Prime Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 23, 29

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A QUIZ!

1. Which of the following is not a book by Charles Bukowski?
A. All the Assholes in the World and Mine
B. Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit
C. Poems Written Before Jumping out of an 8 Story Window
D. