Prime Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 23, 29

Look I like how people like to talk about how much of a nerd they are.
Well if you're truly a nerd then you will find this story hummous like or maybe humorous.

a long time ago a faculty member called up , I think she had reset her settings inside of Outlook Express (this is not Outlook) and for some reason her signature was oh yes now I remember her signature was incorrect due to a name change(marriage?/divorce) anyways the point is we needed to go in and change her signature to reflect the current working/legal situation.

so I did what any normal techperson would have done.
I had her open up the .Html file of the signature itself and I tried to get her to edit it.
now keep in mind this is someone who barely knows her computer.
and her I am having her go directly into the source code to make some miniscule changes.

now before I had her do this, I mute the headset button.
I announced to my fellow tech's around me what I was going to do.
They all looked at me like I was mad.
mad mad mad.
and honestly what I was doing was basically akin to teaching a 4 year old how to build the Legos version of the Deathstar, simple design but there's lots of intricate little details that if you delete or skip over could possible foobar the signature file and have it display in some lime green color.

so Into the night I went.
and I failed.
man did I fail.

I ended up having her erase the signature file and creating a new one.
but man was it worth it to see the looks on my fellow tech's faces when I uttered the words
"ma'am, can you please go to edit>source and tell me what you see?"

haha

liberty bob this ones for you.

In less that 24 hours I shall be in this land of the rising sun.
the city of decadence and hedonism.
The city of sodomy and cake.
The city of Las Vegas.

I saved a sick day for my vacation just in case I need some extra time to get back to Az.

representing for the 917!

Life is choatic and since man needs to suffer, the easier we make life as a whole will introduce even stranger and more chaotic mental sicknesses, diseases and behaviours.

Let the rabbits wear glasses.

There is a rumor in techsupport.

A rumor of a site that should be blocked but yet transcends the firewall.

A site so powerful it bleeds on the cutting edge of internet technology

Where every email belongs to us.

This is awesome.

Today is my Sister Barbara K's birthing day.
yup she was the present to the family 20 years ago.
I remember my parents left at night and came back in the afternooon/night the following day.
I distinticlty remember thinking "great another mouth to feed?"
Even then young Mulk was an advocate of population control thus it would only be fitting that I be the first one to experience the joy of hell on earth aka "Fatherhood".

I am very sick right now with the plague..
Oh man.

Please Help me Wish my sister a happy 16th anniversary of being four years old which we all know as the cutoff age for amusement park rides everywhere

Happy Birthday Barbara!

I seriously need to stop dreaming about a post apocalyptic world filled with zombies.

Happy holy-days Everyone!
I wish you all the best in all your endevors.

the exodus draws closer

Free alcohol at a bar??
are the rumors true?
Did my penis just twitch?

This bears further investigation...

or to put succinctly

time to go get drunk!

1. Take five (random!) books off your bookshelf.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph:

yesca: whats up bitch
agentmulk: hey I saw picture of girl last night that reminded me of you
yesca: what??!
agentmulk: yea, I was like where have I seen this ass before and then I remembered you
yesca: shut up bitch I was drunk
agentmulk: that didnt stop you last time from jocking my crotch!
Agentmulk:breezies unite!!
yesca: omg! Miguel!!!
agentmulk: yes, jessica I know.

Jessica prepare Im coming back to next week bitch!

repekt!!

also my chair smells....
sluts unite!!

I don't believe in bisexuality but it exists.

I belive in god but according to science he doesnt exist.
you will never belong to me....

I believe that homosexual people should be able to get married
but that right doesn't exist in all 50 UNITED states of AMERICA.
Love sees no gender

I believed that I could be the perfect mate to someone, someday
but I can't...

I believe that when you marry someone It's sacred and It's for the rest of your life
but its not..

Sacred instution my ass..
Who wants to marry a billionaire?
the bachelor
the bachelorette

sacred

sacred indeed.

I used to to belive that love conquers all and that everyone wants to grow old with someone but this Isn't true as well.

know your enemy
Some people can live "boring, mundane, lives" and some people need to be loved by everyone they meet.
I don't.

we didn't get kicked out of eden.
we wanted to leave.
we were bored.
I am my own worst enemy.

I know, because this is human nature and I can guarantee you
It's the truth.

I've been looking so long at these pictures of you
I almost believe that they're real.......

and I say godiggity damn
someone knife me in the chest like elliot smith
I must be dreaming.....

today is my tuesday
and today I watched new chris rock dvd
and today I though to myself.
chris you need to go smoke some weed.
but I didnt....cause drugs are BAAAAAd foor youuuuuuu.

I am fasting all day today in case the witch from Hanzel and Gretel comes through techsupport.

This series of post was brought to you by Long Island Ice Teas
This aint your grandma's Ice tea*

This is how I woke up Tuesday morning on my friend Ashleys couch.
My left pinky bruised,scabbed and at a weird angle, my left knee sore, my left pant leg torn and bloody. What at first glance looked like stitches running across my knee was in reality just a industrial strength scab.
The area between my right pectoral(the bigger one) and shoulder bruised from the teeth marks of a woman who stole my underwear.

