Tuesday, June 28, 2005
free? I dare say not, sir!
After 14 years of searching endlessly and sampling various vegetables, I am throwing in the towel.
The Onion does not have a antithesis.
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The Onion does not have a antithesis.
Monday, June 27, 2005
bitches Adore my ring finger
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Like my father before me and his father before him I have set sail for an island at the end of the universe.
Relationship Island aka the small death that kills.
Thankfully I have plenty of Spice and carne asada burritos to navigate through the cosmos.
In other Related Dune news - my friend.fellow ninja.roomate.business associate and I are thinking about getting bene gesserit litany tatooed in binary or in barcode around our biceps.
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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Relationship Island aka the small death that kills.
Thankfully I have plenty of Spice and carne asada burritos to navigate through the cosmos.
In other Related Dune news - my friend.fellow ninja.roomate.business associate and I are thinking about getting bene gesserit litany tatooed in binary or in barcode around our biceps.
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
marvel vs capcom
Do not go see Land of the Dead after the matinee showing unless you can get a student discount.
Did I like the movie? as much as I enjoy all movies with a huge budget.
Was I dissapointed? yes
Did I feel like I was watching "I am legend"? yes, yes I did.
I give it 2 and half starbucks shots out of 5.
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Did I like the movie? as much as I enjoy all movies with a huge budget.
Was I dissapointed? yes
Did I feel like I was watching "I am legend"? yes, yes I did.
I give it 2 and half starbucks shots out of 5.
Sunday, June 26, 2005
I heard it through the grape vine.
I stole (borrowed) my roomates book "the end of reason"
by Sam Harris.
I have only read a smidgen but so far so good.
I wonder if Bill Hicks wrote any books?
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by Sam Harris.
I have only read a smidgen but so far so good.
I wonder if Bill Hicks wrote any books?
I F**(k1ng hate
diet beverages of any kind.
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test
I think I broke it...damn
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Thursday, June 23, 2005
m.advice
Every tech should have a lightsaber at the cubicle to fight the forces of stupidity with.
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major tom you are clear for landing
sometimes when I sit here playing with my legos.
I wonder if the Legos are playing with me, controlling my every move.
Of course that would just be crazy, legos aren't alive....or are they?
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I wonder if the Legos are playing with me, controlling my every move.
Of course that would just be crazy, legos aren't alive....or are they?
cocaine is a helluva drug
Monster is the word for gods on the lips and in the hearts of every geek.
company update
file under Awesome!
thing are going according to plan.
I bought a self help legal kit for creating a corporation so I would have
some idea of what I need to do in arizona. I figure I always blow money on crazy things why not blow some money on my future!! Another friend also has started a company before and he gave me a link to a lawyers website which is of course always necessary in this day of our lord El Chrrriiisto!
Also I have been working on the layout of the company website.
P.s. I broke the work toilet earlier, It's been a minute.
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thing are going according to plan.
I bought a self help legal kit for creating a corporation so I would have
some idea of what I need to do in arizona. I figure I always blow money on crazy things why not blow some money on my future!! Another friend also has started a company before and he gave me a link to a lawyers website which is of course always necessary in this day of our lord El Chrrriiisto!
Also I have been working on the layout of the company website.
P.s. I broke the work toilet earlier, It's been a minute.
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
I have 47 gmail invites left.
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wow
I just threw a bottle cap across another cubicle into the adjacent cubicles trashcan.
It made a swish sound when it landed.
I rule @ life.
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It made a swish sound when it landed.
I rule @ life.
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Damn Gina
My arms and hands keep tingling, I think nerve damage, I contemplate my life style and wonder if I have the onset of diabetes so I tear it apart logically.
my hands don't shake, I don't have dry mouth and I am not seeing spots.
I sit down all day at work and for the last 5 months I was sitting down a min of 60-70 hours a week from all the over-time I was doing, I have a sometimes very stressful job.
I think of all the drinking and not sleeping I have been reveling in the last two months.
I think my ass needs to get up and do some cardio exercising like swimming or jogging.
plus I am not a doctor and there are many other things it could be so I should not be jumping to conclusions.
I shall start with the most basic medicine anyone could need.sleep.
I am going for a walk.
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my hands don't shake, I don't have dry mouth and I am not seeing spots.
I sit down all day at work and for the last 5 months I was sitting down a min of 60-70 hours a week from all the over-time I was doing, I have a sometimes very stressful job.
I think of all the drinking and not sleeping I have been reveling in the last two months.
I think my ass needs to get up and do some cardio exercising like swimming or jogging.
plus I am not a doctor and there are many other things it could be so I should not be jumping to conclusions.
