Sunday, June 27, 2004
losing my religion
Happiness vs Addiction.
Love vs Selfishness.
In 1948 Orsen wells predicted that society would be controlled by a flatscreen device on our walls.
Telling us how to live and what to think.
In his story 1984the device was reciprocal.
This idea,creatively eclectic, would be utilized differently as the "media" rapidly learned that there were more effective and subtle methods for sedating and conditioning an audience.
Did they realized how eager society would be to embrace this kind of existence?
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In the Bible there is talk of a place called Eden.
Inside of Eden there was a Tree of knowledge whose fruit was forbidden.
Man only had one rule.
To not eat the fruit that fell from this tree.
When he did,
Man was Cast out from Eden,
forced to traverse the harshness of earth,
Evolving and building a construct of the world around him.
As Man gained knowledge,he gained experience, "true knowledge" of himself and his environment.
Now what do we do with this knowledge?
I don't think God would stop loving us simply because we decided that "Hey you know what god, This Eden Gig,its sick and all but I'm interested in building my own life, thanks Pops"
Perhaps God was the snake and trying to free us from a placid,and debilitated existence?
"The truth shall set you free"
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That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
-R.E.M.
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Love vs Selfishness.
In 1948 Orsen wells predicted that society would be controlled by a flatscreen device on our walls.
Telling us how to live and what to think.
In his story 1984the device was reciprocal.
This idea,creatively eclectic, would be utilized differently as the "media" rapidly learned that there were more effective and subtle methods for sedating and conditioning an audience.
Did they realized how eager society would be to embrace this kind of existence?
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In the Bible there is talk of a place called Eden.
Inside of Eden there was a Tree of knowledge whose fruit was forbidden.
Man only had one rule.
To not eat the fruit that fell from this tree.
When he did,
Man was Cast out from Eden,
forced to traverse the harshness of earth,
Evolving and building a construct of the world around him.
As Man gained knowledge,he gained experience, "true knowledge" of himself and his environment.
Now what do we do with this knowledge?
I don't think God would stop loving us simply because we decided that "Hey you know what god, This Eden Gig,its sick and all but I'm interested in building my own life, thanks Pops"
Perhaps God was the snake and trying to free us from a placid,and debilitated existence?
"The truth shall set you free"
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That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
-R.E.M.
Saturday, June 26, 2004
This song goes out for the ladies....
At least I got laid.-spacehog
Love, love, love?
Oh what a crazy, lazy life
Shot gun wedding to a hooker wife
Down in the sewer, I'm fishin for a bone
You best tell your daddy that you're not coming home
Oh, what a tragic waste of time
Snuggling with that model as she chops out a line
Not much to offer, she's nothing to see
Well I thought she was a lesbian, but I think that I'm gay
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Love, love, love?
Oh what a crazy, lazy life
Shot gun wedding to a hooker wife
Down in the sewer, I'm fishin for a bone
You best tell your daddy that you're not coming home
Oh, what a tragic waste of time
Snuggling with that model as she chops out a line
Not much to offer, she's nothing to see
Well I thought she was a lesbian, but I think that I'm gay
M.life
I care about very few things, but the things I do care about, I love.
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My friend Natalia and I saw Dodgeball Last night.
I give it 2 shockas put of a possible 5.
It was your standard slapstick comedy.
Plenty of laughs,Plenty of People getting hurt,and Plenty of Sexual innuendos.
I think there is a tribute to the Dirty Sanchez from Bang_Bus in the movie. In fact I am almost positive.
I am going to Prescott on Sunday night, a mini vacation to visit my friend Rob.
by the time Domingo rolls around I will have put in four 12 hour days.
sadly I wish I was able to work more since I could use the O.T.
I wish I lived next to the beach instead of in a beach.
someday..
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My friend Natalia and I saw Dodgeball Last night.
I give it 2 shockas put of a possible 5.
It was your standard slapstick comedy.
Plenty of laughs,Plenty of People getting hurt,and Plenty of Sexual innuendos.
I think there is a tribute to the Dirty Sanchez from Bang_Bus in the movie. In fact I am almost positive.
