Prime Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 23, 29

I am off to slay the Dragon.

Readers,fans,stalkers,Jaden.
This blog is going on Hiatus.

Lately there has been much "gowth" in "My Life" and frankly Blogger crapping out on me when I have really, really meaningfull thoughts I would like to share with all of my internet friends is making me very, very frustrated.

This is unacceptable.

I am also going to redesign the site again with some help.


So I am turning away from ranting and directing my energy to reading your site and showering the Mulklove on all my fellow bloggers.

So expect comments bitches, expect so many comments you'll think to yoursef "Damn, I am the shit"

Or maybe "I am awesome" and you know what?
you are!

see you in 2005!

I did not pee next to a girl who was washing out her mouth with toothpaste since she did to much coke.
I did not give her my number when she asked for it so we could hang out later.
I did not drink at this party.
I did not drunk dial my blog mistress and the awesome.

I did not pass out while watching the dark crystal.
I was not rudely awoken 15 minutes later.
I did not work an 11 hour day.
I did not work more than 60 hours this week.

I did not write this post.
I did not approve this message.

update: I just saw Darth Zombo
who sits next to me do yoga BUT this was not any yoga I have ever seen!

kids in my era were weened on sugar coated cereals, my little ponies, super transforming robots, men covered in sleek metal spandex flying through space. Growing up in a age when we watch over a thousand murders in a week on tv, women are protrayed as helpess vixens in distress,while roided men solve conflicts with extreme prejuidice without a care to those they hurt around them.


Some of us are stil sleeping but some of us are waking.

damn you stupid IE and my attempt to push you till you break.
note: I just lost half an hours worth of text.

So I was thinking to myeslf the other day.
Why is it such a big deal to change diapers?
Do you like the fact that your child is sitting in their own defecation?
Do you like the fact that your kids crap is rapidly burning their fair skin?
Why do you think monkeys fling that shit!

To those parents who complain, your day is coming oh yes it is.
Just wait till your in some cheap old person home.
Sitting in your own juices unable to maintain.


"We must find the strength for a new movement"

I thought it was too good to be true
i found somebody who understands me
someone who would help me get through
and fill an emptiness i had inside me
but you kept inside and i just denied
somethings that we should have both said
i knew it was too good to be true
'cause i'm the only one who understands me...

--M.thoughts--

"If love can't save you, how can it destroy you?"
I thought I had a stalker but it turned out to be me.
Damn my cog abilities.

This is my 602nd post inside this beautiful digital medium.
I live in the 602.
We have a six hundred million and two, count that two cheesecake ninjas furiously working deep into the early morning, doing extensive testing on the remains of "superman" to see if he really could fly, shoot lasers froom his eyes and breathe his winterfresh breath of ice fun.

I'll bet Supermans breath never stink,stank, stunk?



Represent for all my homies.
Has anyone seen my evian bottle?

P.s. I like how smart girls are smart and witty in that witty way and even FUNNIER then men!ha!

I think I am allergic to Fridays.

---M.thoughts--

If people just listened to people who are smarter then them, then you can learn to make your own light instead of having to steal theirs.

I got lay..err payed today!
woot,woot.

I know that you know what I know but more in that knowing way that you know and I don't give a figgity.

Scorpios tend to dislike:
Shallow Relationships -true dat
Flattery and Flattering -I have made great strides in this area.

Ladies and Gentlemen
My birthday is coming up
I will turn the great 24!
24 hours in day

All are invited:
but that means you would have to shoot me an email if you want my address
or better yet comment on a post with your email address and I will send you directions.

November 19, 1483 - Martin Luther - Religious Leader- November 19, 1938 - Ted Turner - Celebrity November 19, 1962 - Jody Foster - Actress November 19, 1908 - Alistair Cooke - TV Host R.I.P.

oh and billy the kid is born on my birthday as well.

update: my ass is still at work. and its 615pm.
woah mulky

Sometimes when I'm at work I jump up from my chair in my cube,and I re-enact secenes from spinal tap but with a side of Mulk.
Playing the greatest air guitar that my work has ever seen while lip singing to the the cd silently spinning in my digital cradle.

I don't think I have to tell you this makes my cube mates a little nervouse when I have one foot on my chair holding my cell phone mike in one hand while me and freddy merucry are belting out rock songs out with our cocks out.

I think I might have a visit from the HR fairies.
That's okay though because when they show up I'm going to tell them that I am "The Hulks long lost brother and I will "Smash the puny humans".

I am a champion.
and I am going to smash "you"


Post post:
I just got back from celebrating the drunken ska party that is cheerleaders with my fellow co-peons.
I am still drunk...
I rule and you, we'll you are sober and I'm sure you may wish you had a drink ot two or 3 or 4.
here;s to drunke escapades on the last day.

