Prime Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 23, 29

we only matter to you because we are a source
of cash
of exploitation
of commerce

your candle has burned down to the end of its wick
now you seek new fuel
to burn
to consume
to destroy

when you stick out your tongue to your enemies
you say to him "I am going to eat you!"

You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational. Cultural Creative 63% Existentialist 50% Modernist 38% Postmodernist 31% Idealist 25% Fundamentalist 25% Materialist 13% Romanticist 0% What is Your World View? (updated) created with QuizFarm.com

God said "Let there be light! For I cannot see!"
and beholdeth myeth mailboxeth boreth the neweth Ikea catlogeth.

God said "Go forth and Multiply bitches"
and beholden my armsen burdeneden byen the massen of the newen Tar-geten Catalogen.

truly, today is our brightest hour yet.

I love Tuesdays because Tuesdays are $1 fried fish taco days @ Rubios in Tempe!
Rubios has the most deliciouso salsa verde mmm mmm.

everytime I eat some I can feel it in my toes and it gets all over my noses.

In celebration I have prepared for you the proper way to enjoy a Rubios Taco.

How To properly eat a Rubios Taco
By Mulk

• Locate your local Rubios using google and drive your ass there



• Order Tacos



• Pay for Tacos



• Gently ask your Mexican Food Liaison to supply you with a 4 oz salsa container and lid.
  
  
• Fill the salsa containers @ the salsa bar and apply the lid carefully (listen for snap) so as not to spill any precious salsa



• Find a place to sit and mark it with some napkins and your precious salsa containers



• Pick up delicious Tacos



• Unwrap Tacos and uncap your Salsa Container.


now you can either


• dip your tacos in the salsa container like cookies in milk
  or
  
• you can unwrap your Taco and pour the salsa in

don't be afraid to mix it up ;)

Enjoy!

and there you have it peeples, the proper way to enjoy Rubios Tacos!

seasoned Mexican food lovers: I suggest a ratio of 1 container for every two Tacos you ordered.

Price does not include tax, I cannot guarantee seating during rush hours, the 4 oz containers are kept behind the counter, don't forget the lids, listen for your name, look for the little visa logos to see if they accept mastercard, discover or diners club and vegetarians need not apply.

I recently came across

The Lone Samurai - The Life of Miyamoto Musashi.
The Famed Japanese Swordsman who wrote the Book of Five Rings

I know nothing of him and I have only heard of the Book of Five rings,so far it's pretty wicked.

I have affiliated myself with some new bloggers/peeps

peep 022- notsoloudwater

Peep 023- second version of quitewaterweb

Peep 024 - El Churner of Butter!

Peep 025 Z-lickama

Peep 026 - The pony express rides again

Peep 027 - The ponys ex babby daddy- Caliente Toddy

Peep 028 - President Grumbles aka Grumblesauraus Rex

peep 'em peeples

actually I don't, I think he is the equivalent of Jesus, a Super Sayan, or a Jedi Knight of the Old Republic strong in the force.

simply put, a modern day prophet.

Rock told the buyers: "`Everybody Loves Raymond.' `Everybody Hates Chris.' White man out. Black man in. See how it works?"

I read a couple pages once from his Rock This!, a meaty book that had me lactating and piddling in my friends new age, environmentalist friendly, hippy Prescott home.

I expect the same from his new show

Last night/this morning I rocked my G/f's Casbah.

What this means is:

she's very happy and sore,
I'm happy
and now I'm at work early to get some extra bling bling.

I am like the Silver Surfer riding celestial waves of Euphoria.

Unfortunately since I am at work the cockaroaches are already crawling out of the sewers and aiming their big stupidity antennaes at me.