I am going to Prescott on Sunday night, a mini vacation to visit my friend Rob.
by the time Domingo rolls around I will have put in four 12 hour days.
sadly I wish I was able to work more since I could use the O.T.
I wish I lived next to the beach instead of in a beach.
someday..
Friday, June 25, 2004
hold on to me love.you know I can't stay long
all I wanted to say was I love you and i'm not afraid.
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Thursday, June 24, 2004
Fear.
I must be taking crazy pills.
People are afraid of the weirdest things.
People are afraid of marriage.
Relationships.
eating food with Fat.
Driving.
letting their kids play in the dark.
Letting their children play outside.
Dark skinned black people.
The Russians.
Cheeese.
Indians.
love.
cancer.
The Chinese.
This list of bullshit traverses the known universe between here and beyond.
I feel like society is this huge sponge of fear that's just leaking ignorance out its pores.
Earlier today a girl who I work with named Hope D.
Asked a supervisor if she had pictures from when she got married.
The supervisor turn to her and says" I haven't even though of that" with this look of horror on her distorted face.
Heres where the retard factor comes into play.
she has a kid.
she is in a relationship with the father.
They live together.
They raise their kid together.
They CARPOOL!
does any one else smell that?
If that is what Sane people are, Then I am off the deep end swimming in jello with my mushroom hair and kung fu grip.
Consider this my offical resignation from the masses.
In the Immortal words of Frankie goes to hollywood.
"relax"
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People are afraid of the weirdest things.
People are afraid of marriage.
Relationships.
eating food with Fat.
Driving.
letting their kids play in the dark.
Letting their children play outside.
Dark skinned black people.
The Russians.
Cheeese.
Indians.
love.
cancer.
The Chinese.
This list of bullshit traverses the known universe between here and beyond.
I feel like society is this huge sponge of fear that's just leaking ignorance out its pores.
Earlier today a girl who I work with named Hope D.
Asked a supervisor if she had pictures from when she got married.
The supervisor turn to her and says" I haven't even though of that" with this look of horror on her distorted face.
Heres where the retard factor comes into play.
she has a kid.
she is in a relationship with the father.
They live together.
They raise their kid together.
They CARPOOL!
does any one else smell that?
If that is what Sane people are, Then I am off the deep end swimming in jello with my mushroom hair and kung fu grip.
Consider this my offical resignation from the masses.
In the Immortal words of Frankie goes to hollywood.
"relax"
She thinks its not kosher.
mentally contagious!
Heres a little story a like to tell about a girl named jessica.
One time Jessica drank and fell down.
With her thong showing.
The end.
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Heres a little story a like to tell about a girl named jessica.
One time Jessica drank and fell down.
With her thong showing.
The end.
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Happy Hump day.
Today is hump day, so get out your seat and go get some.
Ealier today I applied for a new position at work.
The problem is I applied for the position as
"baby jesus"
Needless to say It flagged the attention of my supervisor.
The point?
Jesus is alive and well inside my email.
Earlier I brought a bran muffin to work, this is not your normal run of the mill sissy muffin.
Oh no.
This is real bran, the kind that comes with a timer so that you are deadly aware of how much time you have left to eat it before it turns to stone.
So here I type, 8 hours later with a bran new transmuted paper weight on my desk in the shape of a muffin.
Also earlier today I ate some organic grapes(non plastic) and as I made my way torwards the bottom of the bag I noticed that some of them came decked out in the lastest winter furs.
I though these must obviously be aliens from outer space because this is Arizona and its FREAKIN HOT!
Luckily I'm xenophobic and threw them away.
FYI:
It's so hot In Az that the even sidewalks sweat.
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Ealier today I applied for a new position at work.
The problem is I applied for the position as
"baby jesus"
Needless to say It flagged the attention of my supervisor.
The point?
Jesus is alive and well inside my email.
Earlier I brought a bran muffin to work, this is not your normal run of the mill sissy muffin.
Oh no.
This is real bran, the kind that comes with a timer so that you are deadly aware of how much time you have left to eat it before it turns to stone.
So here I type, 8 hours later with a bran new transmuted paper weight on my desk in the shape of a muffin.
Also earlier today I ate some organic grapes(non plastic) and as I made my way torwards the bottom of the bag I noticed that some of them came decked out in the lastest winter furs.
I though these must obviously be aliens from outer space because this is Arizona and its FREAKIN HOT!
Luckily I'm xenophobic and threw them away.
FYI:
It's so hot In Az that the even sidewalks sweat.
Life and the bad decesions we make.
Drinking is the root of drunken sex.
Taste my pain.bitch.
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Taste my pain.bitch.
Death in the house of Love.
love.
It's a place.
A smile.
Perhaps a face.
never guile.
-but-
Love.isn't Miles.
Cased in Steel
Or denials.
At the wheel. -- a non y mous
from ad busters july/aug issue.
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It's a place.
A smile.
Perhaps a face.
never guile.
-but-
Love.isn't Miles.
Cased in Steel
Or denials.
At the wheel. -- a non y mous
from ad busters july/aug issue.
Anya Bananya
"Well I want you to notice
To notice when I'm not around
And I know that your eyes see straight through me
And speak to me without a sound"
M-minus 27 days...
M.qoutes
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The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. Instead of diminishing evil, it multiplies it. Through violence you may murder the liar, but you cannot murder the lie, nor establish the truth. Through violence you may murder the hater, but you do not murder hate. In fact, violence merely increases hate. So it goes. Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that -M.L.K.
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To notice when I'm not around
And I know that your eyes see straight through me
And speak to me without a sound"
M-minus 27 days...
M.qoutes
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The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. Instead of diminishing evil, it multiplies it. Through violence you may murder the liar, but you cannot murder the lie, nor establish the truth. Through violence you may murder the hater, but you do not murder hate. In fact, violence merely increases hate. So it goes. Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that -M.L.K.
Sunday, June 20, 2004
Fathers Day.
To all the Fathers out there who love their children more than cheeese!
Respect.
I will always have a special place in my heart for
Jaden
Jessica
Thanks for Making this superhero feel loved.
Respect
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Respect.
I will always have a special place in my heart for
Jaden
Jessica
Thanks for Making this superhero feel loved.
Respect
Saturday, June 19, 2004
Arizona-Slayer of Snowmen.
Right now its 10000 degrees outside with 0% chance of rain.
Needless to say there is nay a snowman to be seen in sight or smell.
The other day I said to myself George W. Carver.
If I was a snowman what would I be doing right this minute?
Probably trying to make snowangels.
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Needless to say there is nay a snowman to be seen in sight or smell.
The other day I said to myself George W. Carver.
If I was a snowman what would I be doing right this minute?
Probably trying to make snowangels.
Friday, June 18, 2004
Lets talk about the basketball.
I could be weak,I could be senseless
You know I could be just like you - three days grace
ahem.
Last December I had sex with a lady.
We shall call her Jen..Yes I think that is what her pron name was.
she was about 5'6, long auburn hair, D's and a big booty for those of you who are curious.
This girl was a rebound.
What made this rebound significant was the fact that we had sex.
Now I had never had sex with a rebound before.
I guess "it was a dark and stormy night".
Normally when you go through a hard break up and your friends see you there lying in the gutter sleeping with the transients, sucking dick for crack.
They may tell you the easiest way to get over someone is to sleep with someone else.
They say Casanova himself used to hire hookers when he was hung up on a woman he couldn't get out of his head.
Of course I don't believe everything I hear but like I said before "It was a dark and stormy night".
And of course I didn't really want to sleep with her and even though previously I had stopped things between Jen and I when they were getting hot and heavy.
I know exactly what I was thinking.
Will this make me feel better?
So I tried it.
It didn't work.
Afterwards I felt empty like after a fat kid at a birthday party has devoured a tub of dryers ice cream.
Note that I felt like the tub of Dryers, notthe fat kid, Jen probably felt like the fat kid.
So to all of you out there who are able to use this method.
I salute you.
because this superhero just doesn't feel that's the answer to a broken heart.
unless of course you're Adriana...Lima
"It's a lonely rock and roll world" - the clash
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You know I could be just like you - three days grace
ahem.
Last December I had sex with a lady.
We shall call her Jen..Yes I think that is what her pron name was.
she was about 5'6, long auburn hair, D's and a big booty for those of you who are curious.
This girl was a rebound.
What made this rebound significant was the fact that we had sex.
Now I had never had sex with a rebound before.
I guess "it was a dark and stormy night".
Normally when you go through a hard break up and your friends see you there lying in the gutter sleeping with the transients, sucking dick for crack.
They may tell you the easiest way to get over someone is to sleep with someone else.
They say Casanova himself used to hire hookers when he was hung up on a woman he couldn't get out of his head.
Of course I don't believe everything I hear but like I said before "It was a dark and stormy night".
And of course I didn't really want to sleep with her and even though previously I had stopped things between Jen and I when they were getting hot and heavy.
I know exactly what I was thinking.
Will this make me feel better?
So I tried it.
It didn't work.
Afterwards I felt empty like after a fat kid at a birthday party has devoured a tub of dryers ice cream.
Note that I felt like the tub of Dryers, notthe fat kid, Jen probably felt like the fat kid.
So to all of you out there who are able to use this method.
I salute you.
because this superhero just doesn't feel that's the answer to a broken heart.
unless of course you're Adriana...Lima
"It's a lonely rock and roll world" - the clash
Thursday, June 17, 2004
M.quotes
No one can make it alone.
Do not treat people like they are disposable or They will act like they are disposable.
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everyone is used, archer , for some purpose or another.
The hope is to find the right purpose.
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Do not treat people like they are disposable or They will act like they are disposable.
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everyone is used, archer , for some purpose or another.
The hope is to find the right purpose.
Monday, June 14, 2004
The End of Days.
This superhero is bleeding
But you can't see his blood
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up
It's been raining since you left me
Now I'm drowning in the flood
You see I've always been a crimefighter
But without you I give up
I can't sing a love song
Like the way it's meant to be
Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore
But baby, that's just me
Now your pictures that you left behind
Are just memories of a different life
Some that made us laugh, some that made us cry
One that made you have to say goodbye
What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair
To touch your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm a man
When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he says the words you've been needing to hear
I'll wish I was him 'cause those words are mine
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But you can't see his blood
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up
It's been raining since you left me
Now I'm drowning in the flood
You see I've always been a crimefighter
But without you I give up
I can't sing a love song
Like the way it's meant to be
Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore
But baby, that's just me
Now your pictures that you left behind
Are just memories of a different life
Some that made us laugh, some that made us cry
One that made you have to say goodbye
What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair
To touch your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm a man
When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he says the words you've been needing to hear
I'll wish I was him 'cause those words are mine
Sunday, June 13, 2004
hey!
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
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Saturday, June 12, 2004
Hans off Man
Then he rustled his feathers, curved his slender neck, and cried joyfully, from the depths of his heart, “I never dreamed of such happiness as this, while I was an ugly duckling...
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working in tech support allows you to search the webs for hours looking for pictures like this one.
I am the one of the left.
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Happy birthday To the littlest Lopez.
Luis Turtle Style Lopez
Luis will be celebrating new levels of age and caffeination and cake and chips etc.
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working in tech support allows you to search the webs for hours looking for pictures like this one.
I am the one of the left.
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Happy birthday To the littlest Lopez.
Luis Turtle Style Lopez
Luis will be celebrating new levels of age and caffeination and cake and chips etc.
God comments here
I look at the cross and I look away.
I give you the gun and you blow me away...
-chino moreno
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I give you the gun and you blow me away...
-chino moreno
Friday, June 11, 2004
M.mail.
The greek god Dionysus sent me an email telling me "I'll see thee hang'd though ruttish motley-minded varlot for denying the sweet nectar."
Limity! This is what I get for not drinking.
Hey look I can get cheap tylenol to quicken these healing wounds.
But where's the viagra filling?
she's such a fortunate fool, she's just to good to be true, she's just a fortunate fool, she's just so mmmm mmmm mmmm- jack johnson
Agent Peabs is no more..
For those who were not blessed with the sweet mind nectar that was Rep. Peabs blog, I mourn your loss deeply like one who has lost their last finger on a jovial trek through the snowy himilayan mountains.
Recognize.
oo look I just won a Loui Vutton Bag and All I have to do is click here.
3$%&^^*$#!$^#&^&*^&* ahhhhhh HE#$%%^^%&%^*&^*&^*&*^&% NO$%$$%$#%%@%OOOOOOO%@$%$#
AIEEEEEE#%$$%$# %
5$%545
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qoute of the weeks-end
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"If I don't wake up naked, face down, and unaware of my surroundings then the night was a complete failure"-Jaden
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Limity! This is what I get for not drinking.
Hey look I can get cheap tylenol to quicken these healing wounds.
But where's the viagra filling?
she's such a fortunate fool, she's just to good to be true, she's just a fortunate fool, she's just so mmmm mmmm mmmm- jack johnson
Agent Peabs is no more..
For those who were not blessed with the sweet mind nectar that was Rep. Peabs blog, I mourn your loss deeply like one who has lost their last finger on a jovial trek through the snowy himilayan mountains.
Recognize.
oo look I just won a Loui Vutton Bag and All I have to do is click here.
3$%&^^*$#!$^#&^&*^&* ahhhhhh HE#$%%^^%&%^*&^*&^*&*^&% NO$%$$%$#%%@%OOOOOOO%@$%$#
AIEEEEEE#%$$%$# %
5$%545
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qoute of the weeks-end
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"If I don't wake up naked, face down, and unaware of my surroundings then the night was a complete failure"-Jaden
Thursday, June 10, 2004
Another soldier has sailed away
RIP
old friend
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update
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WHYYYYYY!!!!
A new leaf
Greetings friends
I have made a summer resolution.
no longer will I post comments on friends site that refer to everyone as being "my bitches" or leave nugglets of gold along the lines of "fuck you all"
NO longer will I post comments in the comment box when I am the first one explaining how I was the first to violate their post.
No longer will I refer to my readers as gaggaling gooses who gag on gargantuan geek brains.
or "my bitches bitches who bitch all day long like a bitch".
No,no friends that position has now been filled by jessica.
behold!
recognize
I won A million dollars today.
I recieved an email message a short moment ago
Congratulating me on winning a million us dollars.
It was from the SuperDuperInternationalMegafortune Lottery.
Here was my response.
Hey Jerkfaces!
Whats that on your face?
Exactly.
GO fuck yourself.
Love
George Clinton.
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I have made a summer resolution.
no longer will I post comments on friends site that refer to everyone as being "my bitches" or leave nugglets of gold along the lines of "fuck you all"
NO longer will I post comments in the comment box when I am the first one explaining how I was the first to violate their post.
No longer will I refer to my readers as gaggaling gooses who gag on gargantuan geek brains.
or "my bitches bitches who bitch all day long like a bitch".
No,no friends that position has now been filled by jessica.
behold!
recognize
I won A million dollars today.
I recieved an email message a short moment ago
Congratulating me on winning a million us dollars.
It was from the SuperDuperInternationalMegafortune Lottery.
Here was my response.
Hey Jerkfaces!
Whats that on your face?
Exactly.
GO fuck yourself.
Love
George Clinton.
Project:Ratatat
let me just take this time to recognize one of the coolest projects in a long time.
Ratatat
cup of tea,lemon and crackers ya'll
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Ratatat
cup of tea,lemon and crackers ya'll
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
The world is my cinnamon toast crunch.
hello gargling butt monkeys who gargle
I am here reporting to you live from building 4
I recently sent the grandZombie
on a mission for some complex lipid and protein strands.
I pray that he returns...today.........sooner than not.....within the hour...okay you get the picture.
Behold Agent Mulk as a rabbit
recognize...
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I am here reporting to you live from building 4
I recently sent the grandZombie
on a mission for some complex lipid and protein strands.
I pray that he returns...today.........sooner than not.....within the hour...okay you get the picture.
Behold Agent Mulk as a rabbit
recognize...
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
Sumo Wrestling love.
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I dreamed about her again today.
Looking back, she knew.
When I held her she would lay her head on my shoulder and lay there.
I knew someting was up and I would ask her what was wrong.
