maybe we can exchange Ideas via crackhouse mail?
I also see that you are a sex trophy collector but its to bad that your ex-husband has them now.
I hate when that happens.
I read that one of your twins died because you were afraid of scaring?
I say just wear baggy clothes and do it with the lights out or get the guy/girl really really drunk.
That has always worked well for me.
Oooh also you can slip something into their drink or get them high
sincerely your biggest fan
Stan(Tracy)
#28783473
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I was wondering if you could teach me how to properly punch my kid in the face after they pick up a candy bar and I can no longer afford to buy cigarettes.
Do you utilize a two or three nuckle punch?
Do you tuck your thumb underneath or roll it on the side?
I like you am a cracked out alcoholic and I want to maximize the beat down efficiency on my children.
Maybe we can exchange Ideas via crackhouse mail?
I also see that you are a sex trophy collector but its to bad that your ex-husband has them now.
I hate when that happens.
I read that one of your twins died because you were afraid of scaring?
I say just wear baggy clothes and do it with the lights out or get the guy/girl really really drunk.
That has always worked well for me.
Oooh also you can slip something into their drink or get them high
sincerely your biggest fan
Stan(Tracy)
#28783473
teflon saves small baby all while keeping keeping pants stain free, wins lottery
I am currently searching for a new blog of the week.
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Eat SPinach!
The Classic Super Hero: You are, without a doubt,
a prime example of the traditional superhero.
You believe in truth, justice, and protecting
the weak. There is no question in your mind
that yours is the right path, and your bravery
and dedication serve as an inspiration to
others. You bring hope to the masses and
strike fear in the hearts of your enemies, and
nothing will ever stop you from always trying
to do the right thing. You operate within the
law whenever possible, and realize violence is
a necessary evil in your line of work. Admired
by children, praised by adults, and cherished
by all you serve, you are truly the textbook
definition of Hero. Famous Classic comic book
Heroes include Superman, Wonder Woman, Storm
and Captain America.
What Type of Kick-Butt Super Hero Would You Be? (images)
brought to you by Quizilla
Saturday, March 13, 2004
sweet loving
I was listening to a song by the refreshments today,a sexual song...
It went something big like this.
lets go down togther (down together) x2 lets go down.
and I thought 69.
My nose will tickle your behind.
SO how do you all like my new background? blue?
oh yea....
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It went something big like this.
lets go down togther (down together) x2 lets go down.
and I thought 69.
My nose will tickle your behind.
SO how do you all like my new background? blue?
oh yea....
Man eats Flan,smokes Weed,Has Sex with two Strippers, dies at age 100
Henchman: Forever the right hand man (or woman,
as the case may be) of the Villainous Lead,
yours is a place forever in the background.
Though skilled in the deadly arts and generally
very intelligent, you have chosen a path that
keeps you far from the glory of leadership, if
not the dangers. Often more loyal or honorable
than the other villains, you tend to live by a
code of some sort, though killing and violence
are far from anathema to you. On the rare
occasion a Henchman actually ascends to the
place of Head Villain, s/he usually does so by
force or somewhat reluctantly. Whether a
mercenary in it for the money or a true
believer who is behind the cause, yours is a
timeless and extremely important role in the
world of all villains. However, yours is the
most likely villain class to turn vigilante or
reluctant hero. Famous Comic Book Henchmen
include Stryfe, Ian Nottingham and Mystique.
What Type of Evil Super Villain Would you be? (images)
brought to you by Quizilla
Update coming soon!
yea how soon? soon.
that is all you get.
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that is all you get.
Friday, March 12, 2004
Luis"turtle style"Lopez
Ladies and Gentlemen
Luis is not doing well right now.
He had surgery last night.
Those of you who believe.please pray for my brother.
Update:
Tanks to all the Soldiers.
Luis is doing good and all that fluff now.
hes grouchy but what can you expect when they cut open your stomach.
He asks that you send him lots of Oreo cookies to room 31a at the childrens Hospital.
Peace
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Luis is not doing well right now.
He had surgery last night.
Those of you who believe.please pray for my brother.
Update:
Tanks to all the Soldiers.
Luis is doing good and all that fluff now.
hes grouchy but what can you expect when they cut open your stomach.
He asks that you send him lots of Oreo cookies to room 31a at the childrens Hospital.
Peace
I am learning how to tie different knots right now.
and here I go again on my own...duna da du!