I shall start with the most basic medicine anyone could need.sleep.
I am going for a walk.
She drives me crazy oo oo
Lately I have gotten into the habit of sending myself emails with questions.
Questions concerning life, parenting, family structures, interdependence, relationships, education, my daughters education, real estate, de/evolution of our economy/society/technology, Americas decadence/moral fiber, manifest destiny, parenting, politics, culutural cross views, self sufficiency, lunch, places I want to have sex, godhood, god... etc. We as citizens have been asking the same questions since forever? I think it's important for people to ask these quesions because once you ask yourself such questions it puts everything else into perspective, well at least it does for this ninja. After all It's questions like those that have given birth to some of our greatest scientific breakthroughs/spiritual/sexual.
So as you can see I have been emailing myself quite a bit throughout the work day.
Thank God for the Internet as it expediates my search parties for data.
I will then asses and combine all my thoughts/questions/concerns into a e-book/book. So that I can then review what I was/wasn't thinking @ 24 and measure my primary concerns in the past vs my present primary concerns.
I have just recently become exposed to Bill Hicks albeit small exposure It's like a reunion with with a long lost friend. "Folks, it's time to evolve ideas. we.. you know, evolution did not end with us growing thumbs. you do know that, right .."
Land of the dead comes out Friday!! Wooohooo! Time to kick zome Zombie A55!
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Questions concerning life, parenting, family structures, interdependence, relationships, education, my daughters education, real estate, de/evolution of our economy/society/technology, Americas decadence/moral fiber, manifest destiny, parenting, politics, culutural cross views, self sufficiency, lunch, places I want to have sex, godhood, god... etc. We as citizens have been asking the same questions since forever? I think it's important for people to ask these quesions because once you ask yourself such questions it puts everything else into perspective, well at least it does for this ninja. After all It's questions like those that have given birth to some of our greatest scientific breakthroughs/spiritual/sexual.
So as you can see I have been emailing myself quite a bit throughout the work day.
Thank God for the Internet as it expediates my search parties for data.
I will then asses and combine all my thoughts/questions/concerns into a e-book/book. So that I can then review what I was/wasn't thinking @ 24 and measure my primary concerns in the past vs my present primary concerns.
I have just recently become exposed to Bill Hicks albeit small exposure It's like a reunion with with a long lost friend. "Folks, it's time to evolve ideas. we.. you know, evolution did not end with us growing thumbs. you do know that, right .."
Land of the dead comes out Friday!! Wooohooo! Time to kick zome Zombie A55!
Monday, June 20, 2005
I'm not an addict
I need the internet to feel, to breathe, to know that I'm alive!!
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My cubemate is playing "baby" by Ashanti on his dekstop speakers.
I have a flashback and I smile.
thank you
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I have a flashback and I smile.
thank you
saltines in my dreams
"Hey Jealousy" by the Gin Blossoms has been playing in my cd over and over again.
Yea OCD. I love everything about the song, the lyrics and the history behind them, the inflection of Robins voice during certains key parts, the guitar...yup, yup
check out the lyrics here
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Yea OCD. I love everything about the song, the lyrics and the history behind them, the inflection of Robins voice during certains key parts, the guitar...yup, yup
check out the lyrics here
post fathers day post
SO I recieved my first real fathers day present.
a little picture of my sex trophy in a best fathers/dad silver frame.(I can pretend)
It's made in china and It's heavy enough to hurt somone.
When I came home to my mothers house where she resides on the weekends and while I am at work, she was all "daddy I have a present for you" in her little toddler voice.
Then she helped me open the box that held her picture inside.
Afterwards I took her to the park and we chased each other around in the park in the moonlight.
Swoon.
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a little picture of my sex trophy in a best fathers/dad silver frame.(I can pretend)
It's made in china and It's heavy enough to hurt somone.
When I came home to my mothers house where she resides on the weekends and while I am at work, she was all "daddy I have a present for you" in her little toddler voice.
Then she helped me open the box that held her picture inside.
Afterwards I took her to the park and we chased each other around in the park in the moonlight.
Swoon.
Ninja-1
I just got hit by a car and I am okay because I am a f***ing ninja.
further the cops who mediated were/are douchebags, they told my friend that he doesn't need to worry about the damage done to his bumper by a 3 ton Van in one of the weakest spots of a car aka the corner. They were "all you don't even have to report this to your insurance you can just buffer it and paint over it". At this point of their oral defecation I got out of the car to make sure they didn't douse my friend in any more crapola with their kindergarten grade mechanical advice. I explained to my friend that he should be worried about the damage that the beast of a van did to his tire, rear axle, alignment etc. Basic factors that normal people would acknowledge after being gang raped by a 3 ton monster. When you have a complex mechanical device, treat it like one.