She would just stay silent with her head on my shoulder.
Sometimes on the weekend when I sleep on my lunch I dream shes right next to me smiling.
Oh hey look its my friend Sarah
I think shes going to sing.
Spend all your time waiting
for that second chance
for a break that would make it okay
there's always some reason
to feel not good enough
and it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
oh beautiful release
memories seep from my veins
let me be empty
oh and weightless then maybe
I'll find some peace tonight
In the arms of the angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you feel
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort here
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I dreamed about her again today.
Looking back, she knew.
When I held her she would lay her head on my shoulder and lay there.
I knew someting was up and I would ask her what was wrong.
She would just stay silent with her head on my shoulder.
Sometimes on the weekend when I sleep on my lunch I dream shes right next to me smiling.
Oh hey look its my friend Sarah
I think shes going to sing.
Spend all your time waiting
for that second chance
for a break that would make it okay
there's always some reason
to feel not good enough
and it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
oh beautiful release
memories seep from my veins
let me be empty
oh and weightless then maybe
I'll find some peace tonight
In the arms of the angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you feel
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort here
Monday, June 07, 2004
Anger.
Anger hostility torwards the opposition.
Well Looks like I am going going back to Floridian er Florida
on July 19-21 to see my daughter turn two years old.
Hey look hasselhoff just got busted for drunk driving....intresting.
I am going to go eat some indian food now.
Hello Jesus! Hey man Whaaaats up?
Raally? well yea I know you died for my sins?
mm okay, allright allright,I promise.
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Well Looks like I am going going back to Floridian er Florida
on July 19-21 to see my daughter turn two years old.
Hey look hasselhoff just got busted for drunk driving....intresting.
I am going to go eat some indian food now.
Hello Jesus! Hey man Whaaaats up?
Raally? well yea I know you died for my sins?
mm okay, allright allright,I promise.
Sunday, June 06, 2004
The Return of the blog of the week with Peabs Vengence!
Every once in a great while you will stumble upon a site so original,so real ,sofunny that you will single handedly praise to he/she who watches over us and thank them for stumbling upon such a great site...and then you wil go smoke pot again.
tears of joy ran down my face as I read this blog.Truly a masterpiece.
The envy of all other blogs.
BEHOLD The Blog of the week.
raising the level of blogs on the world wide slut.
Agent peabs
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tears of joy ran down my face as I read this blog.Truly a masterpiece.
The envy of all other blogs.
BEHOLD The Blog of the week.
raising the level of blogs on the world wide slut.
Behold for I am Capn fook!
I thought I would be nice and share these cool pics with all my bit...er readers/stalkers.
CERTIFIED
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CERTIFIED
Saturday, June 05, 2004
behold my stash!
I am
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Dear Susan, your gay!
Hello homophobic bitches with titty tassels who love to teabag.
So how does everyone feel about the draft?
what you didn't know?
That's okay I'm sure most young Americans have their head up their asses(not including me of course) as usual and didn't even know that starting next year the draft is being reinstated.
Fear not! Though kind and gentle readers for your truly boutrous boutrous gali am ineligible due to the cancerous tumor that invaded my corporeal body a little over a year and a half ago.
Live from Snizzlia!
P.S.
If you like black comedies? Go see Soul plane! That movie was the shit.And so was shrek 2 and so was your Mom.oops I didnt mean to let that out.wait.yes I did.
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So how does everyone feel about the draft?
what you didn't know?
That's okay I'm sure most young Americans have their head up their asses(not including me of course) as usual and didn't even know that starting next year the draft is being reinstated.
Fear not! Though kind and gentle readers for your truly boutrous boutrous gali am ineligible due to the cancerous tumor that invaded my corporeal body a little over a year and a half ago.
Live from Snizzlia!
P.S.
If you like black comedies? Go see Soul plane! That movie was the shit.And so was shrek 2 and so was your Mom.oops I didnt mean to let that out.wait.yes I did.
Friday, June 04, 2004
squirt milk out of her eyes
The plan
See the spanish guitar played out like your mom when Jesse and I go watch some dude play the spanish guitar.
Michael Winslow is in town from june 3-6 at the Improv In Tempe,AZ.
