Sunday, May 30, 2004
Welcome!
to celebrate this moment in time
here is my gift to you.
at first I was a little aprehensive about changing my template but then I realized WAIT a minute this is My blog and these are my words!
whew you know your getting older when your afraid of change.
Change is good!
Change is good!
plus I am just going to change it in like 3 months anyways...
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here is my gift to you.
at first I was a little aprehensive about changing my template but then I realized WAIT a minute this is My blog and these are my words!
whew you know your getting older when your afraid of change.
Change is good!
Change is good!
plus I am just going to change it in like 3 months anyways...
Saturday, May 29, 2004
The Clash!
I sit alone and wonder.
I miss her.She has been gone to long.
She is in Florida with her mom.
My little Anya Bananya.
when I drive I wonder what she is doing and who is watching her.
I dont trust the other side.
Everytime she comes back,something bad has happened to her.
II.
Aol is gay, Yesterday I tried to access my mailbox with them and it told me that I didnt have one.
Today I tried again and it let me in....curious..
Last night My friends Nataliya and Andrea moved in to their new casa.
I bought them wine as a housewarming gift.
Then I went to Wild cards a gay club? off of Arizona Ave and Ray.
To run some interference on My friend Jesse.
When I arrived he was just chillin with this girl named erica that hes known since he was 11?
Later that nightJesse was singing Karoke.
We may go to Grahms Central Station to do that tonight.
Our friend Vicki who had a breast augmentation aka boobie job had butchs all over her.
It was funny watching her curl up in fear from one of the girls who kept hugging her and kissing her check..
Women, WO-man!
I ran into some of my high school buddies Angel and Antony aka G.B.
Antony was getting his freak on and Angel was singing the night away.
living la vida Mulka!
Peace Hippies
III.
Well jesse invited me to Rocky point all expenses PAID!
SO here I go! again on my own.
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I miss her.She has been gone to long.
She is in Florida with her mom.
My little Anya Bananya.
when I drive I wonder what she is doing and who is watching her.
I dont trust the other side.
Everytime she comes back,something bad has happened to her.
II.
Aol is gay, Yesterday I tried to access my mailbox with them and it told me that I didnt have one.
Today I tried again and it let me in....curious..
Last night My friends Nataliya and Andrea moved in to their new casa.
I bought them wine as a housewarming gift.
Then I went to Wild cards a gay club? off of Arizona Ave and Ray.
To run some interference on My friend Jesse.
When I arrived he was just chillin with this girl named erica that hes known since he was 11?
Later that nightJesse was singing Karoke.
We may go to Grahms Central Station to do that tonight.
Our friend Vicki who had a breast augmentation aka boobie job had butchs all over her.
It was funny watching her curl up in fear from one of the girls who kept hugging her and kissing her check..
Women, WO-man!
I ran into some of my high school buddies Angel and Antony aka G.B.
Antony was getting his freak on and Angel was singing the night away.
living la vida Mulka!
Peace Hippies
III.
Well jesse invited me to Rocky point all expenses PAID!
SO here I go! again on my own.
Friday, May 28, 2004
alki-hol
Day 3 of drinking during the week has proved rather enlightening.
I suppose some people may be saddened by the fact that I have joined Jessica,Memo,Dony,Jay,Dad and etc in being an alcaholic. Too bad I dont know who those people are.
I went looking for some le tigre shirt yesterday and what I found was the simple polo ones that now require 44 of my american dollars.
I dont think so.
My thoughts are like a stock ticker.
Do you remember the velveteen rabbit?
"What is real?" asked the Velveteen Rabbit.
"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens when a child loves you for a long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you."
"Does it hurt?"
"Sometimes," said the Horse. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt."
"Does it happen all at once like being wound up?"
"It happens bit by bit. You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."
true dat..
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I suppose some people may be saddened by the fact that I have joined Jessica,Memo,Dony,Jay,Dad and etc in being an alcaholic. Too bad I dont know who those people are.