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TEAM - together everyone eats a-lot more.
haha the spellecheck doesn't/recognize/care how to spell douchebag
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further the cops who mediated were/are douchebags, they told my friend that he doesn't need to worry about the damage done to his bumper by a 3 ton Van in one of the weakest spots of a car aka the corner. They were "all you don't even have to report this to your insurance you can just buffer it and paint over it". At this point of their oral defecation I got out of the car to make sure they didn't douse my friend in any more crapola with their kindergarten grade mechanical advice. I explained to my friend that he should be worried about the damage that the beast of a van did to his tire, rear axle, alignment etc. Basic factors that normal people would acknowledge after being gang raped by a 3 ton monster. When you have a complex mechanical device, treat it like one.
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TEAM - together everyone eats a-lot more.
haha the spellecheck doesn't/recognize/care how to spell douchebag
Flaming kickball
Sunday, June 19, 2005
einstein is divine
Good Idea - soaking a roll of tickets in gasonline, lighting it on fire and then playing kick ball with said roll of tickets in the alley.
Bad Idea - not balancing my bank account enough to know that you are about to be blessed by the over draft fairy and she is going to take $155 dollars of my hard earned money.
Only getting 11 hours of sleep in 4 days... sacrafices must be made for the good of the ninja nation.
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Bad Idea - not balancing my bank account enough to know that you are about to be blessed by the over draft fairy and she is going to take $155 dollars of my hard earned money.
Only getting 11 hours of sleep in 4 days... sacrafices must be made for the good of the ninja nation.
dead sub cultures in Arizona
Gothic-
Long hair-
Crust Core/Crust Kids/
Grunge-
Candy Kid Ravers-
It look much longer than it should have but for the most part goth kids are few and in between compared to say 2000. Which is great because we live in a fucking desert and we had people walking around wearing all black to be cool?
Now the cool thing to do is wear girls pants. (which are supposedly cheaper)
The big scene now in az is hardcore/staright edge kids who are the equivalant of white gang bangers. Needless to say I hate these fuckers. They cause more problems when they go to shows and do their stupid straight edge dances. There are a blight, a cancer, they preach postivity but yet they are the ones who beat up kids at shows, they are the ones who do not have the ability to just let people enjoy a show. Crew is just another word for set and set is just another word for sheep. they think they are so hardcore ...let them walk around with their bandannas in my old neighboorhood.
My biggest question is what are they "representing" what are they "protecting".
They should go read a book to kids in the hospital or perhaps dedicate some time to really making a difference in their community I.E. cleanup, reading a book, being a big brother/sister to children.
I wonder if I am showing my age when I pity kids who are my age or younger, who make me question my "sanity". Since I have nothing to compare this to I will just have to wait and see if these kids get there act together and calm down or what.
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Long hair-
Crust Core/Crust Kids/
Grunge-
Candy Kid Ravers-
It look much longer than it should have but for the most part goth kids are few and in between compared to say 2000. Which is great because we live in a fucking desert and we had people walking around wearing all black to be cool?
Now the cool thing to do is wear girls pants. (which are supposedly cheaper)
The big scene now in az is hardcore/staright edge kids who are the equivalant of white gang bangers. Needless to say I hate these fuckers. They cause more problems when they go to shows and do their stupid straight edge dances. There are a blight, a cancer, they preach postivity but yet they are the ones who beat up kids at shows, they are the ones who do not have the ability to just let people enjoy a show. Crew is just another word for set and set is just another word for sheep. they think they are so hardcore ...let them walk around with their bandannas in my old neighboorhood.
My biggest question is what are they "representing" what are they "protecting".
They should go read a book to kids in the hospital or perhaps dedicate some time to really making a difference in their community I.E. cleanup, reading a book, being a big brother/sister to children.
I wonder if I am showing my age when I pity kids who are my age or younger, who make me question my "sanity". Since I have nothing to compare this to I will just have to wait and see if these kids get there act together and calm down or what.
Fathers Day
Happy Fathers Day to all the Dads out in the world wide web.
My ass is working because I didn't even know It was Fathers day until a friend left me a comment on myspace.
On the other hand I got laid this morning so already my Fathers Day is off to a good start.
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My ass is working because I didn't even know It was Fathers day until a friend left me a comment on myspace.
On the other hand I got laid this morning so already my Fathers Day is off to a good start.
