Prime Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 23, 29

my new tech support motto for the time being shall be:

Allright Dumbasses lay it on me!

note to self: Rogelio we need to get warpaint and paint our faces

amen

There is a rumor that every now and then we get put into what we call the retard que...

I am in that que right now.

Yesterday at 11 Am I broke down and told a retard that I could not help them because they werent listening to the words that were coming out of my mouth

My voice was wrapped in malice,irritation and anger.
I pleaded with them listen to what I was saying
I repeated the server name to them 4 times to each person In English
FOUR TIMES!!!

I pounded my fist down onto my desk after muting my call.

I am awaiting my consequeces beacuse as a permanent employee
It's going to take more than that to fire me.

I think im going to become a lawyer.

also if I have an racist readers.

she was white and he was latino/hispanic...

Stupidity sees no color.

and the next time I see her I am going to hump her leg..again

Today in a Im conversation
I used the word innocuous incorrectly

I said that I love how blank blank is so innocuously racist when recruiting students.

I am so wrong
the correct word for me to use would have been: insidiously

I dreamed I had sex with Rogue
the same one who sucks your memories into her and takes all your super powers

My super power is of course the poo finger

peace

It is raining outside and I will be stranded outside waiting for my bus.

God Bless himself.

you would think I am bitter but I am not
He who proves for me has answered my prayes once again.
they areoffering unlimited overtime again.

Praise ALLAH!


update
Suzie the love of my vita is going to give me a ride weeeeee

The following post has fragments
sentence fragments

one bothered me

it should read ... blah blah is selfish and egocentrical in nature.
that's how I am.
spitting volitions from my mind only to scan them later and realize their violations.

Dear English language:

you're number 1!!

sincerely

Me.

It never amazes how quickly my synapses fire when I get pisseed
its like some kind of curse.(amazes??Who am I kidding?)

I have been repeating directions to students in triplicate all day today.
these students have the listening skills of an entire 3 rd grade class when learning about quantum mechanics.

I am broken,fragmented
If you were to ask me to draw a picture of myself
I would take a pen and run my hand across the paper
I would tell you that the line is a summation of the listening skills; a medium, a whatsamat call it bell, the average.

I would tell you that what you are looking at is the last thing one is able to see right before you go blind from staring at the sun.

The fiery Ritz cracker in the sky.

I would tell you that this is how I feel about my future
I am looking down at the rabbit hole, the wedge of my despair and I would tell you that I have started decelerating so that it appears that I am not moving.
You would only be able to detect my movement with the most sensitive scientific instruments known to god.

This is my hell and It's gift wrapped.

when I open the door
I am welcomed by a blanket of silence and when I close my eyes I am treated by the absence of noise in my abode, a sonata of silence.

the only voice is my introspective voice-the pen-the one who does not like to be heard outside of my head.

he is selfish and egocentric
he wants me to be attentive to his tender orations or he fades quickly like an apparition of

I predict that Sabrina is going to break the straw in the camels back.

I am colistrigo -minus the istrigo

I feel like a ba bomb from supermario bros

please make a donation to some wino for me

thanks

Have you taken out insurance to protect yourself against Insurance?

What are you waiting for!

right this minute in Az

4 phoenix water plants have shut down
We have been advised to not drink water if we live in Tempe,Snobsdale and Phoenix.
Which as we all knows, is where all the cool people live, my apologies to the cool people who live in other cities or burbs but you are living in the wrong place.

and not to mention that we have Measles surfacing in Tempe.

Also If you have Sprint, Verizon or Alltell know that your cell phone number is a safe from being included into the cell phone directory since they are not participating in this.

Proposition 200 Keep a brotha down has been cleared by the U.S. Justice Dept.
basically you have to show proof of citizenship to vote which in my opinion is a backstep. Land of the free!! this was put in place to stop supposed illegal immigrants from casting a vote in our elections, cause you know all those rich illegal immigrants have time to take off from working two jobs to Vote, the same illigal immigrants who mastered the english language in the couple month or years that they have been here and at the same time picked up how to read and write in english as well, yes these are the same immigrants.
...sigh, I guess it would mean something if we didnt have faulty new voting machines. They should wait till the security of the voting machines is as secure if not more secure that the security layer we use to encrypt transactiosn online, then and only then would the outcome of this proposition mean anything....maybe...probably not

It's days like these that I hate my job.
Days like these were I actually have to work in the magical land of technical support.
It days like these where I talked to the same person more than once and more than one.

It's Days like these that make me wish I had a couch when I got back to my pad so that I could sit and finish reading vonneguts Sirens of the Titans in solitude and serenity.

Thank God I have my sk8board and thank god its my friday

Im addicted to myspace,the spice from arrakis and alcohol.

a very important announcement in the war against Pirates vs Ninjas


have you ever seen a ninja with no hand or no leg?

I didn't think so
thank you all and have a bless day.


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A quick review on I am Legend by Richard Matheson.