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Snuggle bear uses clorox, wears fur!
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First you die and then you eat.
So here goes.
I got so excited that I decided to one up all the liver journal people out there and post two pictures because thats how much we kick A$$!
Go Blog!
#1
and also
#2
and heres what my brotherSir Gurg_less pulled up
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I got so excited that I decided to one up all the liver journal people out there and post two pictures because thats how much we kick A$$!
Go Blog!
#1
and also
#2
and heres what my brother
Freaking Friday
Todays Is Freakin Friday so go get your freak on
apparently there is a new trend with liver journal peeps to google your name and posting the first picture.
so here goes...
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apparently there is a new trend with liver journal peeps to google your name and posting the first picture.
so here goes...
More kudos
I am going to go permanent at work which means I get a 20.5% raise.
Also soon I will be moving upstairs to work with all the suit and ties.
Which means I will be wearing my spongebob squaretie.
Huzzah!
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Also soon I will be moving upstairs to work with all the suit and ties.
Which means I will be wearing my spongebob squaretie.
Huzzah!
Thursday, March 11, 2004
milk or butter
Today Is Slip and slide Thursday!
so go slip and slide your way to: The carwash.
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so go slip and slide your way to: The carwash.
hello Sangria
Do you know?
huh ?
Wont you join me and touch my muffin? man...
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huh ?
Wont you join me and touch my muffin? man...
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Kudos for me
Thank you, Miguel!!! See? I'm really ignorant about these things. It's like knowing to drive a car but not being able to repair it. Thank God for angels like you. I'll let Derek know. With your help, I'll be able to do that training.
Godspeed
Herminio Godspeed!~
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Godspeed
Herminio Godspeed!~
my 6th minute of fame.
Yesterday I was on the Radio in Az
I was on 101.5
I made remarks about how the guy who dressed up as big foot is bitter and he is trying to kill a good myth.
hoora!
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I was on 101.5
I made remarks about how the guy who dressed up as big foot is bitter and he is trying to kill a good myth.
hoora!
Funeral for a friend pt3
Ladies and Gentlemen
My friend Michael"don't make me" has died.
I just received word today.
This is one of my tribute(S) to him.
He was young and like all good men who are young he was cool.
Michael I salute you.
Rest in Peace brother.
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My friend Michael"don't make me" has died.
I just received word today.
This is one of my tribute(S) to him.
He was young and like all good men who are young he was cool.
Michael I salute you.
Rest in Peace brother.
Life and buttery toast
To Many people out there are looking for something to improve the quality of their life.
A girlfriend, A boy friend, drugs, sex.
To Many people are listening to things that are sucking their will to live. i.e ,MTV,GLAMOUR but not W. (W kicks ass)
This makes them power-less.
They are giving away their ability to be proud of their accomplishments.
They Don't feel like they are worth anything unless they have a b/f, nice clothes,people think they are pretty or a really banging ass!
Some people aren't even motivated unless they have: {insert}
One of the worst things you can do to someone is take away their sense of accomplishment, It leaves them unbalanced like white bread.
All additives no sustenance
I learned recently,When someone is down. Listen.
When someone is up!Cheer with them.
I say:
don't give someone else credit for your hard work.
Why would you?
Its your life, you are the one working! You are the one busting your ass.
Take back your personal power and empower!
Some people work hard at living their GO_A>L> like being an actor,being a writer,cop etc.
Kudos to them.
that's them realizing their life.
now realize yours.
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A girlfriend, A boy friend, drugs, sex.
To Many people are listening to things that are sucking their will to live. i.e ,MTV,GLAMOUR but not W. (W kicks ass)
This makes them power-less.
They are giving away their ability to be proud of their accomplishments.
They Don't feel like they are worth anything unless they have a b/f, nice clothes,people think they are pretty or a really banging ass!
Some people aren't even motivated unless they have: {insert}
One of the worst things you can do to someone is take away their sense of accomplishment, It leaves them unbalanced like white bread.
All additives no sustenance
I learned recently,When someone is down. Listen.
When someone is up!Cheer with them.
I say:
don't give someone else credit for your hard work.
Why would you?
Its your life, you are the one working! You are the one busting your ass.
Take back your personal power and empower!
Some people work hard at living their GO_A>L> like being an actor,being a writer,cop etc.