They can smell happiness you know.

the real question is:

If I killed your family and drank all your blood, turning you into an undead zombie.
would you still love me?

copy and paste this link into you media player
for 45 seconds of "Minty Tea"

http://dl2.rapidshare.de/files/2175628/56496702/Nigthfox_Laser_Dance_Song.mp3

It is 100 degress outside and "mostly cloudy", God is punishing me for living in Az still.

kill me

I work in tech support, I am a technical support specialist.
I deal with e-lliteracy, ineptness, hopelessness and many, many harmful strains of -ness's in large amounts on a daily basis.
We are privy to the darkest and must mundane corners of society.
In short, Idiots.
I encounter an unyet documented internet phenomenon where a person will call tech support, read the directions that they have in front of them out loud and yet not understand a single word they just read.

Im sure the same could be said of any service industry job. i.e. fast food, auto parts, courtesy clerk.

Hello, Welcome to Mckrackas! May I take your order please?
Customer: Staring up at the menu, glazed look in his/her eye, jaw slightly unhinged,Ummmmmmmm..give me a second...

I'm guilty, you've been guilty, we are all guilty.


We are victims.
Victims of Commerce without Morality.
Because Our society has conditioned us to be victims.

How many times do you see something along these lines?"

Problems? Questions? Don't worry, we have trained professionals standing by waiting to take YOUR call!

or

Feeling irritable and tired? Here take this pill, drink this "Energy Drink", because it is chalk full of sugar and your daily value of B vitamins! They give you energy and make you feel good!

followed by

Wait don't eat that! It has Carbohydrates and Carbs give you energy! They help keep you from feeling tired and irritable. That's Bad! because then you won't buy our energy drinks!! and If YOU dont buy our energy drinks how are you supposed to take on the world!

In mans quest for a silver dollar he has been bamboozeled, he has been assured by his fellow man that complacency is acceptable, that his ignorance is nothing to be ashamed about.

An entire industry substantiates itself on ignorance and has sprung up along side the era of free information...An age of (dis)information.

Jesus, It is I Mulkalito, your faithful servant, I am ready my lord, I ./.am..ready..

scene: monekypants, night.
bartender: "take off your shirt if you want a free shot!"
sam and miguel: (too busy removing clothing to respond)

Movie review : Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Oompa Loompas scare me, I'm serious, they make my mane of chest hair stand on end. Nonetheless, tiny pocket Jesus in hand, I went and saw the "re-imaging" of Ronald Dahls Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Mr. Burton on midnight morn this past Thursday.

For some reason the theatre I was in was overflowing with all sorts of lesbian flavors, femme fatales, butches, dykes, soft butches. One girl even showed up as Willy Wonka with her date. It was cute. Clutching my g/f's hand I nervously surveyed the situation. It was grim, my crew and I were surrounded on all sides. I wonder if that's how "white" suburban American felt when theatres were first integrated back in the days when Dinosaurs still roamed the earth.

Deep Roy the actor who monopolized the Oompa Loompa role in Mr. Burtons version was also in one of my favorite childhood movies, The Never Ending story. He was the character "Teeny Weeny", the Giant Racing Snail's jockey! Yes!!

The old, beaten down cliche of "the original was better" is appropriate.

original movie facts (from http://www.borg.com/~superman)

The picture of the guy that they show as the fraudulent golden ticket holder in Paraguay, was actually, in real life the last man known to have contact with Hitler. His name was Martin Bormann, one of Hitler's many henchmen. They wanted to use a picture of Hitler, but used Bormann's instead. I guess it was a big inside joke with the cast and crew.I think it shows that a horrible man "stole" Charlie's hopes and dreams.I know it sounds weird but it has been confirmed. Mel Stuart (the director) told about it in an interview on Saturday April 19th, 1998 on TNT.

Many people always ask me where they can get a golden ticket. As for genuine real ones used in the movie, there are about 12 that exist. Most of the people who own them will not sell them because of their sentimental value. As for remakes, check out the Memorabilia page here at WonkaFacts! Shannon Schrum makes a beautiful repro and several others have also started making Wonka re-makes.

Double dose of chocolate: Milton Hershey was born September 13th in 1857. Founder of the Hershey Foods Corporation in Hershey, PA. In addition Roald Dahl, author of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", was also born on this day in 1916. What a coincidence!

thannk you tony

normal rockwell just called me, he is back from the grave (just like jesus) and he is black (just like jesus).

wow

There will be computers capable of handling my desire/need to have more than 15 browser windows open simultaneously.

sigh

Overheard conversation from the retards down the hall.

