Prime Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 23, 29

I like the summer time.
Its officially summer here in AZ.
Cool air in a can I need you now.

drastic changes are on the horizon.
for the good and forever.

"with love all things are possible"

I am going to take my mom to cirque de solei for Mothers day.

holy crap 190 dollars for a ticket.....there goes the vip treatment

oh well my friend in tech support named T.K said to just get the regular 70 dollar tickets.(he has friends in the industry)
because the vip isnt really worth it?
Oh well I believe him and it saves me a lot lota lotto mono er money..

Battle Stations.

Today there are over 6000 news Stud-nets starting.
combine that with the 1777 students that are continuing and Im looking at a busy day ahead of me.

Bring it! Slizzles!

RAA!

In other news.
Beware the cross dressing muffins disguised as lifesavers.

Thank you.

Oh and also keep this is in mind when you think of me today.

"I"m still bound by the light you've left behind"

"I've come to ask you a favor" he said

"when you cried I wiped away all of your tears,"

"yes" she said

he studied her for a moment

"Do you remember the promise that I made to you?"

"Remind me please" she said

"I'm asking you to release me from my promise to you"

"but you don't owe me anything" she said while looking at her phone.

Then please remember this, because if you don't remember. It would be pointless to ask you to let it go"

I made you and her a promise that I would make things right, That I would succeed and most importantly I asked you to believe in me"

"okay...." She said

This isn't an "okay" answer he said

I held your hand through ...

when I show my piece complaints cease...

lookey at the nookey...

ooh la la

Last Night I couldnt sleep.

In my mind I tried to make peace with myself.
Does anyone have some Quarters?

So last night I'm sitting in class and I realize two things.

1.The hot girl in my class is wearing very little clothes.
Fabooo!

2. I need a latte.

actually let me start over.

I am on my way to class when I realized.

1. I wanted a latte.

Iced.Chai...Yum in my Tum.<---rippling Abs.

To bad the Cyber-Cafe was closed.
Luckily the money gods were showing me lots of love as I had 5 dollar make me holla ones in my pocket.
Next to my Rocket....but thats another story.

Like a Monkey seeking Fruit in the forest I located a High Pressure Carbonated Beverage Dispenser with High Fructose Corn Syrup.

So we exchanged vows.

The only problem is nothing came out.
I blinked.twice.
I reviewed the steps I had just taken.
Careful mind you, to check them all off mentally.

1. Insert Money..Check
2. Select Beverage of choice....Check
3. Press Picture Button With Beverage...Check
4. Retrieve aforementioned beverage and proceed to destination of choice.............


I looked at my empty hand.it became a fist.then it turned into Mojlinor.then Back into my hand.

"Sweet" I exclaimed. "but where is the DEW?!!!"
So I did What any Rational Male would do.

I shook the hell out of the Soda Machine.
and lo and behold.


I got my Dew.
Screw you! Hippy Machine of Evil.


oh and then I went to class and the "hot" girl in my class was wearing very little clothing.
Supastar!


Update: Molininininnjor is Thors Magical Enchanted, Mystical Hammer.

You may want to turn up your blog for this one

I stil have not recieved a naked picture in the email

M.Advice: Don't fuck people you don't like.

M.Quotes: "jenniphly: someone will be made an example of"

"I stand here face to face with someone that I used to know"-hoobastank

I read someones blog today.
I used to know this person pretty well.
or So they lead me to believe(ominous music plays here)

I read about how they got shitfaced for two days.
Apparently this is a running theme for this person.
The Keyword is running.

I guess this person is training for a marathon?
Outside looking in, This person is taken huge steps backwords.

But hey I just care.
And as we all know, Its a mute point to care about someone when they aren't.

"I just wanted to be like you, so perfect, so untouchable.."

Can you guess what todays running theme is?
Thats right legos.

Legos make the world go round.
and round and round and round and they dont fall down.

someday Legos will save the world....again.
Mark My words.

So I am at Dos gringos when a girl across from me whips out her tit and has the girl in front of her start sucking on it.

Of course me and every guy in the bar are just.......
Time slows down.
Sound ceases to travel.
Blood stops and is redirected.

Bottles everywhere stand still in mid swing.

And then every person with a picture phone starts taking pictures.
Way to Ruin a moment smart asses.

and that's how I single handledly saved the world.
Thank you and good night.

"As soon As you stepped through the door I saw you the first time over again."

Zombies.
I talk about them all the time.
I hate them.
you hate them.

They are seriously the scariest thing in the world to me.
however, How come no one has ever made a Steam Rolling Zombie Car?
I think that would be so cool to have the people in A zombie Move either find a big ass steam roller or soup one up.

You want my brains bitches!
*crunch* How do you like me now?
Bring it! Zombies!


"If you dont mind I think Im going to wear my heart on my sleeve."

I wanted you to know, That I love the way you laugh.
I want to hold you high and steal your pain.

because enough time has passed and we can breathe again.
Theres so much to left to learn.

"Champagne or slimfast?"

M.Advice
I am that smart and sucessful blackman that moves into your uptight white neigborhood.

I am Speedy G from Looney tunes.

Arrested Development...rocks! damn I wish I had knows about this show before.

I was raised by a Cheschire Cat....oh I cant even spell Chesshire correctly..Oh Linda I pine for you!

That
Sprint commercial with the sock Thief..Thats good times.

So last night me and the crew('Jessica1,Jasmine,Natalia,joe and T'dizzle) saw Kill Bill2.
It was good and let me just be the first to say"Where is My Kill Bill Flask"

Seriously, its been a week and my leather bound spirit vessel has yet to arrive at my current place of residence.
I fear the worst.Damn you E-bay!

Anyways we all knew Elle Driver was a bitch.

oh and I would just like to add that I poop on a little place I call "Myst" , a lame ass bar in Scottsdale.
Delete that shit now.

Update:

Baja fresh is my biznatch...holla yo

besides doing Tech Support, apparently Suicide Prevention Specialist is also part of my job.

Thanks Jaden for that lovely serenade with Prince.

here's whats going on right this minute.

I am one step close to the....

random quotes:

"you take care of that carpet so well....."

M.quotes:

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
-Groucho Marx

So here is My tribute to black people.

Black people I love you.

Here is my trbute to me.

Me, I love me.

Here is My tribute to Anya.
Anya, you kick as$!

and here is where my tribute to Jessica was deeeeleeeted!



thank you and have a good damn day!

# posted by Mulk : 8:45 AM

well kids I just got home from studying my sick ass off at Ihop

look at my time stamp.
yea.

Im going to bed.
I have a test @ 830
I dont need luck

thank you.

After much deliberation of what to post and much erasure I have decided on these two topics.


1. mothers day.
2. Koopas

1.) as mother days draws near it is a sense of relief, a goal I have had for myself is about to bear fruition.

2. Koopas are Real!

Thank you!

This request brough to you and sponsored by Jaden
"where sangria is satans sauce always"

thats right married women want me.
lately it seems to be only married women who want me.

This of course is bad.
because I dont mess around with the ladies who are shady and married.
I do however mess around with cowgirls, domanatrix's,movie stars and Lindas
sign up below.


dirtty hippes.
where is my anti-shark spray?
oh! here it is, right next to the tortoise tortillas

Ps I have Dragon ball Z hair right now, I need a haircut.

today as you all know is 4.20
and here in Arizona there is a little place called the "cheba hut"

the cheba hut is holding a special sale today where you can get a 8" sub,drinks and chips all for 4/20 plus tax.

so Naturally this Super Agent stopped by for lunch.
They had a little band playing called girl kicks boy
They were pretty good.

oh and by the way The Punisher was cool but all the scenes with Rebecca stamos in it were pretty stupid.
its definitely a matinee showing.

Now I wait for my drinking buddy to return from cali so that we can all go see KILL BILL vol2

"you're my best friend" he said to her.

"Im sorry but I don't love you anymore" she whispered

so baby close your eyes to the lullabies
Whos the one to decide that it would be allright.
so baby close your ears to the news tonight.

they continued talking and as he started to cry
she said to him "dont, you're the one who's supposed to be strong for both of us"

he wiped his eyes and his nose and he said to her" Thats why I am crying, because I am losing everything I Love.


so baby close your eyes and listen to the lullaby

oo wa aa a aa!

I am doing better
yea carrots!

I am so sick right now.
SO I'm going to fast and go on a carrot juice diet for the first day.

In other news.

the countdown has begun.
I need to clean my room.
I just found a book that was part of a series that I loved to read as a child.
"The Revenge of the Wizards Ghost"

Its not looking good for my Homosexual friends, We are supposedly losing supporters of people who want to see same sex marriages laws passed. At the same time gaining people who want to see a federal marriage amendment passed but that isn't including Senators only citizens.

Is this true....? I will have to do some more research.

1-202-224-3121 is the number we should call to tell them no to an amendment

peace.

I made it through last night,work and up until 6pm with anya.

I cant chew.
I cant breathe.
I think I got Anya sick.


goodbye cruel world

"I would die for you" he said
"and I would die for you " she said.

Always with the Death, these American movies.Damn republicans.j/k..j/k

I would live for you.

because if love that good exists than, baby I'm not going to rest until I find it again.
Fuck dying, This Secret Agent has no intention Of being captured by the forces of "PLEA" Punkass Life Erasing Agency.
try saying that little diddy 3x fast

"I know theres no such thing as safety , but I know what a promise can do"- Thrice

beware the kung fu grip, honed deep within the R&D of "Jackme & Hoff"
I could wrestle a bear to the ground.

I totally forgot that Walmart sells edited"clean" version of albums.
argh! I bought the darkness last night and now I have a clean version of their album.

I didnt want clean! I wanted dirty!

dirty!filthy!albums!

but nooooooooooo sir! I got clean.

And our hero's eyes began to close.
and he dreamed of her again

her condition had deteriorated throughout the night.
"It's time" she wheezed

he took he out of her bed and held her for what he knew would be the last time
"promise me" she said as she reached for his cheek
he took her hand in his and put it to his face
"I do" he said

she smiled and her eyes closed for the last time.

she had nothing left to prove.

As he watched the fire consume her body he felt a cold wind run across his back.
"Its hard to forget the past when you dream about it every night"

"There is always a choice" he said

"and she has made hers, now what will yours be,what will you do with the time that you have left?"
"Is your love strong enough?If she loved you,she would have chosen to be with you"

"Leave me" our hero said as he wrapped his cloak taught around him.

well I thought about writing something but....I dont really want to....my heart goes out to my drinking buddy Natalia V...Por_vida!...come back soon...

maybe...later.....oh I know here we go.

so please just leave
you dont mean that much to me
you keep the ring, I'll take those saturdays in bed.
cause I know you need them, as for me its nothing new, just another two years...-the format

I am all about the truth.please see below for a brave new world.
This site checks all the claims that the preseidential candidates make.

Screw You Politicians

and also the M.life qoute of the day comes from that site:

QA Leaders
Shenita Battle
Congratulations to the following individuals, who have scored 98% or higher over the past
week:
􀂙 Daniel Kloeckner – Ann Arnold (100%)
􀂙 Miguel Lopez – Luke Connor (100%)<----thats me REpresenting to the fullest for all the Superheroes! ohh yea!
􀂙 Cory Kernan – Simeon Lillibridge (98.5%)

SO congratulations to Barry Bonds 661 home runs into his career! That's only 53 away from the bambino.

53 is prime. 661, that's one more than 660. 660 is not prime.

some gossip from the workplace:

"I think Barry should be hit by a bus"
"The babe was barely coherent when he was playing" -Mathew

"Do you have a problem with his roid usage" -JDkings

"I remember when the barry was cool, back in 87 I had his Topps card"

"back in the day it was all about the peanut butter and raw meat"-Miguel

I remember back in the Day when Jose Conseco use to charge fans $5-10 for an autograph, he pioneered that crap.
I want some Pie.

"go get undressed and come to bed, because I'm the last real thing you've got, your cursed by all ambitious thoughts" -the format

err at school

today I came to kool skool tonight only to find out that outlook express my preferred email client has mysteriously been removed from all the computer I frequent and then some.

