Prime Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 23, 29

Use Humor to ease tense situations.



If you got it, flaunt it

Don't watch funny things while drinking,
unless you want to die from choking
or
your into autoerotic asphyxiation.

wow.

I have the best friends in the world.

sometimes..I just don't know.
Sometimes..I just know.

I wish I could see the perspective of my friends who were never raised in a Roman Catholic Family/Christian Family.

After a sabbatical of nearly a decade, in which I felt suffocated by the general thoughts and world constructs of my peers, teachers and relatives I am once again pruriently seeking knowledge/truth.

Knowledge, As nourishment for my heuristic system so that I may in turn discover the right questions to ask and achieve equilibrium in my mind, body and "soul".

I stand upon the precarious cliff of Faith vs Religion, Safety Vs The Unknown. Do I trust my heart or just my mind? Will I shatter my restraints and achieve all that I can attain? Will I leap and overcome the torrent of emotions to resurface in clear waters or reside the rest of my days in a state of torpor in the bosom of the abyss.

I'm willing to find out what impossible means.

sidenote:
My family has always been one to read and think. Our Family motto could be Read, Think, Rinse, repeat.

Saturday night I found myself @ the Paper Heart gallery in central Phoenix
accompanied by my current squeeze Samantha and roommate Vega.

I was there to be a witness to the modest proposal warm up party. It would turn out to be more fun than throwing tomatoes at bums standing on the freeway entrances. The bands that night included Don't Swim, Fatigo and a good friend Brodie Hubbard.

First up was Don't swim which We did not make it in time for.
Next up, My friend Brodie H. put on a powerful performance and was properly
recognized @ the end with thunderous applause and sexual propositions.
Last but in no way least was Fatigo, reminiscent of early cake, as I
listened I envisioned myself inside a resort sipping martinis and/or little Havana
smoking a cigar. I had to refrain from doing my two step ninja shuffle as it tends to leave a trail of broken furniture.

In between the musical sets there was stand up skits by a comedy ensemble.
I think they have the dubious honor of being my first comedy troop show.
I shall most def check them out again.

I also bought a shirt at the end of the night
Their logo is a baby crawling while holding a knife and fork.
pretty ingenious huh?

there's more to this story...

Modest Proposal is also the name of satire written in 1729 by Jonathan Swift piously titled
A Modest Proposal: For Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland
from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial
to the Public

you can learn more about it @ wikipedia

as depressing as the actions of the jewish settlers in the gaza strip have been, I must say it sure as hell makes me glad I don't think that way (right now) or have my head shoved up my ass (right now).

Alcoholics + Derailed Beer train + Armed Police* = Funny ass story
Gravy train

* when are police not armed?

that flatulence link has been fixed......
um yea...

Today is the third annual worldwide
"Kick the baby" event.

you are all invited,

Th event kicks off @ 3pm
B.Y.O.B.

refreshments served promply following the event.

Also This year we have the coroner office on hand to determine cause of death and also representatives from the social security office to help speed up the death certificate paperwork.

Shalom Haverim

Ahoy Matey
Fire forward Lasers!

ahha one more for the bar

Fire

yes, I'm still drunk
quite an hour of power we had.

look what I found
flatulence Filter

fear the rice, beans, onions, liverwurst..no more!!

is not always the best idea.

hahahahaha

I realized today how prepping is very important no matter what you are trying to accomplish.

Projection is essential because it gives you the end picture/product/goal that you desire to attain

Planning is good for structural integrity and makes a handy map if you get lost.

Perseverance/Tenacity are excellent sources of fuel.

"With emotions at fever pitch over implementation of Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's Gaza withdrawal plan, a Jewish settler grabbed a gun from a security guard and killed three Palestinian laborers in a West Bank settlement, and an Israeli woman suffered severe burns after setting herself alight, reports news agencies"
full story

you would think that after what the jewish community experienced in the halocaust @ the hands of the nazis that they would have gone on to become one of the most compassionate religions, a pillar in the judeo/christian world.

unfortunately they could not/have not/don't want to where it would shine the most.
@ home.
until now.

Israel got a state, Palestine deserves one, no doubt about it.
Ever since I was a little grommet I always wondered why the palestine/jewish people were killing each other.

religion, a book and a hill.

addendum

sounds like a tori amos song...

Lord help me I am listening to "cry me a river" by the wanabe white Michael Jackson impersonate.

from wikipedia

Schrödinger's cat is a seemingly paradoxical thought experiment devised by Erwin Schrödinger that attempts to illustrate the incompleteness of the theory of quantum mechanics when going from subatomic to macroscopic systems. The experiment proposes:

A cat is placed in a sealed box. Attached to the box is an apparatus containing a radioactive nucleus and a canister of poison gas. The experiment is set up so that there is a 50% chance of the nucleus decaying in one hour. If the nucleus decays, it will emit a particle that triggers the apparatus, which opens the canister and kills the cat. According to quantum mechanics, the unobserved nucleus is described as a superposition (mixture) of "decayed nucleus" and "undecayed nucleus". However, when the box is opened the experimenter sees only a "decayed nucleus/dead cat" or an "undecayed nucleus/living cat."

The question is: when does the system stop existing as a mixture of states and become one or the other? The purpose of the experiment is to illustrate that quantum mechanics is incomplete without some rules to describe when the wavefunction collapses and the cat becomes dead or remains alive instead of a mixture of both.

Contrary to popular belief, Schrödinger did not intend this thought experiment to indicate that he believed that the dead-alive cat would actually exist; rather he considered the quantum mechanical theory to be incomplete and not representative of reality in this case. Since a cat clearly must either be alive or dead (there is no state between alive and dead, e.g. half-dead) surely the same must be true of the nucleus. It must be either decayed or not decayed.