I went looking for some le tigre shirt yesterday and what I found was the simple polo ones that now require 44 of my american dollars.
I dont think so.
My thoughts are like a stock ticker.
Do you remember the velveteen rabbit?
"What is real?" asked the Velveteen Rabbit.
"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens when a child loves you for a long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you."
"Does it hurt?"
"Sometimes," said the Horse. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt."
"Does it happen all at once like being wound up?"
"It happens bit by bit. You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."
true dat..
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Jesse
all the jesses so little time.
My friend Jesse came back from new york.
He is visiting one last time before he moves to japan with his g/f molotov!
thats not really her name but I cant spell it and it sounds something like ma to mei.
the boba is on.
I think I shall declare this my unofficial declaration of joining the rest of the elder lopezs as alcoholics..in training.
vini vidi drinki.
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My friend Jesse came back from new york.
He is visiting one last time before he moves to japan with his g/f molotov!
thats not really her name but I cant spell it and it sounds something like ma to mei.
the boba is on.
I think I shall declare this my unofficial declaration of joining the rest of the elder lopezs as alcoholics..in training.
vini vidi drinki.
one minute hunger strike.
today I was inspired to do a one-minute hunger strike.
It lasted all of thirty seconds.
I have no will power..
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It lasted all of thirty seconds.
I have no will power..
ernest goes to UOPhhhhht
so last night as Im sleeping my phone rings and guess who it was.
The awesomeAgent Spankfilla
I asked her why she was drinking on a Sunday night,then I realized that it was a tuesday night/morning.
I learned from 20 questions that the Fab Sab likes to get spanked and snort pixie dust up her nose.
Also Timmy is back from his self imposed exile.
welcome backtim.
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The awesome
I asked her why she was drinking on a Sunday night,then I realized that it was a tuesday night/morning.
I learned from 20 questions that the Fab Sab likes to get spanked and snort pixie dust up her nose.
Also Timmy is back from his self imposed exile.
welcome back
Monday, May 24, 2004
god and a puzzle piece
"I could waste some time with you" - the used
The other day I asked the eternal question of "If you could ask jesus for one thing what would it be?"
standard answers followed.
Money.Pot.etc.
My answer was a hug.Tangibility.
I am afraid to admit that my faith has been inconsistent and inognito.
but its still there somewhere deep inside myself, a tiny light burning fiercely in the darkness.And no matter how much running I do from myself a sense of comfort.
What am I doing?
Why and where?
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He sat in the car, fiddling with the radio, his foot twitching in anticipation.
It was raining outside and he wondered how much longer it would be before she arrived.
it had been a long time since they spoke and even longer since they had seen each other.
Where is she? he thought. She was never late.
his phone came alive with a green glow and a womans voice announced "incoming call"
"yellow" he said as he hit talk
"I know I'm late, just come inside my car, please" she said.
he smiled to himself and shut the car off.
he hung up, opened his car door and walked to her open car door.
Hurry she said, "you're getting all wet"
he hoped into her car and pulled his hood down.
So Whats up? he said.
she pulled into her pocket and fished something out that he couldn't make out in the darkness.
"give me your hand" she said
he put out his hand and she put something stiff and light into it.
for a moment he just stared in the darkness at his hand.
"open it she whispered.....Please" she smiled as she spoke.
he opened his hand.Nestled there in his hand was a thin piece of cardboard that looked like someone had taken cut out circles, duck heads and pictures of Italy.
It was a puzzle piece.
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The other day I asked the eternal question of "If you could ask jesus for one thing what would it be?"
standard answers followed.
Money.Pot.etc.
My answer was a hug.Tangibility.
I am afraid to admit that my faith has been inconsistent and inognito.
but its still there somewhere deep inside myself, a tiny light burning fiercely in the darkness.And no matter how much running I do from myself a sense of comfort.
What am I doing?
Why and where?
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He sat in the car, fiddling with the radio, his foot twitching in anticipation.
It was raining outside and he wondered how much longer it would be before she arrived.
it had been a long time since they spoke and even longer since they had seen each other.
Where is she? he thought. She was never late.
his phone came alive with a green glow and a womans voice announced "incoming call"
"yellow" he said as he hit talk
"I know I'm late, just come inside my car, please" she said.
he smiled to himself and shut the car off.
he hung up, opened his car door and walked to her open car door.
Hurry she said, "you're getting all wet"
he hoped into her car and pulled his hood down.
So Whats up? he said.
she pulled into her pocket and fished something out that he couldn't make out in the darkness.
"give me your hand" she said
he put out his hand and she put something stiff and light into it.
for a moment he just stared in the darkness at his hand.
"open it she whispered.....Please" she smiled as she spoke.
he opened his hand.Nestled there in his hand was a thin piece of cardboard that looked like someone had taken cut out circles, duck heads and pictures of Italy.
It was a puzzle piece.
My Block-bustyness
"Hes so coool"
Is what they wrote in the notes about me on my account
It made my night.
The honor.The Prestige.The Free rentals.
Cooler because it was a cute girl.
A cute girl named a jess.
Well time to finish Fight club and watch scary movie tree
thanks jess.
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Is what they wrote in the notes about me on my account
It made my night.
The honor.The Prestige.The Free rentals.
Cooler because it was a cute girl.
A cute girl named a jess.
Well time to finish Fight club and watch scary movie tree
thanks jess.
Sunday, May 23, 2004
My rocky point
Lets break down the major points in a short composition of word and various mulk phrases that we shall dub M.life
On the way down to Rocky I though of a nifty little story about love, perseverance and cheese..crips. aka kill-adillas or as you know them Quesadillas.
Sadly that story was to never make it to paper or this dashboard or otherwise as I had no pens..I was going to prick my finger and write in blood but...I needed all that hemogab..heeomo...hemoeoglab....well you get the point!
I needed all my blood to help break down the various intoxicating spirits I was to consume in proportional amounts to my lust for life.
and here is a run down...
1. read the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
2. stared deeply into a blue ocean and remembered of a time long ago and a boba shop far far away.
3. danced the night away x2
4. I bought Jaden a postcard, hopefully el guapo wont get to it.
5. I drank a smidgen, actually more like a migdge*
6. bought some shades that are clear and some that are not.
If you see a shaved headed mexican who is wearing lenny kravitz glasses.thats me.
7. I saw tree people I knew.There names shall stay anonymous to protect, no one.
8. saw lots and I mean lots of girls half naked.
9. *** ** ***** **** ****
10. ******* * *** *** *****
11. bought anya a dress and a toy.
In other news....
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On the way down to Rocky I though of a nifty little story about love, perseverance and cheese..crips. aka kill-adillas or as you know them Quesadillas.
Sadly that story was to never make it to paper or this dashboard or otherwise as I had no pens..I was going to prick my finger and write in blood but...I needed all that hemogab..heeomo...hemoeoglab....well you get the point!
I needed all my blood to help break down the various intoxicating spirits I was to consume in proportional amounts to my lust for life.
and here is a run down...
1. read the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
2. stared deeply into a blue ocean and remembered of a time long ago and a boba shop far far away.
3. danced the night away x2
4. I bought Jaden a postcard, hopefully el guapo wont get to it.
5. I drank a smidgen, actually more like a migdge*
6. bought some shades that are clear and some that are not.
If you see a shaved headed mexican who is wearing lenny kravitz glasses.thats me.
7. I saw tree people I knew.There names shall stay anonymous to protect, no one.
8. saw lots and I mean lots of girls half naked.
9. *** ** ***** **** ****
10. ******* * *** *** *****
11. bought anya a dress and a toy.
In other news....
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Its friday and Im in love
today started out whack like a burger king attack but now is phat
what to do? what to do when tommorrow I leave for the motherland.
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what to do? what to do when tommorrow I leave for the motherland.
number one -RED
So I was thinking that I havent shown my blog g/f mucho amore lately so here we go..
You make it hard to breathe It's as if I'm suffocating And when you're next to me I can feel your heartbeat through my skin It makes me sad to think This could all be for nothing I wish there was a way A way for you to see inside me I've never felt this way About anyone or anything Tell me
one love....bitches...
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You make it hard to breathe It's as if I'm suffocating And when you're next to me I can feel your heartbeat through my skin It makes me sad to think This could all be for nothing I wish there was a way A way for you to see inside me I've never felt this way About anyone or anything Tell me
one love....bitches...
M.advice
No regrets, just rebirth
move forward, and ignite.
Incandescent Reinvention
a new renaissance
A NEW FIRE EACH DAY
words to live by-Thrice
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move forward, and ignite.
Incandescent Reinvention
a new renaissance
A NEW FIRE EACH DAY
words to live by-Thrice
Alpha
so baby close your eyes and listen to my lullaby-JJ
My car is broken,like my finger.sigh
the red tornado is down.
This causes a great deal of stress since moving day is right around the corner
which is also annoying since I found a house that I want to move into and I have called the owner twice in the last two days.no response
a stakeout is in the works.He will Rent me that house
4bed room 3 bath, now thats what I am talking about.
In other words Rocky point is sold out!
Its going to be an adventure when we get down there.
ole
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My car is broken,like my finger.sigh
the red tornado is down.
This causes a great deal of stress since moving day is right around the corner
which is also annoying since I found a house that I want to move into and I have called the owner twice in the last two days.no response
a stakeout is in the works.He will Rent me that house
4bed room 3 bath, now thats what I am talking about.
In other words Rocky point is sold out!
Its going to be an adventure when we get down there.
ole
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
feel my vel-crow
and the sun will tell me- Ra
Fear her when she is drunk
Me amiga jesslee---and she is hotter than ....courtney love.
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Fear her when she is drunk
Me amiga jesslee---and she is hotter than ....courtney love.
Jessica is my....bed buddy
So the last time I was in San Diego
I feel asleep on jessicas bed.
she fell sleep next to me but head to toe
I kindly explained that even though she wasnt sleeping next to me where I could lick her ear in the middle of the night.
Are crotches were still aligned.
nuff said...
P.s.I woke up the next morning with her hand on my ass....
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I feel asleep on jessicas bed.
she fell sleep next to me but head to toe
I kindly explained that even though she wasnt sleeping next to me where I could lick her ear in the middle of the night.
Are crotches were still aligned.
nuff said...
P.s.I woke up the next morning with her hand on my ass....
do you remember december
It was a chilly day.
Wrapped in blankets like eskimos.
Sipping hot chocolate and tickling with your toes.
watching the princess blade and sex in the city
later that night
sipping tea at the cofee shop.
wondering about the next step.
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Wrapped in blankets like eskimos.
Sipping hot chocolate and tickling with your toes.
watching the princess blade and sex in the city
later that night
sipping tea at the cofee shop.
wondering about the next step.
Sunday, May 16, 2004
beware
I have been in que all day
they offered half hour lunches for o.t. and I took it
I think i have taken about 50 calls?
must continue to fight the good fight..
drugs swirling
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they offered half hour lunches for o.t. and I took it
I think i have taken about 50 calls?
must continue to fight the good fight..
drugs swirling
Saturday, May 15, 2004
so sleepy
I am tired.
I have slept 2 1/2 hours.
God, I love life.
I injured my knee last night after a drunken little escapade with my brother dony last night.I have a drunken pimp walk.
he though he could pick me up high enough so that i could jump up and reach a balcony so that I could then use my ninja powers to jump on to another balcony and then jump out and surprise everyone but that didnt work.....ouch...
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I have slept 2 1/2 hours.
God, I love life.
I injured my knee last night after a drunken little escapade with my brother dony last night.I have a drunken pimp walk.
he though he could pick me up high enough so that i could jump up and reach a balcony so that I could then use my ninja powers to jump on to another balcony and then jump out and surprise everyone but that didnt work.....ouch...
Friday, May 14, 2004
Pantalon-less
thats right, me pants be no more.
I sit here before my keyboard......with nothing less than a towel.
Anyways my superhero heart goes out to my mistress the exotic flower Ja-den.
And all of you wish you could have a peak at her Den..bitches....
Get well.now!
Anya keeps calling my bro Dony, Memo as in the other uncle which you all know as gurg or As I call him right now Agent gLiss
Im off to shower and then to a little place of eats called Oreganos where my super cousin who looks like Antanio Banderas works.
"I am how do you say your wartender toonight, no?"
SO tonight as I was training my Mig-Fu, I realzed damn! Im doing fabulous and Its only going to get better.
Pizza here we come.
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I sit here before my keyboard......with nothing less than a towel.
Anyways my superhero heart goes out to my mistress the exotic flower Ja-den.
And all of you wish you could have a peak at her Den..bitches....
Get well.now!
Anya keeps calling my bro Dony, Memo as in the other uncle which you all know as gurg or As I call him right now Agent gLiss
Im off to shower and then to a little place of eats called Oreganos where my super cousin who looks like Antanio Banderas works.
"I am how do you say your wartender toonight, no?"
SO tonight as I was training my Mig-Fu, I realzed damn! Im doing fabulous and Its only going to get better.
Pizza here we come.
War from the fire
Go! He said "Have I not told you that I want you to be happy?!"
She paused and as she searched for the proper words to convey her thoughts.
He spoke again" Your time here is past due, you must leave now"
"I walk where you cannot"
Reaching for his Helmet adorned with The Antlers of a Great Buck that he had hunted for 3 months in the deep of the forest long ago as a youth. Its worn Edge and nicks telling the tales of the numerous battles fought during this great "War From the Fire"
He smiled to himself " 17 years later and not one broken Horn, Let us see if such great luck is to be had on this Final Day for All.
Putting on His Helmet, he felt the magics of the armor run across him as it sealed itself.
Turning to her now, no longer a man, a Seraphim Knight of the Table Round.
"I shall wait" she said
"And I shall Return" he said.
2 hours later
The Knight stood with his Chainsaw sword unsheathed and raised high at the bottom of a valley.
His voice Amplified by the armor, The Knight spoke "Though I walk through the valley of Death, I shall not fear the Dark when I am the light".
His sword began to glow and hummed to life as it sensed the presence...
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She paused and as she searched for the proper words to convey her thoughts.
He spoke again" Your time here is past due, you must leave now"
"I walk where you cannot"
Reaching for his Helmet adorned with The Antlers of a Great Buck that he had hunted for 3 months in the deep of the forest long ago as a youth. Its worn Edge and nicks telling the tales of the numerous battles fought during this great "War From the Fire"
He smiled to himself " 17 years later and not one broken Horn, Let us see if such great luck is to be had on this Final Day for All.
Putting on His Helmet, he felt the magics of the armor run across him as it sealed itself.
Turning to her now, no longer a man, a Seraphim Knight of the Table Round.
"I shall wait" she said
"And I shall Return" he said.
2 hours later
The Knight stood with his Chainsaw sword unsheathed and raised high at the bottom of a valley.
His voice Amplified by the armor, The Knight spoke "Though I walk through the valley of Death, I shall not fear the Dark when I am the light".
His sword began to glow and hummed to life as it sensed the presence...
My name Is Miguel not ME-gal!
seriously though....
Dirty Hippies who cant say my name correctly.
So heres the deal people from now on I am going to say my name in spanish all the DAMN TIME!
Because its the only way my name will no longer be prounounced ME_GAL!
Its bad enough when I was little that I said it differently for white people to comprehend but now..now Is the time of retribution!