They are on to me.
I don't now how much longer I have.
Send chew chewy gum drop button voice mails to the # above.
Please think of the children.

courtney and Jaden I love you both.
Memo remember that one time where I hid that one thing>
well its not there its in the OTHER place.

Godspeed

Agent mulk

Hello

when I thought of this eloquent post early this morning, I was a little excited, not a lot, just a little bit, now I am angry at a certain mammal who's name starts with a T and ends with a AHHHHHHH!.

Some people have regrets in their life.
I cant escape mine because I have a wonderful little angel who is half hers.

It all started Sunday when I though it would be a good idea to take my little girl to the Phoenix Zoo.

Its been a while since I have been there and it would be her first time(with me at least).

So I'm all siked and ready to spend a superday with her today and I get a call 14 minutes before 9am telling me that she's not going to come "because Anya was crying all night because of her teeth"

not to audience: my daughter is 20 months old and 24 days, she doesn't have any more teeth that are going to break in that are going to keep her awake.

T is, was and always will be a liar.
beware T-"the soul eater"

In other news I am going to salvage this day be going sk8ing at the Pecos park, listening to the Darkness! And having an awesome breakfast at picket fences.

who's with me!

Today 2004 years our lord and Savior JC rose from the grave fufilling the prophecy laid out in the manual and becoming the first zombie.

You can find the prophecy online and the manual.

here and here

just click on the links above.

Happy Easter!

Happy Sucking on Sangria Super Sunday!

now featuring blueberry preserves made with


Fresh

Blueberries! mmmm blueberriessssssssss....


Anyhoo as I sit here and postulate of what my next plan of actions need to be I remember

1.) I have lunch in 3 mins
2.) I didnt eat breakfast and I am going to have to buy a real lunch as well
3.) my next plan of action is to go get something to eat.
4.) I think I have inspired the wrong memories?

I read Jadens blog today and since we talk all the time I wonder..
"great expectations" was a happy memory I have and so I decided to share it with all of you.
Plus I wanted to see if "I" would leave a comment and she did.
So my plan was a sucess.

ooops lunch time.
Remind me when you see me to ask me about may 22nd

peace

She slept peacefully cradled in his arms.
Her breathing slowly drawing longer till finally one huge last breath was exhaled signifying that she would not wake up again.

"you are my I love you" her father said to her.
He smiled as he placed a kiss on her forehead and moved her hair to the side.
"all my hopes and dreams" he said to himself as he rocked her back in forth in the chair.

"all my hopes and dreams" he said as he closed his eyes....

inspired by "you are my I love you" a childrens book

This weeks blog of the wek was brought you by Jaden
Jaden likes to spend her time kicking ass, drinking and chewing bubble gum
zombies need to apply.

Congratulations to Whatdoing!

she clung to him as they lay in his bed.
"I love you" she said
he leaned in close and whispered in her ear.
"I love you to" and then he proceded to make snorting noises in her ear.
They laughed and hugged each other tighter till she gasped for air and let go.
"Finally" she said "Its about time"

DO you remember?" he said "the first time we fell asleep together"
and "we fell asleep kissing each other" they both said at the same time

and when I woke up in the morning our lips were still locked.
best nights sleep ever! he proclaimed!
he looked at her and whispered "we fit, like you were my puzzle piece"

pat yourself on the back for this one:

todays secret word of the day is PIE!

and of course we all know what to do when we hear it! right?
excellent

So I wanted to share some online observations with you

Jesus as we all know and love him..Well except for you!
was not only the son of god but also the first zombie!

there is no disputing the fact that Jesus died and rose from the grave.
this more than meets the minimum criteria for a zombie.
thank you.

well actually Lazarus was the first zombie but Jesus resurrected him which means he was still the zombie king because only zombies can make more zombies!

and...

god is not infallible because of love and free choice which means he has a weakness but that doesn't mean that god is a little sissy! oh no! but those of us(me) who believe deep down in your heart know this to be true.

there is a game called the blame game and this is how it goes

i blame Jaden for the lack of beutiful gems spewing forth from this blog.
Jaden as we all know and love her is my mistress..blog mistress...tribute.