Thursday, June 16, 2005
Worlds Ablaze In strawberry's
The most beautiful town in the world? Perhaps..Tempe,AZ
Phoenicians love to eat and this has made Tempe one of the 1337357 places to consume delicious and pungent eats.
A stone throws away from me is the only pasty company in Arizona the Cornish Pasty CO.(pronounced Pas-tee)
Right next door to the Cornish Pasty Co. Is a family owned Italian restaurant and Rositas, the neighborhood Mexican restaurant. Right around the corner from them is our soon to be famous across the United States Chebahut-purveyor of toasted subs. To quote one of my favorite modern day poets "Ludacris" Move, get out the way! Quiznos we have the Dank and Fetid on our side!@! Across the street is Cafe Lalibela serving delicious Ethiopian cuisine and and Sabuddy's serving expensive ass Mediterranean food of a Jewish touch.
Damn it feels good to be a gansta
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Phoenicians love to eat and this has made Tempe one of the 1337357 places to consume delicious and pungent eats.
A stone throws away from me is the only pasty company in Arizona the Cornish Pasty CO.(pronounced Pas-tee)
Right next door to the Cornish Pasty Co. Is a family owned Italian restaurant and Rositas, the neighborhood Mexican restaurant. Right around the corner from them is our soon to be famous across the United States Chebahut-purveyor of toasted subs. To quote one of my favorite modern day poets "Ludacris" Move, get out the way! Quiznos we have the Dank and Fetid on our side!@! Across the street is Cafe Lalibela serving delicious Ethiopian cuisine and and Sabuddy's serving expensive ass Mediterranean food of a Jewish touch.
Damn it feels good to be a gansta
Phase Two : Operation Spoon
I am now the co-owner of a my "own" website, It was purchased by my friend.associate yesterday afternoon.
W007 W007 I can't wait to show it to everyone!! the iron however is still being poured as I type.
Undoubtedly I am in the process of registering the name so we can have "legal" claim to it and all it's bountiful fruits.
Any assistance/advice on this would be appreciated.
and....
I have acquired a ticket for the Mars Volta/System of a Down festival when they stop in Phoenix, Az on 08.08.05
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W007 W007 I can't wait to show it to everyone!! the iron however is still being poured as I type.
Undoubtedly I am in the process of registering the name so we can have "legal" claim to it and all it's bountiful fruits.
Any assistance/advice on this would be appreciated.
and....
I have acquired a ticket for the Mars Volta/System of a Down festival when they stop in Phoenix, Az on 08.08.05
Monday, June 13, 2005
ticket wrastler!
1337.
3 of my associates and I shall descend upon Long beach, California this August 5th to once again experience the Mars Volta and System of a Down.
The San Diego Show was practically sold out so we decided to pay 5 dollars more for better seats in Loooooong Beach!!
We are leaving promptly on Friday morning @ 1201 A.M.
Party on MaN!!
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3 of my associates and I shall descend upon Long beach, California this August 5th to once again experience the Mars Volta and System of a Down.
The San Diego Show was practically sold out so we decided to pay 5 dollars more for better seats in Loooooong Beach!!
We are leaving promptly on Friday morning @ 1201 A.M.
Party on MaN!!
muhhhh uhhhh rrrrrr thhhhhthhhhthhh shwa
On the way to work today I was sk8ing around a corner when I lost my balance and my sk8board shot out from underneath me like the roadrunner. I Landed on my badunka dunk on the sidewalk. Luckily I fell gracefully and bounced right back up without a scratch on my chiny chin chin.
In the breakroom someone was nice enough to bring in carrot cake for the first.(first come, first serve)
I think this was Life's way of saying "It's okay Miguel, so what if the Bush administration has a penchant for restricing civil rights, have some cake because you know they are!"
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In the breakroom someone was nice enough to bring in carrot cake for the first.(first come, first serve)
I think this was Life's way of saying "It's okay Miguel, so what if the Bush administration has a penchant for restricing civil rights, have some cake because you know they are!"
Sunday, June 12, 2005
O fortune I kissed Carmen Brina
I did, I did, underwater in fact and let me tell you underwater make out sessions are not easy at all. Damn you Return to the Blue Lagoon for making it look so feasible!!
Never send two drunken associates to open a bottle of wine in your apartment for when you wake up the next day you shall find wine splashed over your kitchen, refrigerator and hallway. Also hide your only good steak knife because for some reason the good cutlery is always the first to fall to such such drunken hijinks.
I saw Efren Ramirez(Pedro) from Napolean Dynamite spin in Snobsdale! I shook his hand and let me tell you he must be living the good life because he has put on a little weight since the film.
so life is bueno, great, fabulous, fabtastic, genuine etc.