The hour of Power is at hand!
Bitches.
hello Meg "she who is soooo coool , that he coolness will chill you to the core and freeze your blood and you will worship her because she will make your life better than a vampires"
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Dirty Hippies who cant say my name correctly.
So heres the deal people from now on I am going to say my name in spanish all the DAMN TIME!
Because its the only way my name will no longer be prounounced ME_GAL!
Its bad enough when I was little that I said it differently for white people to comprehend but now..now Is the time of retribution!
The hour of Power is at hand!
Bitches.
hello Meg "she who is soooo coool , that he coolness will chill you to the core and freeze your blood and you will worship her because she will make your life better than a vampires"
Thursday, May 13, 2004
You show me the Boobies!
you can never have enough umph
At 10:17 AM 5/13/2004 -0700, you wrote:
nuff said
more umph is needed in my bed
Email: MlLopez2@Email.Uophx.Edu
----- Original Message -----
From: Jaden
To: Mr. Miguel Lopez
Sent: Thursday, May 13, 2004 9:43 AM
Subject: Re: Re:
Hmmmm, loud angry sex...or...drunken sexless nights at home.
Ok, you're right.
At 10:01 AM 5/13/2004 -0700, you wrote:
NO!
I need a place to have my loud angry sex!
----- Original Message -----
From: Jaden
To: Mr. Miguel Lopez
Sent: Thursday, May 13, 2004 9:24 AM
Subject: Re: Re:
Don't ever move away from home.
Stay in the next and enjoy having money to drink with.
I'm a-feared that living on my own will cause me to sober up and that's a scary thought.
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At 10:17 AM 5/13/2004 -0700, you wrote:
nuff said
more umph is needed in my bed
Email: MlLopez2@Email.Uophx.Edu
----- Original Message -----
From: Jaden
To: Mr. Miguel Lopez
Sent: Thursday, May 13, 2004 9:43 AM
Subject: Re: Re:
Hmmmm, loud angry sex...or...drunken sexless nights at home.
Ok, you're right.
At 10:01 AM 5/13/2004 -0700, you wrote:
NO!
I need a place to have my loud angry sex!
----- Original Message -----
From: Jaden
To: Mr. Miguel Lopez
Sent: Thursday, May 13, 2004 9:24 AM
Subject: Re: Re:
Don't ever move away from home.
Stay in the next and enjoy having money to drink with.
I'm a-feared that living on my own will cause me to sober up and that's a scary thought.
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
strung out on crack
Have you ever felt the mighty hand of the worm?
No? Well thats okay neither have I.
Who knew it would be so hard to find a place to live.
But there is hope as My friend Rey and I may soon become bitter roomates enemies of all those who oppose the might of the Chupe Goat-E!
Beware below
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No? Well thats okay neither have I.
Who knew it would be so hard to find a place to live.
But there is hope as My friend Rey and I may soon become bitter roomates enemies of all those who oppose the might of the Chupe Goat-E!
Beware below
Hey Hippy! Wheres Andy!
Today 20 years ago Andy Kauffman died
He shall live again.
He said he would be back in 20 years, So let me just pull up a chair and get some popcorn..
whos with me
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He shall live again.
He said he would be back in 20 years, So let me just pull up a chair and get some popcorn..
whos with me
Beware the Udder Madness
Here is what will be occuring later on tonight in large amounts since all the lopez borthers will be representing in full effect....yo
Dont mess with the Drunken Battle cow!
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Dont mess with the Drunken Battle cow!
Power Ties!
So last night as Ms. Sandman wrapped me up in her sweet embrace of sweet sleep.I had a burst of inspiration as I usually do before I am wrapped up like a buttery tortilla and savored.....to bad I made the dream world a better place than the waking world.
In other news I saw what appeared to be a very dishevled lady at a circle k on the way to work today.
Hooker? Maybe...
Stressed? Yes
Smelly? Probably.