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A cat named Pixel in the classic Robert Heinlein novel, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls. The cat is affectionately termed "Schrödinger's Cat" due to his ability to be wherever his favorite person (in the case of the book, the narrator) is. His ability to walk through walls is due to the fact that Pixel does not know that it is impossible.

Dirk Gently attempted to use clairvoyance to see inside the box in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, by Douglas Adams. He found that the cat was neither alive nor dead, but missing.

In the 40th anniversary Doctor Who audio book “Zagreus” produced by Big Finish and released in 2003, the Doctor is locked in a lead lined box that contains cyanide in an effort to explain his situation of being neither dead nor alive. Afterwards, the Doctor does mention he met Schrödinger’s Cat.

Friday.. low on duckets, lamas and belly button lint I decided to take full advantage of Mother Matures gifts.

My current G/f Samantha had never been to the highest point in Tempe, the top of A-mountain before and like me lives a mere 10 minute walk from our prestigious "Mountain".

Sam, bless her... made the trek in flip flops.

below are some pictures she took on her phone.





The hayden flour mill

I just ate a small baby from here and it was delicious.

Don Knotts as a talking fish, Nazis, Submarines ...What are you waiting for?

I just found out today that this was based on a novel by theodore pratt.
I have not been able to find a copy online.

"What if I told you that behind this link, you'll find a music video of Mr. T singing and rapping? Would you love me? Fear me? Hate me? Would you shower me in gifts? Would you just f**king click already?"

momma

Apparently when Jesus took over the country you can no longer show your tits @ a concert without getting shafted!

seriously.

What the fuck is this world coming to?

The Mars Volta Rocked the hizzouse in the best performance I have seen to date.

System of a Down annihilated like dragons breathing fire from their moufs.

The Weather was divine, the drivers offensive, the burritos delish and our Hotel had waffles !!


and

Internet Phenom Sabrina_C met up with my group and I in West Hollywood @ a radioactive 50's Diner. I know what your thinking. The rights to that story have already been sold and the details are being worked out by the lawyers of all parties as we speak.

Look for it in theatres next year!

* note that this is the same concert. Long Beach 08/05/05

Dear System of a Down

At a recent performance I was touched by your song "Violent Pornography"
I must confess I also like choking chicks and Sodomy.
Too bad I don't have Cable

sincerely

A review of the Mars Volta performance in Long Beach. 08/05/05

Dear Omar & Cedric

Please eat something.
Enclosed are some delicious "hemp" brownies.
sincerely


Remember kids only you can prevent starving artists.

Screechbone is on the front page of a recent post by the internet blogging phenom Mr. tony pierce.
Cheers Alecia!! for "keeping it real"

Look for me in the secret track on the new album

I licked the lips of god.

....your guess is as good as mine.

I am proof that god makes mistakes.

I will be in California this weekend to enjoy the Mars Volta and System of a Down.


Drunkship Of Lanterns

I will be joined by a very special guest later on that night.

Stay tuned for up-to-date correspondence as the events unfold.

I had two corn dogs for lunch today.
The last time I had a corn dog Daddy Bush was in office.

Hoooray! for $1 taco tuesdays at rubios!
the wind smells windier and the suns seems sunnier!

also I am being stalked by the jews...

more on that, as the story develops..

previously in a previous post that can be found if you scroll down I mentioned how the 3 most powerful words I have ever heard to date were "Don't go Daddy".

Well Mulk Productions is please to announce
they have been upsurped by the 4 most powerful words heard to date.

"I want my Daddy"

Spoken by my wonderful daughter earlier this morning around 4:30 AM mountain standard time as I was lying in the corner bed/couch counting emperor penguins.

I have not slept more than 2.6666(respectively) hours since I was up most of the night playing King of the Hill in her bed with her at the hospital.

Now I am at work and I am still King! Booyaka!

Ever since I was a toddler, I have always been one for travel. When I was a young child, I used to beg my parents to move somwhere else, or to a new state. I would wake up on the weekends to pester them if we could go camping. As a teenager in High School I couldn't wait till I was 18 and ready to spring forth and leave this state, but threatened with a lack of support and a chance to save up cash to move I chickened out and went to school for computer networking. The desire is back, stronger than ever and today I came upon this while surfing profiles on myspace.

below is an excerpt from a speech Steve Jobs gave in june 12th, 2005

Don't lose faith. I'm convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did. You've got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don't settle.

Am I Evil for wishing, hoping, plotting and planning that Paris Hilton gives birth to a beautiful black baby boy/girl after she marries some white dude?

nah, cause you're hoping for it also!

Think of all the wondeful headlines it would generate in the news!

here is a message I sent to somone who was making fun of people on myspace who post pictures of their tits, abs, ass etc.

It is a celebration of the body, since people are unable to see what it is that makes them special, they choose to flaunt that which brings them pride and joy, much like people who pierce themselves or tatoo their bodies.

Note:
This person was heavily tatooed and pierced.
No doubt she scares the crap out of little children.

The three most powerful words I have heard to date.

"Don't go Daddy"

It would of course be appropriate that they would come from my daughter.
Right now she is in the hospital with a tube in the side of her chest sucking lipids out of her right lung. A complication of the heart surgery she earlier last month.

My daughter was born with a unbalanced A-V Canal in her heart. In laymans terms, she was born with only two fully developed chambers of the heart and a third hyper elastic chamber, there was no 4th chamber to speak of. Thus the oxygenated blood and unoxygenated blood was mixing, which is bad. Hence the surgery to correct this, which is good.

I have been coping by reorganizing my room, introspection, liberty and the pursuit for the ultimate grilled cheese sandwiches!

Only 24 hours till $1 taco tuesdays at Rubios.