Prime Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 23, 29

So on a sidenote it seems like 75% the people I've been meeting lately are all fond of the the crack rock.

note: I am not down with the crack rock or any drug other than Alcohol.
A drug I have well under control and some might say symbiotic relationship.

Only once have I blacked out from drinking to much and when I did,I puked(see anniversary post) and I did it on a friends shoes and then told them "Hey just because I'm drunk doesn't mean I dont know what Im doing" which we all know is only muttered when you are completely wasted and have no idea what you are doing.

I often allude to looking for drugs but my drugs are complex carbs,lipids,proteins and the stimulant known as caffeine which is usually in my tea.

I love waking up in the morning with a song in your head.
It's like having your own personal cd player except hardwired into your head.
Devil in Jersey city was my soundtrack today.
scream loud scream sayonara
sweet josephine will you follow me home
scream loud scream sayonara

Halloween will be here soon.
Halloween is my christmas.
Tomorrow I will start decorating all the cubes around me with spiders, ghosts and pumpkins.
I have taken 3 days off to go to Hollywood/La with my future ex-wife Jessica for Halloween.
Then I realized that Anya is old enough to go trick or treating now!

So I plan to take the bus back on Sunday morning to get back to Az in time to spend it with her.
Or not got at all.

Sayonara suckers!

Do you know what today is?
Today marks a special day for the Mulk.
Its my anniversary.
My bloggerversary.

Sk8er to some
Father to one
All around good fun.

Basic info about the Mulk.

Status: Percolating/Single as in no hoosies
Body Type: 5' 11" / 180 lbs-More to love!
Ethnicity: American Mexican
Religion: Mulkism/ Christianity/Taoism
Sign: Scorpio
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Education: In college
Occupation: Techsupport Ninja
Age:23 years and counting!

The ladies.

My baby:Anya



I want you to notice
to notice when i'm not around
and i know that your eyes see straight through me
and speak to me without a sound

I want to hold you
protect you from all of the things I've already endured
I want to show you
Show you all the things that this life has in store for you
I'll always love you.

My future ex wife: Jessica

I dont want to know you name
I just want to bang bang bang
we fight all the time, but she loves me.
westside till we die or get to drunk.



My mistress who will cause the divorce: Jaden



My slut in San jose.
The woman who introduced me to AOL err Sangria, I meant Sangria!
The first blogger in my links to recieve the blog of the week award.
The coveted prize which has been dispensed only a handful of times.
She will live in pantless infamy forever.
Cry for slut!
HARD!
I bow before her lushness and her hotness.
She would be on my drinking team and San jose would never be the same!
The power of the slut runneth over.

EX.

...Find me...Stalk me...Heart me...
You guys are some sick mutherfuckers, the whole lot of you.
I mean shame on you for deliberately Googling phrases like
"pimp balls"
And shame on me for allowing myself to be found in such a way.
Whatever. I love it.

Wanna know what else brought you fuckers here? Well how's about some...

"anal is the new black"
"mr. delicious cat pizza"
"mom brought me speedos"
"lionel ritchie the jehovah witness"
"in the jungle the creepy jungle homer rides a freak"
"vanessa marcil with her stump"

The Awesome


The morningstar.
The most loved.

Everytime I read her site its like....
Do you remember what it's like the to be in lust?
Like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
That indescrible feeling of a thousand fire ants doing the hokey pokey underneath
your skin.
yea.... its kinda like that.

Ex from her blog.

Sometimes, when I am alone in my own head I chant to myself. I say, "I am in love
with myself." I say is like forty-five thousand times. Like a mantra. When I drive in
my car, when I should be working, when I peel an orange I remind myself of my self
obsession. Then I will look at a stranger and say "I am a hog." That is how unstable
I am. At least I don't call the police everyday and tell them I am being burned by
lasers. I am not that "Laser Lady"* and that is kinda comforting.
or Dear readers, I guess that means I need to hire more hitmen. I also need to cover
my body in honey and let strangers lick it off.