Look...It's not like I hate gay people.I just don't like my brother.....who also happens to like men.......What?....

I had the best 4th of july since I can remember which isn't really saying much with my memory :P

I would like to thank all the chickens that died so that I could drown them in marinade over night and subsequently cooked for my friends and I.

I think tonight I will create a plasmoid in my microwave oven.

The creaTOR of the Sasser worm begins his trial today in Verden, Germany.

A crazy Russian astrologer is suing NASA over the comet they blew up...

Human Computers ?!!? a super duper geeky book

E.T. phone home!! - call anyone in the world for free using VoIP software and your old house phone.

Open Id System - Imagine not having to log into a dozen websites every single day!!

f*ck

the phone just rang.

I put Ky Jelly into a mini water gun and squirted my friend Katey right in the mouth. Later on that night when she let her guard down I shot her in the crotch.

here's a fuzzy recap
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Me: Hey ho! as I walk into her room.

Katey: Hey, what's up? as she begins to sit up on her bed

Me: um nothing

Katey: Did you piss your pants or something?

Me: what? um yea
my body tensing, I quickly pulled out my howitzer of Lube, aimed and pulled the trigger twice in rapid succesion.

Katey: Ahhh Ahhhh what is that? (retching noise), Oh my god what is that!!??

@ this point I ran out the room with Katey flopping around like a fish on her bed.

Kate in the distance: ahhh it's getting warmer!! What is this? ahh
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The best part about the whole thing?

Kate telling everyone how she's never used lube before because and I qoute,
"I am juicy enough down there".

I have acquired this one compact disc once again after not being able to d/l it online and not having enough cash money to purchase it at my local Zia record exchange store.

Life is good and I have listened to it about 28 1/2 times.

Ladies and Gentlemen

RA - From One

Guess what molecule that is and win a prize.

Today at work there has been one inescapable truth repeating like a stock ticker in my head.

I was not born with enough middle fingers
I was not born with enough middle fingers
I was not born with enough middle fingers


It's true. Jesus and I, we are not talking right now.
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WTF is up with the hardest working woman in America, Sandra Day O'Connor thinking by retiring from the Supreme Court in the middle of one of the most influential presidential terms.

I can't sleep at night? I'm serious.

The woman who told Presidente Bush to jump and he replied "How High!?"
the lady who employees the Iron Chef as her personal cook.
The Matriarch of Justice!

yea I know I am way late posting on this subject but whateva
my hands finally stopped shaking

Happy freaking 4 of July Blogosphere....

P.s. In Az, Alberto-Sanz held a sale on chicken @ 97 cents a lb.
Needless to say I had no room in my freezer until last night when my amigos and I made marinade for that delicious poultry in preparation for our annual sacrificial BBQ.
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Why is Alpha equal 137? huh? G-G-G unit!

Women are dumb.

Last night my friend told me that If I/you/Jesus were to give her pills and get her drunk she would let me/you/Colin Powell have anal sex with her because "I am the type of girl who if you give me pills and get me drunk, will do anything"

Swear to GAWD almighty.

I of course just sat on the couch with my 32 oz of sweet sangria in stunned silence, mouth frozen, face contorted, synapses misfiring in my frontal lobe as she smiled from ear to ear before galloping away from the couch into the other room.

error error error error

My friend bought himself a sidekick II
I'm sure you have all seen this wonderful little device and some of you may even own one.

It's got:

Instant messaging capability
eMail
broadband internet
Camera
speakerphone (which I think all phone should have)

and by defualt it comes with Dre Dre songs as ringtones!!

It is the premier phone for the hip hop community Plus It was designed by Danger Inc

Needless to say it is freaking sweet...

oh and if you moved to Europe your sidekick would work over there. After you switched providers of course.
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holy moly

check it out
it's disabled for d/l right now but my roomate has it and it is amazing.

1984 is here