Last night I was kidnapped by a doe eyed friend of mine named jess and our mutual associate Ash.
They enjoed the shesha(sic) and I enjoyed the food at a little Oasis in Tempe.
Then I bore witness to the great horror b movie
FLESH OF THE BEAST!
It was so scary I had to sleep with my teddy bear.
For only sleeping 2.5 hours I am remarkabley calme and alert.
I they they are on to me.
I must be ever vigilant.

1st I would like to talk about the premier "smart chica" In my life right now.
This girl is like a mini-gun on steroids, the punisher with a vagina.
Shes got so much ammunition in her head she should probably look into patenting the different hemispheres of her brain.

When she finally figures out what she is going to do with her life.
She will rule.
The last time you popped a pill was back in the summer time,
biatch.

And the band marches on.
Kerry won the debate hands down.
He wavered a little bit during the education questions and If my mom wasn't a teacher I would have to say he would have dominated during that portion of the debate.
The fact is: Americas education is still screwed and Bush even though had very compelling "answers" on how good of job he is doing, has not done a good job in making sure that "no child is left behind".

During this debate Kerry gave very clear answers backed up with examples on pretty much everything.
The only thing I didn't like was that he brought his mom into his closing argument.
The game has been upped and bush is like a slack jawed yokel.

Today My mom went to go show support and demonstrate with her fellow educators at the tempe town lake.
My mom is very exicited about this election since
This will be the 1st election my mom will be able to vote in since waiting patiently for all the red tap to clear so that she could become a citizen of the united states of america.

--M.thoughts--

Meet me on the battlefield, the battlefield of life.
The weather outside is spectacular.
Someone has caused me to run out of cell phone minutes.
I think they are the devil.

If your honest with people, efficient at achieving your goals,willing to let nothing stand in the way of your quest for the holy grail,state your cause clearly, doesnt this make you a good person for being honest and truthfull?

I think If a person knows where you stand and tries to change you, gets stomped on and devoured undearneath your race for the cure for cancer.
Then they are not only stupid but evil.
They are trying to steal your light and possess you for their own.
Which means they are really looking to use you as a means for their own end.

I am a ninja
{m}

post post:
This is where that nifty little saying I had would have gone if it hadn't leaped off the cliff in my head into the dark waters of my subconcious.

"I can't take you anywhere, you can't take me anywhere" -the libertines

Earlier the mighty hand of Jehovah reached into my computer and yanked the 1st version off my computer screen.

It was one of the posts that writes itself but then dies from starvation because It spent all its time staring at its reflection.
I quickly said three hail mary's and one our father and here I am.
Hail Mary!

Here's to Penny drinks tonight and Salsa Dancing on Sundays.
Sundays are Sucking on Sangria Sundays btw.

Barney has not died and is still aggresively recruiting in the 2-5 age range FYI.

"I can tak you anywhere you want to go"

Have I referenced the little diddy that I am allowed unlimited overtime until further notice?

Yes, the Mulk has been up to his neck fighting, virii, spyware, broken scripts and eluding the great eye of Sauron which has now turned its eye to those of us in techsupport.
earlier today operation "Break yo self fool" was initiated.
a great silence spread over techsupport as millions of sites fell under the the swift fists of teeny tiny filtering gremlins and Tech rose like the undead fresh from their cubicle graves, rubbing the sleep from their eyes and actually talking to their neighbors.

I can no longer get to my gmail.
One of the backdoors I've been using has already been blocked.
Just when I thought I was in the clear.

Lately I've been thinking a lot more of what Im doing and Why Im doing it.
and Im not talking about your normal variety like who do I drink, Why do I work, Whats the point of marriage?
Well actually the last one is a lie, I have been thinking lately of the pros and cons of why people get married but not because their is someone special or anything like that nope, Im doing a pretty good job of entertaining myself since I ve been single and I have been looking at it along the lines of why people grow apart,why people stop loving each and why people who cheat seem to atract such crazy hot chicks.

The mulk has never cheated and it's been a goal of mine to never cheat on anyone I am in a relationship with mainly because I have respect for myself and my partner.

sanity and remorse or insanity and frustration?

I extended this to all who were in a relationship with me, unfortunately some of these people were not worth it

Lately I am begenning to question the point of being faithful? Its something so easy for me and I know this is why I have such a hard time grasping the concept of cheating and being okay with it.

Rock stars cheat, one of my heroes MLK cheated all the time on his wife, bob marley cheated,Politicians are cheating left and right.

Whatever Im not trying to change anyone.
Im happy being me and If power is that corrupting then I guess I should look into training myself to handle such a burden.