Kudos to them.
that's them realizing their life.
now realize yours.
Tuesday, March 09, 2004
Today is Tongue licking torture Tuesday!
so stick out your tongue and go lick some....Torture
ha!
peace hippies.
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ha!
peace hippies.
Zombies.
I hate Zombies.
Now where Did I put my anti Zombie Spray.
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Now where Did I put my anti Zombie Spray.
/do you wana ride my Bologna Pony?
Well thanks to Cory and Sunny for making Mulk out Monday such a success.
We went to a little bar here in AZ called The Rogue
Its a Punk bar/dive
Monday nights are 50cents Pabts blue there.
So were kicking back acting all cool when...
I decided to make Sunny an offer he couldn't refuse.
I told him I would buy his drinks for the rest of the night IFHe would go up to a Girl and ask her: Do you wana ride my Bologna Pony?
Sunny accepted and the mayhem began.
The first girl was like "what? and laughed"
Her friend was getting ready to sock Sunny but she didn't.
Most of the rest laughed, One girl just walked away
The best part was at the end of the night when he went up to one girl and asked her:
Sunny: How are you getting home Tonight?
Girl: My friend is giving me a ride
Sunny: Do you want to catch a ride on the Bologna Pony Express?
Girl: No, I don't think so
Sunny:Its only a 1.25 and 60 cents for students and Senior Citizens.
Unfortunately Sunny went home alone....
but he was a drunk lonely man.
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We went to a little bar here in AZ called The Rogue
Its a Punk bar/dive
Monday nights are 50cents Pabts blue there.
So were kicking back acting all cool when...
I decided to make Sunny an offer he couldn't refuse.
I told him I would buy his drinks for the rest of the night IFHe would go up to a Girl and ask her: Do you wana ride my Bologna Pony?
Sunny accepted and the mayhem began.
The first girl was like "what? and laughed"
Her friend was getting ready to sock Sunny but she didn't.
Most of the rest laughed, One girl just walked away
The best part was at the end of the night when he went up to one girl and asked her:
Sunny: How are you getting home Tonight?
Girl: My friend is giving me a ride
Sunny: Do you want to catch a ride on the Bologna Pony Express?
Girl: No, I don't think so
Sunny:Its only a 1.25 and 60 cents for students and Senior Citizens.
Unfortunately Sunny went home alone....
but he was a drunk lonely man.
Monday, March 08, 2004
Today Is Mulked out Monday!
so get off your seat and jump around!
go get some.
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go get some.
Sunday, March 07, 2004
I would like to say:
That gravity is the fourth dimension not time, and I can prove it.
peace.
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peace.
HA
this is funny
Here my ode to the patriot law
you're the crappiest law
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Here my ode to the patriot law
you're the crappiest law
Today Is: Sucking On Sangria Sunday!!!
I like Sangria ....I found a new blog which I like......yea
here it is..sangriaissatanssauce
Today is also Strongbad Sunday...
Hooray!
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here it is..
Today is also Strongbad Sunday...
Hooray!
Thank you
all you dirty hippes who read this blog
I salute you with Mexican-Horns and a double Shaka!
peace
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I salute you with Mexican-Horns and a double Shaka!
peace
Saturday, March 06, 2004
I am sick
Right now I have a fever,I am at work
help me....
so weak....
soo..... mmmm brains....brains...
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help me....
so weak....
soo..... mmmm brains....brains...
M.bits
Things I have noticed in the WWWorld right now..
M&Ms have gone colorblind?two-tone?
jesus save us all..
you can learn elvish in England
its a hard knock life
Nuclear waste sucks more than people think(this is freakin amazin, reminds me of 28 days later
Russian woman seeks gold at end of the rainbow
52 card pickup masters?
memory shuffling
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M&Ms have gone colorblind?two-tone?
jesus save us all..
you can learn elvish in England
its a hard knock life
Nuclear waste sucks more than people think(this is freakin amazin, reminds me of 28 days later
Russian woman seeks gold at end of the rainbow
52 card pickup masters?
memory shuffling
Slack A holic
This week has been slow..to slow
I had a lot of fun this week but got very little that I should have done accomplished.
my room is a mess
I blame Slackahol which like alcohol is wrapped in chocolate and minty....
I miss my car the Red Tornado
I am counting down the days Until Spring break
People are as clueless on the phone as usual.
How much slower DO I have to talk?
people should read directions before calling us.