In case there are a bunch of you out there who had a brain spasm and have no clue as to what the hades I am talking bout
behold in all its Splendor below
peace hippies
update :
I didnt go see the spanish guitar played, Erica punked out.
Instead I went to a party, a party where someone ended up getting a chemical burn and I had to pour milk on them to help neutralize the burn.
Fear not they were taken to the hospital, and I had one of my new shirts ruined because of it.
I believe the fat lady has sung.
In other news My daughter is still somewhere in florida or Conneticut and her mom isn't returning my phone calls.
fuck that bitch.
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See the spanish guitar played out like your mom when Jesse and I go watch some dude play the spanish guitar.
Michael Winslow is in town from june 3-6 at the Improv In Tempe,AZ.
In case there are a bunch of you out there who had a brain spasm and have no clue as to what the hades I am talking bout
behold in all its Splendor below
peace hippies
update :
I didnt go see the spanish guitar played, Erica punked out.
Instead I went to a party, a party where someone ended up getting a chemical burn and I had to pour milk on them to help neutralize the burn.
Fear not they were taken to the hospital, and I had one of my new shirts ruined because of it.
I believe the fat lady has sung.
In other news My daughter is still somewhere in florida or Conneticut and her mom isn't returning my phone calls.
fuck that bitch.
Sabrina
Dear presidente!
Did you realize that the weapons of mass destruction are in Sabrinas Pussy?
The_awesome
She told me so and we all know that she never ever lies.
In other news Sabrina is going to get a middle finger tatooed on the front of her pootang.
see you in hell bitch ass.
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Did you realize that the weapons of mass destruction are in Sabrinas Pussy?
She told me so and we all know that she never ever lies.
In other news Sabrina is going to get a middle finger tatooed on the front of her pootang.
see you in hell bitch ass.
Thursday, June 03, 2004
The littlest giant
for Anya.
you have only been gone 10 days but already Im wasting away.
I know I'll see you again.
but I need you to know that I miss you.
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you have only been gone 10 days but already Im wasting away.
I know I'll see you again.
but I need you to know that I miss you.
Me and your girlfriend has sex last night
and it was good.
lookey lookey at the newly re-re designed site.yo.
some little intresting tidilly bits of information that I would love to share with you all go something like this.
1.sleep
A)when you wake up shower.
2.Drink
A)swallow the fluidly liquid goodness.
3.Dont read this site.
4.I am not on this earth to make Jessica happy.only me.unless......
devilisH grin
Peace
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lookey lookey at the newly re-re designed site.yo.
some little intresting tidilly bits of information that I would love to share with you all go something like this.
1.sleep
A)when you wake up shower.
2.Drink
A)swallow the fluidly liquid goodness.
3.Dont read this site.
4.I am not on this earth to make Jessica happy.only me.unless......
devilisH grin
Peace
Wednesday, June 02, 2004
Mulkula
| D | Delicious |
| O | Old |
| G | Great |
Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
and then he is
| G | Gentle |
| O | Orderly |
| D | Dangerous |
Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
what ever happened to?
| M | Mesmerizing |
| U | Unnatural |
| L | Lazy |
| K | Kind |
| U | Unreal |
| L | Loud |
| A | Adventurous |
Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
Friends who dont listen
Last night Jessica and I got into an argument about me and my drinking.
I told her that I was happy drinking because its better to be drinking than doing cocaine(like someone else I know) or smoking point(IMHO).Psst Yes I know I spelled it point.
I told her "fear not I can quit anytime I want to" and until I want to there will be no sense in trying to talk me out of it.
Then I told her if she wanted to make my life better, she could start by "stop drinking".
she declined.
Think of it more like a hobby that I am very dedicated to right now.
Update:
Hey hippy I Think evrything is going to be all right now that I yelled via the WWSlut.
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I told her that I was happy drinking because its better to be drinking than doing cocaine(like someone else I know) or smoking point(IMHO).Psst Yes I know I spelled it point.
I told her "fear not I can quit anytime I want to" and until I want to there will be no sense in trying to talk me out of it.
Then I told her if she wanted to make my life better, she could start by "stop drinking".
she declined.