Its just so easy to just give up.

So for now no more g/f. because all I'm going to do is break their hearts.
Not because Im going to cheat, I just dont want
Women say one thing but they really dont want that unless...

So I stand on the cliff looking down at the water
I see my friends and they look okay.
that can't be blood the water here
is far too blue

to be coninued because my ass has to go home!

so let the glory of the mulk shine some more light into your day.
the mulk is a information whore
specifically information that he can spread or at least apply to his life on regular basis like blueberry jelly.
mmm blueberries are delish!

This is why the Mulk used to listen to Women.
Much like blueberries, women are also delish and if you are not careful with them they will stain your soul,clothes or skin until you warsh yourself.

Mulk looks up to most women and he acknowledges their mad ability to use both sides of the brain to look at a situation.
Women however don't even know what they are talking about.
This means that they are crazy.
Whuch means listening to them will make you crazy.
as it did to me.

I also don't like small talk on the phone, I rather be small talking in person.
Unless we are humping or going to be making lumpy oatmeal together or perhaps depantsing each other at parties even though one of us may not be wearing underwear under the cow costume.

I usually rush through small talk so that its over before the words that are coming out of your mouth and my mouth, begin to sound like white noise.
utterly annoying but easily blocked from my attention span.

If I'm close to you I can enjoy your company without saying anythng or the need to say anything.
Which usually means I am listening to what you are saying.
and since 80% of my friends are female
it usually means someone is making me crazy.

goodnight

I am free and I am eating delicious oatmeal.
where is my spoon?

update:
I am lusting and this person has a good idea of who they are.
out running red lights asleep at the wheel.
the sirens feed my nightmares
OMG my eyes are doing the dunken hokey pokey I have been staring at this computer screen for to long I think Its time for me to get off the stuff and back onto the wagon.

Me and J.C. had a decent concersation last night.
basically he layed it out for me that we are all deep down inside just water and oil.
I wonder how even though I just sit at my job all day my appetite for food has not decreased at all.
I can eat a cow for breakfast
I am thinking of starting a vegan group called vegans who love cows even though I am not a cow or a in love with one or better yet and even more important a vegan
no sir
Meat its whats for dinner.
pigs however are not.

Tomorrow they will be installing outbound filters for the internet on my computer.
My every ip address logged and possibly traced.
Big brothers, little brother will soon be watching me.
which means:
no more d/l of music to my computer.
no more watching music videos during the week and weekends.
but more importantly my blogging at work may be in jepordy.
which means myspace is in peril as well.
The silver age is over.
I don't know a way to get around this yet but I am talking it over with my fellow
techsupport ninjas.
we shall rise against.
After all the web filters is just made of smoke and mirros.
hmm maybe if I just use the Ip address It will take them longer to find me.


My little sister fired someone at work the other day.
I was so proud for laying the smackdown on this lady who thought that just because
she's 19, she could walk all over her.
Cheers.


And as we all know the CIa released that report about Iraq stating that there were indeed no weapons OF MASS destructions other than ours and that he didn't have any links to some crazy muslim guy whos name I can't remember.
but yet the republicans will still be republicans.
Straight from the horses mouth.

They call themselved patriots but really they are just hiding behind the flag.
and now there is this push to get non born american citzens to run for office which is really just a scam to get Sen Mccain and maybe Arnold a chance to run in 2008.

American first I say.
When it all boils down to it If we want to make this country better for each other we need to be able to cross that line between the parties when the going gets tough.

Like it will in November.
Bush is an idiot plan and simple.
he used the war to increase his popularity and to try to take our economy out of the gutter which is what "declared wars" have done in the past for this country.
He failed, he made some mistakes and he doesnt even have the guts to try to change this in a timely fashion all because he wants another 4 years in office.
Thats not american, thats selfishness and the last time I checked I was an american citizen not a ciizen of the Bush family.

So you may not like kerry, but here's one of the things we should be concerned about.
He fought for our country, he didnt like it, he saw his friends killed and when he was lucky enough to get out.
He put his money where his mouth was, he protested, he picketed and he put himself in harms way.
What has bush done that can even remotely compare?
nothing, this little bastard has been sitting in his little white house chair spinning in circles.
Which direction do you want to go?

I'm out

live from Az

someone is getting married right now.

Ooo ee I hate the fact that working overtime on your days off causes the week to run longer.
but I know it's going to save my life.
I also don't like the fact that my shoulder is still injured
and that I need to go see the eye doctor and get some new contacts.
Or that Work right now is horribly busy due to the setup utility being broke and a joke.
Thankfully This last week end was slow.