I fell in love with her before I knew how big her boobs were.
Her site I mean.
(note: Sabrina would like to me to point out that this is an inside joke)

Sabrina was the second person to recieve the blog of the week award and the
second person to call me once I put up my number.
The first we talked I thought she was kind of lame but luckily she came through.

Fear the day we meet readers for it will be a day of drunken debauchery and cancer....
I could fill an entire page of why I lover her (site) so much but you will just have to
experience the sheer might of "The awesome" yourself.
Note to Jeff: I hate you

My mythical symbol is the .....

Spoon!


which means you can use me to dig a tunnel to safety if you are ever imprisoned
by nazis in a POW camp.

People who have called me off the internet
In chronological order:

Jaden
The Awesome
Cabbage Rabbit
Arielle(from myspace)

Only the rabbit has stopped communication.
Her loss.
She recently got in a car accident and I wish her the best.

Farthest Person I have befriended off of blogger:
Tommi
Who is from far east india but is now residing stateside in philly!

random facts about me:
I can name all the girls I have made out with.
I had my first real kiss when I was 5.
she was older than me.
I have a very good memory when I am in a relationship.
My first language was spanish.
I have very strong ankles.
I have never sprained my ankle(s)
I have thrown up once in the last 16 years.
Alcohol was involved.
I love to read.
I wrote this inbetween taking calls at work.
I have never been more right than when I realized I was wrong.
I knew alot about our solar system when I was young.
I wanted to be an astronaut when I was little.
Then I saw the shuttle explode.
I love my job but it gets boring sometimes.
Like Jaden I have won so much stuff off the radio I actually have not picked up one prize.
I love to wear vans shoes.
Korn has only played "daddy" a handful of times live, The last time they played it I witnessed it.
It was very creepy and moving.
Thrice is currently my favorite band.
I dont know the name of my favorite book.

M thoughts.
I have lost a lot of people in my life this year.
but even through all this nothing will ever make me miss last year.
I have learned more about myself in the last two months that in my entire 23 years on this earth.
My butt itches and I shall scratch it.
Heres to a new era with bright lights and pimp powder.

my favorite post:

she clung to him as they lay in his bed.
"I love you" she said
he leaned in close and whispered in her ear.
"I love you to" and then he proceded to make snorting noises in her ear.
They laughed and hugged each other tighter till she gasped for air and let go.
"Finally" she said "Its about time"

DO you remember?" he said "the first time we fell asleep together"
and "we fell asleep kissing each other" they both said at the same time

and when I woke up in the morning our lips were still locked.
best nights sleep ever! he proclaimed!
he looked at her and whispered close "we fit, like you were my puzzle piece"


Fin?
Never I plan to use this site for as long as I can.
This is my shred of the internet.
I will stop using it when they pry it from my cold dead hands or the WWW explodes like I predict next year.






What did you say?

This is where the anniversary post with go.
but its not done yet and is going through the final reviews by my elite blog team.
peace

truthfully yours

{M}

I wake up with half an hour to get to work.
I find my brother passed out probably drunk in the hallway in his boxers snoring like a lion.
I had one missed call from him @ 3:02 AM....
The mystery thickens.

People who post their phone numbers on the internet expect prank calls.I know I do.
tsk tsk.

I am working on my anniversary post which will be lengthy and involve lost of pictures.

I am tired and I am going to the rapid fire show.
damn its only my tuesday.

4 days to go.

5 days till my one year anniversay people!

expect a very long and detailed post about the sorrid history of the man who shouted Mulk at the heart of blogger!

there is new blood in tech support.
we are under investigation.
Someone recieved a voice mail last night of me reading an excerpt from the velveteen rabbit.
they art awesome.(hint)

so last night while I was playing in the park with anya and my cousins
a little black boy looked up to me while I was standing aloft,pointed and called me daddy.
while a smile crept to my face and his mom laughed.
I thought "Where is your dad?"
the little boy ran torwards me with me arms outstretched crying daddy,daddy.
He obvisously wanted to play so jumped down to say hello and then he smiled, reached down into the ground and threw sand at me!~

you little bastard! I thought! and I chuckled to myself.
his mom apologized to me and remarked how he is a hellion.
Its cool I said and then turned to the little boy and saiid"son, sand make no friends"
his response was to throw more sand at me.
hahaha.

on monday I saw sky captain and on the way back I helped a man push his car out of traffic and into the dennys by my house.

I went to the bar later and went up to ladies and told them "Hi, I'm a ninja and went waaaaa into a ninja stance!"
So far my best conversation starter to date...

oh and by the way I am a ninja
WAAAAAA!

Some of my fellow bloggers received some non-drunken dials last night.
If you would like a drunken dial at odd hours of the morning feel free to call my cell phone number located in the upper right hand corner of this blog.
yes that is my cell # number for reals
so far only 3 brave souls have ventured forth to take destiny into their own hands and ride the adventure that is Mulk Masterpiece theatre.

El nina is here and we are going to the park to hone our ninja skills exepct a full report manyana peeps.

the mexi-can hulk

Mulk

well I have returned exhausted but serene.
there is something about hearing childrens laughter that fills one with a contentment that is best described as heaven.
anya is to tired to even eat and we have been fighting while I try to get her to eat some protein instead of just carbs.
I will have to remember that for tomorrow
1 hour is the limit, non 2 hours, its to much for her...

so yea I forgot.
Frankly people
let me take this time to invite you all to a little place called
myspace its free, its fun and if you are a women then you watch men tell you how hot you are and bla blah blah.

I have alredy got two bloggers to join
Darth Poopa and
Jedi Tommi.
muhaahha

Last night I was a boring old ninja and I rearranged my room to have more room and now as a consequence It is a roomier room of merriment and glee.
and naked chicks.
teehee.

this shift change isn't so bad but I do hate getting out when the rest of the world is going home.
Traffic is not something this ninja is used to.

of an more importantly
RIP johnny ramone!

so last night I bear witness to a marvelous comedic show.
I'm rich biatch! Tour at the Tempe Improv
Featuring the great likes of Charli Murphy,Bill burr and donell rawlings.
It was hillarious.

more to post later...I am still waking up.

Today I woke up with "A flavor house atlantic" by Coheed & Cambria in my head.
Good eye sniper, you shoot I run ooohh ohhh
now I have Reptilia stuck in my head by that horrible band the strokes.
I like Replitlialaliaaia a lot though.
and now I am listening to Morrison poe's
Pearl necklace.
Open me up inside Take me for a little ride Let me know just what you like I’ll be your bitch and do what’s right

Today is turning out to be the greatest day in the world.

Scene:ritzy dinner place in the future

Man:excuse me waiter!
waiter: yes sir how may I assist you?
Man: sir, there was a hair in my food
Waiter: sir, we do not have human cooks,we use robots
Man:Really......?

Waiter:yes
Man: well than I refuse to pay for this?
Waiter: sir?
Man: yes I refuse to eat food made by non human hands.

oh yes this could very well be the scene in the future.
oh yes

So yesterday
my little sex trophy and I chased each other in the backyard ala tag
but with the garden hose.
Like all toddlers she loves water and she loves to run around in it, feel it between her little chango toes and accidently spray herself in the face.

The most annoying kid brother also decided to join us in our superhero games.
so we splisheed and we splashed and sploshed all over the backyard.
We have a slide in the backyard so I got my brother to hold the hose over the slide while I put her on top and sent her swoosing down the slide.
she did not like this however and got scared.
So that was the end of that.

Then I feed her grapes and organic fig newtons to help revitalize her.
My labret ball had popped off so I had to go buy another one of those which sucks because who wants to pay 10 dollars for a tiny ball?
I know I dont.
Then upon my return with a vengance we went and picked up my little sister from work.
all in all a most awesome day spent playing with my daughter and fattening her up like a good like chonky.

Oh and later night Poop,my brother Gurg and I helped usher in a new era of drinkng for my brother Chubs who turned 21.
It was sick.
and he got sick a minute before 1am.
It was....Amazing.

1 year later..I think.

has so much really changed?
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Tod the fox: Copper, you're my best friend.
Copper the hound: and you're mine too.
Tod: and we'll always be friends forever.
Copper: yea forever.

So.....My david Chapelle DVD is officially missing.

I thought maybe it got lonely and It went to go visit its parents.
That was over two weeks ago.
Everyday I check my mailbox for some kind of letter or postcard from it.
nada, zilch,nothing empty like well....you get the point.
My heart, it pines, oh does it pine.

I promised myself I wouldnt cry....
I must keep the faith.

Movie reviews.
I saw resident evil 2
I liked it but nowhere near as scary as the first one.
It's more like a setup for the 3rd one
ah
2 dings out of a dong.
peace


did I mention how much I love online banking and payments?
Well I just did.

So earlier in this night I went to The rogue with my boy Alan.
A mutual friend of ours Beth was more than kind by shuttling us to thie establishment for 50 cents Pabts blue ribbon.

Once there we met up with my friends Harley and ms Cock blocker.
Ms cock blocker decided to shower me with compliments but I told her to talk to my fist,
face first.

Now the rogue was kind of dead tonight ladies wise and I really didnt meet or see anyone who I didnt already know except for...

All the girls my faux g/f asked to be in a 3some.
Now there were alot of roller derby girls there tonight so the odds were against us.
but we prevailed.

Now during the course of this night once I realized that it was going to be a long night unless I found a way to amuse myself.
Statistically 1 out of 10 girls will sleep with you.
So I knew we were going to win when my drunken friend and I Lisa decided to go up to girls and ask them to be in a 3some with us.
A friend asked her what she would do if they said yes
She said "I would run away scared"
I said "I will not, I'll be all like so what ar you doing(joey voice)"

So yea after 7 girls and 4 couples
On the 8th try we found a girl who was down and took down my friends number.
This girl was very excited at the prospect.
So I decided to see how far this would go tonight...
Well Im blogging arent I?
Exactly...

and now Im off to bed to let u think about different ways to amuse yourself when bored and drunk at a bar.

this has been agent Mulk.
Post post
I bought a new album by a band called hum.
They are sick.
I also bought a brown beanie for my brother with a big picture of a beaver on it.
yea...

I love beavers!
Dont you?

some of you may remember the other parts to my short story that swept the blogosphere with an vengance not seen since johnny blazes was ghost rider.
I hope you enjoy this part of thestory as much as I did writing this part.
good lord I sound needy.
Anyways peace hippes
oh and I dedicate this to my bloge muse
the awesome
"stars will cry Sabrina, your blog is the moment I live for"

In the distance you could heard the war drums of the enemy and the skies were alive from the fires of their burning emblem, their mark of victory, their sweet travesty on the land and her people.
Beyond the great divide, deep in the forest ,the lands final majestic elite howled in defiance.
The voice a of a thousand sons and daughters crying for retribution trampaling into to the enemies camp on the great wings of the night breeze.
So great their tenacity that those in the front lines of the enemy were unable to rest in their tents and those sleeping awoke in a cold sweat with the lingering impression of deaths cold touch brushing their lips.

The enemies virile campaign had spread through the great nation consuming all who stood in its path to manifest salvation.
Desecration,mastication of her resources,reconstructing of her fair face into a pocked
land of foreign dieties and funeral pyres for the trials and tribulations of foreign ghosts.

Our hero stood at her side.
Come with me he asked quitely
This is the last battle they will fight and it will be lost.
We can continue this fight on together in another land with greater resources at our disposal.

she turned to him in the moon light and her eyes gleamed the jade green that they always did when she had made her mind up.
You once told me to never abandon the things you love.
I love this land and I will defend it until the life has slipped from my body and it is broken beyond repair.
Tomorrow shall be my day to lay me love on the land.
Would you stand in my way for such a thought?