Good pacing throughout the entire story up until the very last part.
Up until this point Matheson had only published short stories and I don't know if the hasty pace at the end is due to deadlines,stress or excitement.(perhaps all)

If you love Wampyre stories, check this one out.
Written in 1954 and set in the post apocalyptic future of the 70's.
One Mr.Robert Neville struggles to survive and persevere as the last man on earth.
I especially liked how Matheson threw in biology to explain how the Vampiric plague overcome the world.

I will say this the last paragraph was like literary heroin tapped straight into my brain. and I will compare it to john 3:16.

repekt

I give it 4 shokas out of 3.
and if you don't take my word for it check out what these authors had to say.

"I think the author who influenced me the most as a write was Richard Matheson.
Books Like I am legend were an inspiration to me." -Stephen King

One of the Ten All-time best novels on Vampirism.-Fangoria

"Nobody can top Matheson Talent for terror"-Robert Block, Author of Psycho

"One of the most important writers of the twentieth century."-Ray Bradbury

also my car is broken

jesus man

it it aint one thing its another

punctuationfreesince1986

click on me

go here and find out where she got her schnazzy shoes from...


repekt

good idea: going home from the club with female acquaintance.

bad idea: not having a ride back home or asking pot smoking friend to give a ride back home....She never showed up.

I recently devoured this short story after a friend saw I was reading The Sirens of the Titan..

I am sure that you my astute readers are already familiar with Vonnegut.
where to next I ask you?


also months back I mentioned my first case of internet drama.
and I promised to share the sordid and morbid details with you.

My immediate reaction any time it particularly comes down to defamation of my character is to annihilate like a dragon and sort out the details later..kinda of like one night stands.

however I knew I needed the bug guns and I hastily enlisted the drunken mystical powers of world famous Sabrina_C who is known for her knife fighting skills, nun chuck skills and all around cancer inducing caress..Plus she bakes a mean sufflaymajigit(sic).

however breathe fire we would not, as my investigation into the drama revealed a certain lady to be at the heart of the drama...A fellow scorpion.

She Vamoosed before I was able to unleash my plan but rest assured that in time she will be dealt with and she probably won't be walking correctly the next day:)

cio

P.s.
remember the quiz below?
note the 35% choatic evil score
(whistles its a small world)

It's begun again
the dam in my mind is breaking and there is flooding
I am angry at the universe and god. mainly GOD.

note that I'm not bitter, just that moving out has sparked something inside of me again..breathing new life and and the old vestiges are being washed away...

you meet someone and they are like a really good book and you find yourself entranced because lets face it all good books have this ability and the rest of the world becomes less important as you get further into the book and you find yourself forgoing eating and sleep just to get through one chapter to see how the story unfolds....

It's in your dreams and it opens your eyes

yea thats what it was like .......awesome...

and then there is ...

but I just needed to open up myself to more people and learn to deal with things that dont matter like the wind
I just breathed it in, nourishing me and then I gave all the waste back out to the heavens


I don't usually surprise myself but I did

Do you the difference between a 21 year old couple and a lets say older 24 year old couple..

they bitch more and tend to be more concerned with fighting than they are with fucking but hey! at least some of use got our priorities straight...Right??

In other news the new wesite is the Shocka!

next time someone throws up a W ala tupac, educate them in the new way of throwing up the WEEESTSIIIDEEE!

The following posts may cause internal bleeding, dry and irritable skin, sensitivity to light and/or dysentery.

thank you

so last week I went to dennys for some late night tea and cofee with this girl from the piercing store that I frequent.

note: I went through a phase of getting drunk and wrestling my friend suzie which subsequently meant losing my earrings(s).

we drank cofee and tea for a couple hours, our server sucked and therefore I was always hunting down the stupid waiter.

at the end of the night she payed and said we should do it again.
I said: awesome and I walked her across the street to her apartment complex
she may have though I was being a gentlemen but really I just wanted to keep talking to her.

she's smart and I am a sucker for smart girls ..
...and shes into suspension.

sweet...to infinity and beyond.

here is a list of some first time things I did in my apartment.

-took a nap-had a horrible dream in which I got shot like 50 times and no one would help me even my family members....but man who survives getting shot 50 times???
I rule!!!

-beat my shit like it owes me money

-showered-this morniing and I would like to point out that the tub is still not draining correctly..argh!

-turned on the Heat

I missed a meeting for helping out with the our local art community because of the nap

other than that Im hungry and I need to eat...brains..mmm...tofu...
and my back account is overwithdrawn because of court fees.

insert YEA! here

the real world is awesome!!!

New Avengers number 1
I read number 2 and I was so excited that I bought number uno
Space ghost 2-Awesome-apparently Zorak shows up in the next issue-sweeeet

pasties are delish, a new restaraunt just opened up today.
my bathtub will not drain-yea!!

thank the lord I cleaned it out first...

it has been 9 days.....

wacko techs are sitting next to me
earlier someone removed my chair and here is the conversation that was produced.

"kid": so what do you do when someone takes your chair
Me posing as J.C.: you cannot steal what's not yours
girl:"huh"?
Me again and louder and with spite: you cant take whats not yours
"kid" what:

friend tech: thank you Confucius Miguel
Me: hey what can I say, I eat alot of brownies
3rd tech: like in roadtrip?
Me: yes....like in roadtrip but with laxatives..lots of laxatives.


wouldn't it be cool if you could drive from the toilet!


edit: friend tech just told me he loved me while on a call.
I will have to watch him for signs of infection....