Think of it more like a hobby that I am very dedicated to right now.
Update:
Hey hippy I Think evrything is going to be all right now that I yelled via the WWSlut.
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
M.life
"When Im with you I feel like I'm wrapped in a buttery tortilla" -Mulk
Well This Alcoholicness business is booming.
and So is Harrys Cooking.
My best friend "Harry" and I were hanging out on memorial day, doing you know superhero things and It turns out that he has gotten 6 more items added to the Menu.Long Haired Hippies need not apply.
Someone made a comment to the effect that he should have his own Menu.
I think He should.Starting Right Yesterday.
Oooh Did I tell you I fixed the internet and now all the Lopez boys can go back to being World Wild Sluts?Well I just did!
ooo I appear to be relocating some of my muscle mass to other areas of my body....like my ass! Sweet.I need to go drink more.
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serious
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I miss My daughter.
I miss her smile and I miss Her laugh.
I wish I hadnt shaved my chest.It Itches.
end of transmission
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Well This Alcoholicness business is booming.
and So is Harrys Cooking.
My best friend "Harry" and I were hanging out on memorial day, doing you know superhero things and It turns out that he has gotten 6 more items added to the Menu.Long Haired Hippies need not apply.
Someone made a comment to the effect that he should have his own Menu.
I think He should.Starting Right Yesterday.
Oooh Did I tell you I fixed the internet and now all the Lopez boys can go back to being World Wild Sluts?Well I just did!
ooo I appear to be relocating some of my muscle mass to other areas of my body....like my ass! Sweet.I need to go drink more.
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serious
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I miss My daughter.
I miss her smile and I miss Her laugh.
I wish I hadnt shaved my chest.It Itches.
end of transmission
lets talk about sex
Vivki wants jesse to hit it.
So that where I am taking his ass in 5 minutos.
I am not going to get any ass but thats okay because I dont want the ass that was offered to me.
Thats my the trend that my life has taken, If you dont want the pussy they want the Fan Wango..that must be what jesse calls his penis because thats what he told me to write.
also Lesbians are Dangerous and I stand by my statement earlier of them being me natural enemy.
No Jesse I will not hit "it", I have standards.
No I will not fuck standards for you.'
How about I introduce you two and you can "hit" it ?
Ladies and Gents Jesse has said "yea lets do it"
Earlier tonight we went to the Rogue bar and I drank a little bit of beer and so did Jesse and so did Erica and so Did D and so did C.....
Here you go Jesse!
He is going to write now and no more reading,,
jesse take the wheel
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Hey, I'm Jesse, I like it wet and juicyt so if any of you ladies wants to shell it out, serve up some raw tang, por ke mi kere komida semia de toto. Todos chicas dame tu chochas par mi faca.
MUI GRACIAS, Senceridad,
LONG Dong Jesse
Good job jesse
Im sure all the fine ladies are going to be calling you
In other News
Maria I love you!
Jesssica dont hate.....
Peace
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So that where I am taking his ass in 5 minutos.
I am not going to get any ass but thats okay because I dont want the ass that was offered to me.
Thats my the trend that my life has taken, If you dont want the pussy they want the Fan Wango..that must be what jesse calls his penis because thats what he told me to write.
also Lesbians are Dangerous and I stand by my statement earlier of them being me natural enemy.
No Jesse I will not hit "it", I have standards.
No I will not fuck standards for you.'
How about I introduce you two and you can "hit" it ?
Ladies and Gents Jesse has said "yea lets do it"
Earlier tonight we went to the Rogue bar and I drank a little bit of beer and so did Jesse and so did Erica and so Did D and so did C.....
Here you go Jesse!
He is going to write now and no more reading,,
jesse take the wheel
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Hey, I'm Jesse, I like it wet and juicyt so if any of you ladies wants to shell it out, serve up some raw tang, por ke mi kere komida semia de toto. Todos chicas dame tu chochas par mi faca.
MUI GRACIAS, Senceridad,
LONG Dong Jesse
Good job jesse
Im sure all the fine ladies are going to be calling you
In other News
Maria I love you!
Jesssica dont hate.....
Peace