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In other news I saw what appeared to be a very dishevled lady at a circle k on the way to work today.
Hooker? Maybe...
Stressed? Yes
Smelly? Probably.
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
as per request
here are some pics of me 3/4 nekid.....
and then some...
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here are some pics of me 3/4 nekid.....
and then some...
Sunday, May 09, 2004
joke of the day
thanks rob
The Ugly Bus
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>A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
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>They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
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>They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
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>This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
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>Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
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>"Make 'em all ugly again."
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>SO............................................................................
>THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE'................
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>BE HAPPY.
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The Ugly Bus
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>A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
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>They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
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>They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
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>This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
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>Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
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>"Make 'em all ugly again."
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>SO............................................................................
>THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE'................
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>BE HAPPY.
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Holla at me !~
Today is the day
Moms days
happy moms day
jaden
ugly girl
dvl
etc etc etc
oh and the_awesome
your going to be a mom some day.soon.
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Moms days
happy moms day
jaden
ugly girl
dvl
etc etc etc
oh and the_awesome
your going to be a mom some day.soon.
Saturday, May 08, 2004
M.life
The one thing I have learned and the only one thing so far is this..
Dont give up.
For those of you who read this blog.
Thank you.
I am not going to stop blogging, oh no!
I am just going to take a sabbatical.
Where is the creme filling?
Another turning point
a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist
directs you where to go,
So make the best of this test and don't ask why,
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time, - greenday
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Dont give up.
For those of you who read this blog.
Thank you.
I am not going to stop blogging, oh no!
I am just going to take a sabbatical.
Where is the creme filling?
Another turning point
a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist
directs you where to go,
So make the best of this test and don't ask why,
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time, - greenday
Friday, May 07, 2004
good times sniffing turpentine.
Life is good within the burn.
I am helping plan the Company Picnic for tech support.
I am studying for my final.
I am still fighting crime...but I need new shoes.
"I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you."
What to do when a close friend is slipping further down the sanity ladder?
What to do when you forget to do laundry?
Whatcha talking about willis?
In other news Stupidity is on the rise.
click here and here---------->
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I am helping plan the Company Picnic for tech support.
I am studying for my final.
I am still fighting crime...but I need new shoes.
"I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you."
What to do when a close friend is slipping further down the sanity ladder?
What to do when you forget to do laundry?
Whatcha talking about willis?
In other news Stupidity is on the rise.
click here and here---------->
Thursday, May 06, 2004
dunkin playthings
I said come on fhgawads!
come one fhgawads!
everybody to the money!
I think I am going to d/l some pron
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come one fhgawads!
everybody to the money!
I think I am going to d/l some pron
so kiss me hard because this will be the last time that I let you
I watched friends tonight with the crew, of course Ross waited until the end to tell rachel how he felt and she left him hanging....and then came back to him during the last 5 minutes.
I was going to go see Van Helsing with my bro Memo but I decided to spend more time getting ready for.....leaving.
Yes thats right I am leaving the nest..again..for the last time.
In other news I got into an argument with a Margarita but the Margarita prevailed and I was left dazed and confused.
two supervisor positions opened up at work, plus the one thats open right now.
Need I say more?
I didnt think so.
you will be back someday
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I watched friends tonight with the crew, of course Ross waited until the end to tell rachel how he felt and she left him hanging....and then came back to him during the last 5 minutes.
I was going to go see Van Helsing with my bro Memo but I decided to spend more time getting ready for.....leaving.
Yes thats right I am leaving the nest..again..for the last time.
In other news I got into an argument with a Margarita but the Margarita prevailed and I was left dazed and confused.
two supervisor positions opened up at work, plus the one thats open right now.
Need I say more?
I didnt think so.
you will be back someday
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
beyond the burrito
Permanent days unmoving
The minute is hard and it walks an unfit honest mile alone.
The truth laid out to wait rest well and die cold.
I know the method lips drawn wide to turn and sway.