So As I mentioned earlier in the weekend.
I went to first friday in phoenix and It was a blast.
I now have 3 new friends to add to the whole First friday Posse.
My new friends names are Ash(ley?),Shannon and Jess.
They are very, very cool ladies.
If only meeting people off the internet was that much fun and exciting the world would be a better place for, you.
Its to bad that we always get to first fridays so late but once we met up off the roosevelt are we were like samurai running from gallery to gallery.
One of the cooler paintings I saw reminded me of the crow from secret of the nimh.

Im in a information consumption mode.
I want to crawl into a tree and read,read,read,read until my brain explodes and then pick up all the teeny tine pieces, glue them back together and then do it all over again.

okay so maybe you have heard of a little friend of ours called
High Fructose Corn Syrup

Well heres what you should know

HFCS was devoloped in 1971 by Japanese scientists.

It is SIX times sweet than cane sugar and it only costs a fraction to produce.

It is put into our foods to protect them from freezer burn and to long shelf life products to keep them "fresh tasting".

In the early early 1980s Coke and Pepsi switched from using a 50/% blend of HCS and cane sugar to going al HFCS and subsequently cut their production cost by 20%.

Why you should be concerned.

Unlike sucrose HFCS is directed torwards the liver and is not broken down like regular sugar.

This causes your liver to build triglycerides which can trigger insulin resistance which can trigger DIABETES!!

Thank you
and to all you who think I dont care
.@$$%@% you.

more stuff

you know I just realized after watching cnn on my lunch how they are purposely putting idiots on tv to debate politics.

I should get into it
Man I would tear people a new one
they would have to have the most vicious anti-gay,anti-minority, republican that they could find
then I would speak in a ben stein voice and pretend that he didnt exist until I punched him in the head.

I am tempted to go put out facts about bush and print them and then protest on Mill Ave or something..

I dont want to stand still
anymore.

So Im leaving.






there is a risk, there's a risk when your dealing with love
you could snap my neck
any speed you drive can be dangerous

My sister Barbara, my friend Miranda and I went to first Fridays last night.
Everywhere I went I saw someone I knew.

just the facts man:

We had a mini myspace gt.
Incidentally I meet the 3 coolest girls last night.
I was late to work but not because I was tired oh no my ass rolled over after using the force to turn off the alarm!
aieee!
I woke up with a H.I.M song in my head.

Today I woke up with a toy dolls song in my head.
but I don't know the lyrics so I made my own.

I am a ninja, yes I am.
Flying through the air like a frying pan.
I am a ninja, yes I am.
moving so fast you can't see my hands.
Shazam!

Last night I saw the great Metal band Rapid Fire @ the rogue.
This was my first time bearing witness the glory and the shredding that is: Rapid Fire
It was the rebirth of the 80s, they had a dragons head, a sword in the stone , a grim reaper and a fog machine.
The lead singer was walking around in spandex and white top nike shoes.
the bassist Brandon had this red wicked Bass!
synchronized stomping torwards the crowd.
I was loving it!
It was like watching Spinal Tap but in 3-D!

Brandon Kinchen(the bassist) was kind enough to hook me up with matches,stickers and a demo cd free of charge!

After jamming out I picked up my friend Harley from Eletrick shock and headed out to the Palo Verde.
Where I ran into an old friend Henry who I hadnt seen in a while.
Apparently our friend Anthony is moving back down from Cali.
I also saw my friend Tucker brown and the sub society kids.
damn I miss Sub Society.



to be continued as daylight draws near!



My boys Thrice are going to play us out.
crows gets quiet, A man steps to the front and you hear a guitar start to sing.

Late night, brakes lock, hear the tires squeal
Red light, can't stop so I spin the wheel
My world goes black before I feel an angel lift me up
And I open bloodshot eyes into fluorescent white

They flip the siren, hit the lights, close the doors and I am gone
Now I lay here owing my life to a stranger
And I realize that empty words are not enough
I'm left here with the question of just
What have I to show except the promises I never kept?

I lie here shaking on this bed, under the weight of my regrets
I hope that I will never let you down

I know that this can be more than just flashing lights and sound

Look around and you'll see that at times it feels like no one really cares

It gets me down but I'm still gonna try to do what's right, I know that there's
A difference between sleight of hand, and giving everything you have
There's a line drawn in the sand, i'm working up the will to cross it
Rhetoric can't raise the dead

I'm sick of always talking when there's no change
I'm sick of empty words, let's lead and not follow

Late night, brakes lock, hear the tires squeal
Red light, can't stop so I spin the wheel
My world goes black before I feel an angel steal me from the
Greedy jaws of death and chance, and pull me in with steady hands
They've given me a second chance, the artist in the ambulance
Can we pick you off the ground, more than flashing lights and sound