I am planning a huge water balloon fight/cookout/slip n slide event for my family and friends that will take place in July.
Next Friday I coordinated myself and a bunch of my amigos to go see the Surrealism exhibit @ the Phoenix Art Museum and afterwards we are going to go see Batman Begins starring Christian Bale, Ken Wantanabe, and Qui-Gon Jin.
In August I am planning a road trip to go see the The Mars Volta and System of a Down in San Diego on the 6th before they return to the valley of the burning sand on Monday the 8th.
and ...
In December I am driving cross country with roommate Vega from Street Fighter to Neuva York!!
sweet cuppin cakes indeed
Also did anyone see the episode of the Simpsons with Catholic Heaven?
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Never send two drunken associates to open a bottle of wine in your apartment for when you wake up the next day you shall find wine splashed over your kitchen, refrigerator and hallway. Also hide your only good steak knife because for some reason the good cutlery is always the first to fall to such such drunken hijinks.
I saw Efren Ramirez(Pedro) from Napolean Dynamite spin in Snobsdale! I shook his hand and let me tell you he must be living the good life because he has put on a little weight since the film.
so life is bueno, great, fabulous, fabtastic, genuine etc.
I am planning a huge water balloon fight/cookout/slip n slide event for my family and friends that will take place in July.
Next Friday I coordinated myself and a bunch of my amigos to go see the Surrealism exhibit @ the Phoenix Art Museum and afterwards we are going to go see Batman Begins starring Christian Bale, Ken Wantanabe, and Qui-Gon Jin.
In August I am planning a road trip to go see the The Mars Volta and System of a Down in San Diego on the 6th before they return to the valley of the burning sand on Monday the 8th.
and ...
In December I am driving cross country with roommate Vega from Street Fighter to Neuva York!!
sweet cuppin cakes indeed
Also did anyone see the episode of the Simpsons with Catholic Heaven?
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
The Mars Volta
After the show last night all I could think was " I want to go home and have sex!!".
more on that later.
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more on that later.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
The Hand That Pleases, Feeds me...
I had the best Memorial Day Weekend ever.
So awesome in fact that when I look back, my brain dons Cucci sunglasses.
On Sunday I was even Lucky enough to get two free Tixs to see the Dresden Dolls for the third night in a row.
The girl who cut in line and made me the 51st person in line was not to be found...
Nin Feed me and Dresden Dolls clothed me.
I am one happy Ninja.
On Sunday night @ my 3rd Kegger I decided that I wanted to know who I was surrounded by, lest they be spies sent from the emperor. So I went and introduced my friends and I to everyone @ the party. I would say "Hi my name is {censored} and these are my associates".
we were a hit and there was much celebration of the 100% meet and greeting of all those in attendance.(we found no spies)
I slept for 10 hours on Monday/Tuesday and I got a leg cramp while practicing the "humpty" dance.
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So awesome in fact that when I look back, my brain dons Cucci sunglasses.
On Sunday I was even Lucky enough to get two free Tixs to see the Dresden Dolls for the third night in a row.
The girl who cut in line and made me the 51st person in line was not to be found...
Nin Feed me and Dresden Dolls clothed me.
I am one happy Ninja.
On Sunday night @ my 3rd Kegger I decided that I wanted to know who I was surrounded by, lest they be spies sent from the emperor. So I went and introduced my friends and I to everyone @ the party. I would say "Hi my name is {censored} and these are my associates".
we were a hit and there was much celebration of the 100% meet and greeting of all those in attendance.(we found no spies)
I slept for 10 hours on Monday/Tuesday and I got a leg cramp while practicing the "humpty" dance.
the abolition of the tortoise.
Aurthur Andersen....you may have won the battle but not the war.
Aurthur as you know had this conviction overturned today by the Supreme Court of the Land!!
This should only mean that the jury convicted him of to broad a charge?? and he will have to go to trial again and face the wrath of the gagler once again!!(me)
Bring it horse Face!!
I gots plenty of Peanut Butter for you!!
Today @ work
I got talked about my music because it was to loud.
So I turned up the ringer on my phone so they can all hear the piercing wale.muhahaha
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Aurthur as you know had this conviction overturned today by the Supreme Court of the Land!!
This should only mean that the jury convicted him of to broad a charge?? and he will have to go to trial again and face the wrath of the gagler once again!!(me)
Bring it horse Face!!
I gots plenty of Peanut Butter for you!!
Today @ work
I got talked about my music because it was to loud.
So I turned up the ringer on my phone so they can all hear the piercing wale.muhahaha
m.advice
If it smells bad, dont lick it.
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