To smile behind the biting tongue. Each of us danced well in lies.
The hand the handle and the sword.
Lies,there are those of us who will embrace lies and yet if it comforts us we will do what lies do...
When I confess there is no truth demons remain sleepless inlove with blood starved souls forgotten without sounds...
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The truth laid out to wait rest well and die cold.
I know the method lips drawn wide to turn and sway.
To smile behind the biting tongue. Each of us danced well in lies.
The hand the handle and the sword.
Lies,there are those of us who will embrace lies and yet if it comforts us we will do what lies do...
When I confess there is no truth demons remain sleepless inlove with blood starved souls forgotten without sounds...
cinco de Mayo-nizzle
Today is that Day.
Judgment Day.
The second coming.
The day before everyone calls in tomorrow morning or drags their hungover asses to work.
many people will be late tomorrow.
Asprin and Bayer sales are going to spike for the next 24-48 hour period.
Today many people will learn how to speak spanish.
Dos Equis?
Corona!
Modelo.....
Donna Margarita will be representing in full effect tonight.
Arriba!
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Judgment Day.
The second coming.
The day before everyone calls in tomorrow morning or drags their hungover asses to work.
many people will be late tomorrow.
Asprin and Bayer sales are going to spike for the next 24-48 hour period.
Today many people will learn how to speak spanish.
Dos Equis?
Corona!
Modelo.....
Donna Margarita will be representing in full effect tonight.
Arriba!
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
Cracker Barrels + Racism = stupidity
So The Crackers at Cracker Barrel lost their case against the black people.
which just goes to show how stupid racism is/
I hate a group of people and dont want them around me so Im going to keep them in my restaraunt longer and give them poor service so that they will complain and possibly even confront me about the poor service...
Hey Hippes whats wrong with your cere-bro!
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which just goes to show how stupid racism is/
I hate a group of people and dont want them around me so Im going to keep them in my restaraunt longer and give them poor service so that they will complain and possibly even confront me about the poor service...
Hey Hippes whats wrong with your cere-bro!
Space cows don't eat cereal..
Warning the message you are about to read may cause a sudden sense of despair and anxiety.
Here in AZ there is a shortage.
A shortage of Dairy.
but not a shortage of bull manure.
Apparently they are/have raising the prices of all Dairy products in Az by 25-30%.
I know this to be true because I saw the letter from Shamrock aka Scam-rock aka Skame-a-rock.
The Cafe here at work showed me the letter.
I wonder if the other Dairy companies in Az will raise their prices as well?
I guess its a good thing I went vegan 3-days ago.
Suckas!
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Here in AZ there is a shortage.
A shortage of Dairy.
but not a shortage of bull manure.
Apparently they are/have raising the prices of all Dairy products in Az by 25-30%.
I know this to be true because I saw the letter from Shamrock aka Scam-rock aka Skame-a-rock.
The Cafe here at work showed me the letter.
I wonder if the other Dairy companies in Az will raise their prices as well?
I guess its a good thing I went vegan 3-days ago.
Suckas!
Monday, May 03, 2004
I am the Cow in your milk
Moo.
I think here at the house-held de Lopez
we have quite possibly the coolest dog in the world. Nay. The Universe.
maybe even in existence.
His name is El Guapo and his name means El Guapo.
Need I say more.
I didnt think so.
pictures to follow soon
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I think here at the house-held de Lopez
we have quite possibly the coolest dog in the world. Nay. The Universe.
maybe even in existence.
His name is El Guapo and his name means El Guapo.
Need I say more.
I didnt think so.
pictures to follow soon
Saturday, May 01, 2004
M.Quotes
All right people its time again to turn up your blogs for a little bit of Mulk magic.
Thank you.
"I will succeed where you have failed, because I am the Hammer and you are a nail." - Agent Mulk
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Thank you.
"I will succeed where you have failed, because I am the Hammer and you are a nail." - Agent Mulk