No, no I would not he breathed out through his mouth slowly.
Taking his sword and plunging it into the ground.
He felt the curse waiting in its hilt where it had lain dormant since his arrival on this earth.
The great the love and the spirit of the land
driving it into hiding and allowing him a small reprieve when he slept at night.
but it was still their
waiting patiently, knowing that the forces of the land would lose and it would be free to torment again.

And that is why you know you must go and I must stay she continued.
Fate has blessed us by crossing our paths and giving us joy if but not for a small amount of time.
Destiny has ordained that this time would be bitter sweet as with the ending of one story so will a greater story commence anew.

When you leave tonight remember the love that we shared in the this battle and in the nights in our tents.
Fiercely burning for all the world to bathe in its joy.
If we both perish here, love will not lose just one great elite.
It will lose two and it will be robbed from its proliferation in the form of your descendants and the descendents of those who hear your story.

Love is a fragile thing and it needs more love to grow and conquer.
So take my love and in the darkness hold onto it.
Know that our love ever brief burned among the brightest.
you will be free again one day.

their eyes locked,
his lips press against her forhead..

They say posting pictures of yourself on your blog increases the amount of hits because people have something a little bit more tangible.


The last days have been hectic and I am dreaming alot lately and playing my guitar.
my fingers are worn
Peace

The world is mine,indeed

I am reading Bill cosbys book
Fatherhood
Its way better than the book I read from Jerry Seinfeld.(seinlanguage)
Let me show you a letter I wrote to him earlier in the day.

Dear Mr.B.Cosby

you are god.
Do you need someone to die?
because I am looking for someone to kill

your faithful servant

Eduardo.
Ps.
Thats not my real name but since your god I know you know....that.
Pss
Please send me a million dollars.


Cosby is god.
Thats right I said it.
bitches.


Jessica
WTF are you doing calling me at 12:40 in the morning?
and no voice Female?
no sweet loving words to coax me from the dreamin in the morning?
I am thinking of a four letter word
and It starts with an S and it ends with an uck!
Slut!

This is one of my shorter work weeks since my days have changed off again
I only work 3 days this week.
Send me an Angel, right now,right now
Send me an Angel, right now, right now
don't give up, you can be lucky at love

Fellow supercitizens
I have confirmed the cock blocking and must now prepare for war.
Those who stand in the way of my happiness are the enemy.

Resident Evil 2 opens today and I shall be blessed by it supreme glory later today.
Have I told you how much I hate the zombies?
well I do
Cant stand them, smelly filthy brain stealing vagabonds.

You know In Az zombies would be screwed with our intense heat.
They would break down and choke on their own filthy black hearts filled
not with blood like you and me but black as night ichor.

Now If you excuse me I gots to go clean the batcave because battyliness is cleanliness.

P.s.
Jesus is like a fungus.
They killed him and he rose..again.
hmmm...

Zombie fungus jesus?
scary...

WTF?
I am awake and back from incubus..barely
I am tired and mildly gassy
j/k aye que malo!

I am flippin tired.
I am fliping hungry.
I am flippen out.
my leg right now is twitching,I am drinking caffeinted silk that flows into my belly with rippling abs and soaks through the inner lining of its walls allowing for a quick release into my blooooood.

finally, my stupid account was messing up and not allowing me to publish
Recognize bitches.

update on the girl who I sent her flowers.
Nada, nothing, zero, zilch.
no phone call.

and on top of that a friend of mine who shall now refer to as Skank is cock blocking me from hooking up with her friend.
Time to go jack the number from her cell phone.
nah, I'll just wait till we meet up again, corner her and then pounce on her in front of the stupid cock blocking hoe who is pretending to be my amiga.

Im freakin tired
peace

If your my girl,
I will give you the state.
If your my wife,
I will give you the world.

If you can't accept that, then be happy with the state
your in.

Who licked your ear and your knee
who made you laugh till you peed and held you close
who listened to every word like it was wrapped in chocolate.