RTFM!
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I had a lot of fun this week but got very little that I should have done accomplished.
my room is a mess
I blame Slackahol which like alcohol is wrapped in chocolate and minty....
I miss my car the Red Tornado
I am counting down the days Until Spring break
Work
People are as clueless on the phone as usual.
How much slower DO I have to talk?
people should read directions before calling us.
RTFM!
Oatmeal...tribute...
I like oatmeal
Its full of tasty-ness
(Thats Homless-ness's sister)
Its exactly what I need
to feel the speed.
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Its full of tasty-ness
(Thats Homless-ness's sister)
Its exactly what I need
to feel the speed.
Do you remember me?
What song are you listening to that reminds you of me?
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Friday, March 05, 2004
m>thoughts:
girls: pa shaw
women: ahh yea!
Haters: hate leads to the darkside and the darkside leads to bruised forheads...and unwanted spending on batteries for flashlights.
Chocolate: Milk is good and so are brownies, but not special brownies.
Indian: food is yummy
drugs: are good for some ailments like pain killing.
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women: ahh yea!
Haters: hate leads to the darkside and the darkside leads to bruised forheads...and unwanted spending on batteries for flashlights.
Chocolate: Milk is good and so are brownies, but not special brownies.
Indian: food is yummy
drugs: are good for some ailments like pain killing.
AOHell
# from the mind of Loyalist @ 9:42 PM
AOL
Never
AOL
you will not defeat me
I have battled one of your minions
I battled for almost and hour
I realized it was a fruitless battle
I realized I must lose this battle to win the war
I sent your troll to india to seek enlightenment
this is a quest to seek the truth
a quest to leave the AOL universe 'fore it takes control of mind and body
AOL
NEVER!!!
as posted from loyalist
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AOL
Never
AOL
you will not defeat me
I have battled one of your minions
I battled for almost and hour
I realized it was a fruitless battle
I realized I must lose this battle to win the war
I sent your troll to india to seek enlightenment
this is a quest to seek the truth
a quest to leave the AOL universe 'fore it takes control of mind and body
AOL
NEVER!!!
as posted from loyalist
Thursday, March 04, 2004
DOnt make me stick my food in your ASS!
-Silk the shacka???
goodbye mr eisner or as I like to call him wacka wacka wacka!
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goodbye mr eisner or as I like to call him wacka wacka wacka!
Happy Birthday Jenn G!
Last night was my friend Jenn Gs b-day
since I have been working hard I decided to go and shake it like a salt shaker.
We went to the owls nest which by the way is a huge scam.
the omputer is ahead by 8 minutes so even though you have $1 dollar you call its.
they hope you will be to drunk to realize that when you order at 11:54 you are going to get charged full price.
Fuck them.I hade one shot and a beer in 3 hours
Fuck that bartender and fuck that security guard for calling me a liar.
I told the manager I am never going to spend money at that place again.
Ever!
It was a crappy end to a fun night and I have lots of pcitures to prove it..
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since I have been working hard I decided to go and shake it like a salt shaker.
We went to the owls nest which by the way is a huge scam.
the omputer is ahead by 8 minutes so even though you have $1 dollar you call its.
they hope you will be to drunk to realize that when you order at 11:54 you are going to get charged full price.
Fuck them.I hade one shot and a beer in 3 hours
Fuck that bartender and fuck that security guard for calling me a liar.
I told the manager I am never going to spend money at that place again.
Ever!
It was a crappy end to a fun night and I have lots of pcitures to prove it..
Green Tea Chamomile.
so I came inside to be with you
we talked all tonight about everything you can imagine,
cause come the morning I'll be gone
and as our eyes start to close
I turn to you and I let you know.....
-The format
As I start to leave...
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we talked all tonight about everything you can imagine,
cause come the morning I'll be gone
and as our eyes start to close
I turn to you and I let you know.....
-The format
As I start to leave...
The worlds greatest Mom..tribute
This post is dedicated to my momma and all that she does for me and my family.
Moma O OO O oooo Didn't mean to make you cry.
If I'm not back again this time tommorrow, carry on, carry on?
-queen
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Moma O OO O oooo Didn't mean to make you cry.
If I'm not back again this time tommorrow, carry on, carry on?
-queen
Would you Die tonight for love?
I would, but your love would never ask such a thing.