I smile to myself knowing that she woke up this morning cursing god almighty.(Al Franken)
An email message and a blog post on the events of that late night/early morning tryst confirmed this later on in my day.

click below to read about it and see misogyny at one of its finest moments
misogyny_Is_In


the moral of this story: Don't read Enders Game and try to reenact scenes from the Battleroom within Terras gravity.

P.S. I won.

*actually It might

I think I just gave birth.
consequently I do not feel so goood.

Im an asshole
asshooolio lio lio lio

I like pointy shoes and stilletos
shiver*

I decided hey monkeyface let me beat everyone to their post 2004 year in review posti post because frankly I am already in 2005, you people just dont know it yet!~
but now you do.

now like most people I could write for an hour and still not be satisfied about what I jotted down to share my thoughts, experiences and emotions becuase frankly there is so much and It's never enough and frankly "I'm okay with that" but really this has been a year of lateral moves.
Slowly moving my pawns into position for control of the board to lay the foundation for my exodus and the start of my genesis.

Freedom in 2005!!

oh and I met one of the smartest people I know.

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Good morning
guten tag
buenos dias
Salve

and the list goes on.

two people called out today at work.
This is going to be fun.
There is only going to be two of us after 3pm.
lord help me.....

lets seeee today in the world of Mulk
Me amigo Jesse comes back from Japan today.
My hump buddy V is leaving for texas.

ooo0000

Lets talk about Blade trinity
This is a good movie
dont believe the hype!! its freaking hillarious.
In this movie the nighstalkers are sleeper cell vampire hunters
when one goes down another activates.
In the begenning Whistler bites the bucket and our anti-hero Blade gets captured by the "humans".
Enter nightstalkers who show up and rescue Blade.

Dracula is the proginitor of the vampire race but unlike the other vampires since he is the Alpha, he can walk in the sun, shapeshift and transform into this bad add armored spiky Demon.
Hannibal Kings character is a wise ass and provides a much needed injection of humor into our rustic group of heroes.
Ex. "unlike other vampires her fangs are located in her vagina"!
when describing the vampire who turned him.

Im not going to lie the fight scenes are not as good as the first two but overall with the humor injection, the fact that this movie introduces biological warfare against vampires, state of the art anti-vampire weapons, the chase scene between blade and dracula yada yada make this flix enjoyable.
It has alot of ups and downs though so dont expect a nice crescendo until the end.
Expect to get dropped on your head.

oh and Jessica Biel was also in this movie.
I give it 3 and half veni,vidi, vincis on a scale of 5
the half was for the bioloigical warfare, humor and ass kicking armored dracula
vlah!

where is jaden
where is jaden
where is jaden
where is jaden

where is
jaden....

heart

{m}

I knew it was going to be a good day
when I woke up with" Im only doube A but Im thinking triple X"
revolving in my head.

Then @ work in the breakroom
the 1st sign of the prophecy was fulfilled.
Sitting patiently on the table lay 5 plastic vessels with a sign next to them
Proclaiming!
Free Pudding Packs.take one.
FREE PUDDING!!
take one
Free pudding
take one
free pudding
take one
take one...
free pudding
to be continued...

I have swamp ass from sitting all day.
it feels abnormally warm like it has some kind of fever.
im going to get up now.

thank you

She watched me walk over from across the the xtreme beans outside.
juli,juli.juli,juli I said the name over twenty times in my head
My mantra, my rebirth, my attraction.

"It's been too long juli"
she just giggled and did that thing that girls do when their attention is all yours.
the quick dilation of the pupil, the slight turn of the neck, the bite on the tip of finger.
I swear to goad all mighty that time stood still when she pulled that finger tip from her mouth, every fleck of moisture magnified a thousand times and every ridge in the tip called out to me like a bullseye. I could see her pulse.

she reached out and ran her fingers through my hawk and though my first instinct was to pull away or disparage her. I did not.
Her hand came to rest on the nape of my neck and her thumb flicked my right lobe.
she knew right away my weakness, I could see it in her eyes as her index finger ran down the side of my ear.slowly and with the precision of a fine jeweler her nail lit up each nerve in my ear.

"you gauged your ears" she stated with that slight sss sound at the end of her sentence that always gets my attention.
I must be dreaming I thought for a second.
domination.
I was just as much putty in her hands and she was mine.
the only difference was I knew I was supposed to make the next step.

"lets go" I rumbled.
without another word we walked out the double doors.
her hand grabbing my ass through my back pocket.

I never got my coffee.

I am still sick.
I can feel the poison swirling in my lungs.
covering my deliccate air sacs in a fine black ichor.
Currently I have the chinese, two dwarfs and a marsupial named dee-light combing the valley on finding me a cure before I succumb to the darkness.

I was late by 3 minutes to work today again.
Traffic on the way to work even by way of the backroads has become just as difficult as the "standard" route.
I shall be recieving a discussion memo quite soon due to my tardiness.

In other news I have been listening to NPW like woah.
I have my maytress back.
and I got my baby back ribs.
god damn it is cold out here in the morning.
"I wish you ill"

peace