Jaden we Salute you

I wasn't going to post but then I decided to post because well like not posting on a day such as this would be a crime and
It would be a crime in a moment left behind and It would probably not make one loyal subscriber to superheroinc very very sad,
So sad that a person may not even contemplate stabbing things like bread or corn or their food all the while having a vividly vivid waking dream about them conducting an experiment in the name of science to determine which chili brand was thicker and would be hard to crap on the way out and i believe that this could be blogspots longest run on sentence but then again most people f33r my 3l33t 5k1llz on this blog and others because they know! they know that if any of you so much as even blink an eye I swear by the moon and the light in her hair that I will make you the best mashed potatoes in the world and you will eat them and you will tell me mmmmm agent mulk I wana have your babies and it will most likely be followed by comments such as oh my lord which will make me embarrased and I will say no thank you I am just comfortable being your friend and making the world greatest mashed potatoes in the world and this is a tribute to them and then we will do the dance of joy and we will make sweet hot passionate monkey sex on the kitchen and afterwards we will say this is a hate free zone and the land of milk and honey for you as I up down touch the ground puts me in the mood for you! oh yea baby you know you want it and If you are still reading this post and you have made it this far I want you to know that I salute you and I want you to know that I like what you've been doing and its been real good and that we should all start hugging each other more often because hugging promotes lovely feeling of admiration for the kitchenware which you have been hiding in your couch and you need to wash off and start using again because its so sad and lonely and all it wants is for you to use it because that is its purpose and thats what it was put on gods green,blue,brown and red earth so anyways happy four o four o four day and if you make it to the end of this message please I implore you to put a message like this on your own site so that we can continue this crazy trend which I pioneered and beat my word count! biznact! oh im so sorry I didnt mean to call you that. I heart you!

Agent mulk

happy four o four o four

3-d glasses that way your date will have curves that are kicking when your thinking about sticking......

your battle cow suit-in case you need to switch identities and save the world.

and oops it 8 I am outa here

and butter you always need butter

I just found a cool new band via the cochella site

they are called mindless self indulgence and they are freaking awesome!

MSI

keep in mind these guys are industrial gothic flavor!

so peace

mambi pambi!

examples!

as in I am going to get some mambi pambi tonight!

holy sh*t did you see that Mambi Pambi! I think I am in lust!

Men worship jadens mambi Pambi!

peace

so ye I like my job
and I am going to like my first real check on the 15th!
too bad I wont get paid weekly from now on, but hey the bling bling is nice.

I made a joke about how I am going to come in with real ice around my neck and I'll just keep changing it as it melts.ha!bitches.

but seriously, I digress, the cool thing is that I will get two weeks of paid vacation a year!
because my year runs from sep to august, italy here I come.

also tonight I have a full schudule after "I get off" from work.

My friend Roert came down from prescott tonight, so we are going to hit up the clubs and dance the night away
now keep in mind all you people that bitch that I have to work at 6am the next day so no excuses and no sympathy from me.

Also my long lost friend Danielle Scott called me and invited me to dylans going away party! SO I will be making a quick cameo appearance and....
last but not least there is a huge two kegger going on which I am going to try and make it to as well...

all in all a fun night is planned.

and of course salsa at 7 on sunday! yehaw!

"NO SHOTS. BEER ONLY" - Jaden slogan for the night!

Rejoice Emannuel!

The cure are coming to america!
for one night at Cochella in Indio, California!

on may 2nd which means I need to buy tickets and go go go!
Ever since I was a little cub I have patiently waited for this day.

I must say that this is shaping up to be an awesome summer for concerts

we have in no particular order

Linkin Park with Korn, Incubus, Thrice, The Cure, Avenged Sevenfold,Dave mathews
giddy up !
its going to be one hell of a summer!

update: lets not forget dave chapelle, phil Collins( I ,kid, I kid!), the format,
POD with blindside and of course the warped tour!

If you are busted down in the road, I will stop or turn around and help your ass out.

I am working on the highest floor of my building.

I take an elevator to work!

Anya ba nanya!

I am the 1st born in the Country! what a pimp honor.

I sk8board.

Lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand

"take the wheel and steer"

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