I have a third leg and it is awesome!!

how do you get denied for a payday loan???

|addendum |

Its so cold in my corner, so cold....
These people from the other split of techsupport are not welcome here
plans are a bubbling in my brain brew.

so I have been moving into my new humble apartamento for the last 3 days.
and I am reading "I am legend" by richard Mathesson.

a tale of the last mon on eath in a world of wampyres!

editors note: It is hard to move into a new place when you're constantly breaking out into heay mettle geee-tar solos.

Tonight shall be my first night there, I was up til 1am moving my buried treasure.
It's awesome I am right next to a park totake my daughter and I'm down the street from the Colllege strip.

spliggits of info.
I bought Spiderman shower Curtains.

you know you're a nerd when you won't leave yet to go to a party because the new Battlestar Gallactica movie is on Tv.

It kicked ass and it was good.

You scored as Chaotic Good. A Chaotic Good person is someone who has little intrinsic respect for laws or authority, seeing them as insufficient to sustain what's right. These people work according to their own moral compass which, while good, is not necessarily always aligned with that of society. Despite their chaotic tendancies, these people are good at heart. Chaotic Good 95% Neutral Good 65% Lawful Good 60% Lawful Evil 50% True Neutral 50% Chaotic Evil 35% Lawful Neutral 35% Chaotic Neutral 30% Neutral Evil 5% What is your Alignment? created with QuizFarm.com

Did you enjoi high school?
I graduated in 1999

honestly there was only one year I enjoyed
my senior year because it was my last year and I somehow ended up making friends with some people who I actually enjoyed.

Which is also Ironic because to alot of people I'm known as that kid who should be ruling the world in computers making bank. Alot of kids I know who graduated in 4 years and did something had the hookups, so in other words there whole life has just been one big yes dadd, yes mommy.

they have given up the greatest freedom that we have.
choice.

I hated all the clicks and high school attitudes
and as I did my best to find a healthy way to deal with all of this(sk8boarding)
I dreamed of a place where these attitudes would change (college)
hey I was 18 once you know :P

I was a much different person back then, living paycheck to paycheck, sarcastic, egocentric, facist, angsty, super impulsive, vegetarian, asleep all afternoon and staying up all night. Typical of someone my age who was desprately trying to find somewhere to belong, to have that feeling that so many others seemed to share when your comfortable and not trapped in some place or sorrounded by people who you don't really care for.(like I said I was 18 once)

To this day I still self destruct when in close groups of friends, thankfully I recognize it now so I can exodus my ass before it becomes a problem.

All the rest of my family had a wonderful high school experience
My brother had a wonderful time in the drama club and got to do alot of cool things, my other brother Donaldo was on the football team and wrestling, my sister was a band nerd, they all went to dances and did the typical high school thing.

In high school I had this rule against dating people in the same school because I didn't want to deal with the drama associated with one.

funny thing is the only two people I ever fell in love with just so happened to be from my high school and so is my baby mama.


where am I going with this?
Sometimes where we are the happiest is all in our heads.
and as long as we realize our mistakes and do our best to correct them we will evolve otherwise we are just sick parasites.

repekt.
here's to the 1337 here's to the outcasts.


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and I think I need to eat more potassium.
yes, yes I do.

The other day I help my daughter after not seeing her for 5 days.
I just held her for like 7 minutes while she lay her head on my shoulder.
I told her I missed her and I tickled her neck.
Here's to keeping her off the stripper pole!

I am awake.

more to come soon...

oh and since I recived so many emails concerning what I got for christmas
below is the list

-Arrested Development Season 1

worth its weight in gold x 6.02 x 10 to the 23rd!

repekt!

some random things that happened on my vegas trip

after being awake for some good 26 hours and needing food
I started clapping my hands very slowly as I walked back to my table after washing my hands while inside Mimis cafe.

I postulated the love children of a goat and a hamster

hamoat
goatser
and my personal favorite

gohamtaster mmmmmm mmmm

I scolded the hostess for giving us bad directions to her Mimis CaFe.
I told her to meet me on the battlefield with her axe @ high noon.
I ate things that were yummy in my tummy.
I ate at the bellagio and let me tell you I have never!!! eaten so many succulent delacacies that I cannot pronounce mmm mmm.
I went to war and lost!

I partied at elvis's old house!(one of them)

So while I was in vegas for NYE I realized something.
Elton had Freddy Killed.
yes sir, Elton had Freddy Infected so that he could be the reigning queen of Rock and Roll.
you see Freddy was a regal man, he could sing, he was acrobatic, was open about who he was and he had the "stache".

Poor baby face Elton could never grow a "stache" like Freddy could.
That and he stuck behind a piano, never the prancing fairy.
At first he was okay with this but then as love for Freddy grew Elton himself grew envious.

Thus his infection and subsequent death.

I'm on to you elton!!!

Who knew that a friend could break your heart but hey there’s a first for everything.

Congratulations S.D.C.
"You are awesome"