I did
and I still would
mIf not for you then for someone else.

Im no angel but I'm far from a devil.

Meet me in outerspace
We could spend the night, watch the earth come up
I've grown tired of that place, wont you come with me
We could start again

I will hold you close, If your afraid of heights
I need you to see this place, It might be the only way
That I can show you how, it feels to be inside of you


someday I will finally be able to play that song for a very special lady
until then,

Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum
and I'm all out of bubble gum.

this is agent mulk
making time for sappy egotistical rants
live from a spyware infected computer.

her:Thats weird , I've never seen this before..

Me: Thats called intelligence, I highly suggest you hold on to it.

click.....dialtone

I changed her username in my call history so that way she can't track it back to me.
muhahaha

lesbians are the enemy, they desire what I want, there is no middle ground with them

you know people if you are going to drive somewhere why the hell would you drive slower on purpose?

Since my car is broke down my ass has to get a ride.
The morning is not a time to play mechanic with the car, trying to decipher all the weird sounds that it may or may not be making.
Do that shit on your own time.
Nor is it a time to be doing 35 in a 45 or waiting for the light that just turned green to turn yellow by slowing down.

Damnit, I was 1 minute late to work today.
This could have been easily prevented by following the natural speed of the other cars.
or IfI had gotten up earlier and left earlier but seriously I live 7-8 mins from work and I Left with 12 minutes.

I know this, so boom you.

So this is how my day started, hoping that I wasn't going to be late due to the lack of acceleration on my drivers part.
and then being one flipping minute late.

Then, on top of that, my first call is from Mary S.
Mary S. is feared in Tech support for her lack of cognitive abilities.
So I double tapped that slut.
peace Mary
I hope J.C. loves you

because we in the upper divisions of Tech Support do not.

Mr Poopshute and I last night parlayed with absinthe.
Which is why the the last post reeks of wormwood.
While learning the chinese game go?
do you know?
It's a very mentally stimulating game and I daresay It's way funner than checkers or chess...and less racist

to me.
and now I am addicted and I told joey that if he ever does this to me again.
I will have to kill him...until hes ded

P.S. Bill Cosby is my hero.

I am drunk on the sinthe right about now the funk souls brother

right bout now the funky soulness is running though me.

anywas

somestimes you miss
and somestime syou hit..

peace

Today on this hallowed of eves I shall present you the reader(s) with some vernacular that you might not currently employ, but you shall....
hence forth utilizing these "big words".

Prolapse- when you are the slowest man in the 1600 and all those pro lapse yo ass.

Exoteric-The beefed up cosmic version of the Tarot deck.

highlight below to learn the real secret meanings.
















sweet huh? happy labor day!

I promise to rebuild the world with blood, pain, and legal cannabis that is undectable in conventional drugs tests.

That is my platform
Who's with me!

P.s.

I never inhaled

Today is so far nice and sloowwww.
Just like it should be so I can read all the blogs I have linked and search for new
onez and get paid to surf and d/l music and watch videos and pron and all other
things internet related.

Monday here in the states is Labor Day and like all American Holidays is
one of paradox, because we celebrate it by non work.
We should just change it to "Drunk Day" or "Barbeque Day" or "Hamburger/Steak
Day or "sit in traffic for a really long time trying to get back home from being out of
town Day"

Yes, I think that would be more approrpriate.
Labor day is truly a day of celebration.
That is unless you work for some crummy job that doesn't pay you time and a half
on such a wonderful day of celebration.
Thankfully however I do not!
I love the corporate world, it's sick to get paid for days you don't work.

Yesterday after fighting injustice and Aliens trying to take over in the dream world,
Anya and I went to the store whose name we shall not speak and Whole(some)
Foods.
At Whole Foods I found her some assorted snacks to munch on in between her
crime fighting.
SuperTods have got to eat to you know.
Especially since she hasn't been eating as many solid foods since she went to
Florida.
Then we were off to Wal-Mart where we rescued some diapers and new toys.
A bag of mega-blocks and a big bouncy ball.
Then back home to celebrate beforethe altar of the Laundry gods.