I like Him, but I wonder what happened to Her?
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I like Him, but I wonder what happened to Her?
3v1l Virii
I hate the people or peoples who wrote the stupid virus that's floating around right now.
its freaking 8am and I have already taken 6 calls from people who are bitching about getting viruses inside their inbox.
sometimes job security is a bitch....
just like people who counterfeit quarters
yes that's right someone out there decided to counterfeit quarters.
I got one today.
It didn't work in the vending machine.
It had bubbles in it and it was much thinner than my finger...My middle finger
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its freaking 8am and I have already taken 6 calls from people who are bitching about getting viruses inside their inbox.
sometimes job security is a bitch....
just like people who counterfeit quarters
yes that's right someone out there decided to counterfeit quarters.
I got one today.
It didn't work in the vending machine.
It had bubbles in it and it was much thinner than my finger...My middle finger
tribute....
Philandering gnomes had stolen my brain for the past couple of days. Luckily they returned it. Or most of it I think. They might have made a small side salad. Who knows.- The Radiant_red
was it a ceasar sald?
A gin&tonic salad?
a mexican salad?
maybe it wasnt really a salad..Either way those gnomes better watch their little gnome feet cause I have my My Battle-AXE and its thirsty for some gnome dome.ha
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was it a ceasar sald?
A gin&tonic salad?
a mexican salad?
maybe it wasnt really a salad..Either way those gnomes better watch their little gnome feet cause I have my My Battle-AXE and its thirsty for some gnome dome.ha
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
I am Mulk
not Latino or Hispanic
I am Miguel
I am: Intelligent, a bookworm, lover(food,drink,etc), Street Fighter(I play one on tv- Hadu-ken)
Belligerent Bovine.
its rather annoying to me(personal)
untapped market my ass
its more like untapped exploitation.
Did you know that there werent any stupid spanish shows like jerry springer until like 2 years ago??
now there freaking everywhere on channel 33 and 64
AIIIEEEEE!!
it suxs
Im just like yo chill!
you like rice I like rice
you like beans, I like beans.
Lets be friends.
if your a fem-ale lush, lets make out.
seriously.......How bout wait no Filipino already has ino in it....
irishino
britishino
americaino
tortelino
cappucino!
I also don't like the word Chicano...Which technically I am.
but feel free to call me anything else.
I am just happy being me.
and that is that...
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I am Miguel
I am: Intelligent, a bookworm, lover(food,drink,etc), Street Fighter(I play one on tv- Hadu-ken)
Belligerent Bovine.
its rather annoying to me(personal)
untapped market my ass
its more like untapped exploitation.
Did you know that there werent any stupid spanish shows like jerry springer until like 2 years ago??
now there freaking everywhere on channel 33 and 64
AIIIEEEEE!!
it suxs
Im just like yo chill!
you like rice I like rice
you like beans, I like beans.
Lets be friends.
if your a fem-ale lush, lets make out.
seriously.......How bout wait no Filipino already has ino in it....
irishino
britishino
americaino
tortelino
cappucino!
I also don't like the word Chicano...Which technically I am.
but feel free to call me anything else.
I am just happy being me.
and that is that...
Tuesday, March 02, 2004
Time is of the essence, my Essence
a new fragrance by Calvin Klen?
nope just Mulk.
Men: boxers or briefs?
Ladies: thongs or Panties?
or maybe bareback?
Which is a song by -the Darkness
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nope just Mulk.
Men: boxers or briefs?
Ladies: thongs or Panties?
or maybe bareback?
Which is a song by -the Darkness
Happy birthday Mariah!
yea
She is 20
which is not prime
some of its factors are 1 & 20
which when you add together make 21
which is prime
which Mariah is not.
Peace
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She is 20
which is not prime
some of its factors are 1 & 20
which when you add together make 21
which is prime
which Mariah is not.
Peace
I remember
At first its an itch that comes and goes from my finger tips to my toes
it gets underneath my nail and soaks into my skin
travels up my arms and covers my face
And I begin to remember
a hand lets go
a crumpled piece of paper soaked in dreams
a broken mirror in a hallway that doesn't end
but there stands a child wrapped in love
Protected by a man in armor forged in heaven
black and gold
The sword and the Feather alone
cannot defeat the trumpet
There will come a time when you will be tested, everything you think you know will be made false, look into your heart to navigate the darkness.