The night before was spent Defending the honor of Darth Lish with fellow Jedi Darth
Trevor from some little sk8er miscreants who were trying to get her to kiss their
paper cut out dinosaur head.
I chastized them for having such menial goals and screwed up priorities and quickly scripted one into a very tiny walnut shell.

"See, shes laughing, at you, what kind of woman wants a man who is trying to get
her to kiss a paper cut-out dinosaur head, Frankly you should be trying to get her to
kiss you on the lips but I can assure you, that's not going to happen"

"son, your prioraties are wacky like that tabaccy you were smoking earlier"

Trevor was not as subtle and introduced the fellows homoerotic companion to his fist,
face first.
Then after that party ended we parted ways and I found myself at a new party this
time sorrounded by punk rockers, scenesters and rock a billies and betties.
It was lame.
So I left.

The English girls return on monday and we will be drinking and partying!
Huzzah!

I am reading a book called the power tactics of jesus christ and other essays
second coming err edition.
by jay haley

I just saw th papa roach video for "getting away with murder"
typical rock video, lots of hot extras, boobs, boobs and it looks like the boys have lost some weight?

Incubus is here on tuesday and I am going with quite an eclectic entourage of friends and my sister.

Thats all folks

I have found that you can find happiness in slavery-nin

Life is...
life isn't

but whats important is that you make the most of what you've got.

I am happy, but not as happy as I could be..

I envy the people who know what they want to do with their life.
I just want to be the best at what I do for the rest of my life.
Now If I could just find that everything would be swell, maybe I'll just try being the best father I can be for now.

so today is my day off.
There is much lamenting at work due to this little tiddly bit.
fear not loyal co-workers for I shall return soon...

I sent her flowers today.


Last night I met 3 lovely gals from England
Lizzy,victoria and Tiff.
It's to bad they are on their way to san diego right now.
Otherwise I would probably be picking their foreign minds right now.
for information of course...

Tonight I shall drink absinthe from the land of mayonaise and easter bunnies.
mm Illegal drinks...delicous...

I think its time to grab my sk8board and sk8 into the sun.

so there is this girl at my work that I have been lusting after for quite some time now and it's been eating me up.
I want to hump her so bad I'm dreaming about...the licking,sucking and screaming.

I didn't want to just go up to her and be all "hey how are you doing?" because I knew after I said that I would choke.
Plus it's @ work and you have to be ever watchful at work.ever.

So these past two weeks I have been looking for poetry online and songs that would properly convey the way I feel for this chica.
Something! but all I found was really lame crappy love poetry and all the songs that are right on the money are pretty damn ex-plicit.

screw that(literally),damn hippy lippy love songs, Im just trying to let her know "hey I want to hump you!
Is that so bad?

Yesterday I finally found my muse.
"sweet dreams" by bon jovi.
and she just walked by right now! going to the break room and I started coughing.
Damn I almost fell out of my chair.

I also thought about making her a little oragami godzilla with the song inside but Oragami godzilla takes to long, long, long time to build for a ninja with limited oragami skills.
ra!

work is to damn busy.
I took a bajillion calls yesterday.

oh and I pierced my labret9(sic?) last night.

I'm kinda dense this morning -S.W.

yes, im sure......., when you call tech supprt don't insult yourself, it only feeds our frustration with your lack of computer skills.

like my bro with my lack of writing skills.(see Jedi-G)

In fact here is a list of what you should be:

1) respectful
2) listen
3) don't read to us everything you see on your screen unless we ask you to.
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My bamboo tree is flourishing, this brings me great joy.
Does anyone know what the chinese charli brown character is called?
you know the one with a K on his basball hat and instead of brown or black rhombuses across his shirt they are green?
anyone?

my head hurts real bad right now and today is my thursday.sigh

damn I just lost my review on this ladies album.
butterfly boucher
review coming soon

I'm going to order a turkey sandwich online now.