Never forget the promise you made to her, Never forget why you came here and what you stand for.
They didn't make you and ultimately only you can choose your destruction.
-as told to Lord Mulk
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it gets underneath my nail and soaks into my skin
travels up my arms and covers my face
And I begin to remember
a hand lets go
a crumpled piece of paper soaked in dreams
a broken mirror in a hallway that doesn't end
but there stands a child wrapped in love
Protected by a man in armor forged in heaven
black and gold
The sword and the Feather alone
cannot defeat the trumpet
There will come a time when you will be tested, everything you think you know will be made false, look into your heart to navigate the darkness.
Never forget the promise you made to her, Never forget why you came here and what you stand for.
They didn't make you and ultimately only you can choose your destruction.
-as told to Lord Mulk
Monday, March 01, 2004
One more time.
I am off to Math
I gota fix my car, Damn starter!
M.Advice
"Never ever ever ever pick you nose while skiing"
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I gota fix my car, Damn starter!
M.Advice
"Never ever ever ever pick you nose while skiing"
Bean pt2
my girly friend from NY is in town
Her name is christine lockwood aka bean.
I posted her name a bunch of times on my site in case her boy/friend Mathew were to ever look for her name.ha
christine is sexy..plexi and lexi.
Mathew you are a Dirty Hippy! :P
I'm going to show her a night out on the town...after I get out of school
which is where I am posting right now.
The passion of christ- shouldn't be called"passion" so much as Watch J.C get his ass beat down from his head to his twinkly toes.
I didnt read anything about it so..
when I went to go see it I though I was going to see his life. oops nope
I can hear the critics now..
"Did you see that! holy Shat! they just ripped a huge chunk out of his side and now we can see the boys ribs"
I was hoping to see more about his message and his life than his Death.
but thats what you get when you dont read about the movie.
Still I did like how they plugged in his message of "love" during the most painful parts of his suffering.
I hope the people that went to see it will take that to heart, because thats how all of our worlds greatest women and men have done so.
It is a very powerful movie for Christians and Americans.
I say this because Its a very biased movie and it feeds off this nations obession with suffering.
My friend once made the comment that It would make him more reverent..
Well let me tell you I am already reverent but this movie didnt make me feel more in touch with J.C as angry at GOD.
But thats okay because thats between me and "the almighty life force which flows through all of us and will help you get up when you have fallen on the ground and clothe you and feed you when you need and maybe even give you some money so that you can live comfortably in a nice house or van down by the river"
I am
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Her name is christine lockwood aka bean.
I posted her name a bunch of times on my site in case her boy/friend Mathew were to ever look for her name.ha
christine is sexy..plexi and lexi.
Mathew you are a Dirty Hippy! :P
I'm going to show her a night out on the town...after I get out of school
which is where I am posting right now.
M.Thoughts
The passion of christ- shouldn't be called"passion" so much as Watch J.C get his ass beat down from his head to his twinkly toes.
I didnt read anything about it so..
when I went to go see it I though I was going to see his life. oops nope
I can hear the critics now..
"Did you see that! holy Shat! they just ripped a huge chunk out of his side and now we can see the boys ribs"
I was hoping to see more about his message and his life than his Death.
but thats what you get when you dont read about the movie.
Still I did like how they plugged in his message of "love" during the most painful parts of his suffering.
I hope the people that went to see it will take that to heart, because thats how all of our worlds greatest women and men have done so.
with love
It is a very powerful movie for Christians and Americans.
I say this because Its a very biased movie and it feeds off this nations obession with suffering.
My friend once made the comment that It would make him more reverent..
Well let me tell you I am already reverent but this movie didnt make me feel more in touch with J.C as angry at GOD.
But thats okay because thats between me and "the almighty life force which flows through all of us and will help you get up when you have fallen on the ground and clothe you and feed you when you need and maybe even give you some money so that you can live comfortably in a nice house or van down by the river"
I am
Christine Lockwood is Sexy
christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
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christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
christine lockwood aka Bean
I have a blog girlfriend
and her name is Radiant_Red
"Touching YOUUUUU ya you're touching me AAAAAAAAAOOOO
yea I believe in a thing called Love"
- the darkness
What a way to start off the new month
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"Touching YOUUUUU ya you're touching me AAAAAAAAAOOOO
yea I believe in a thing called Love"
- the darkness
What a way to start off the new month
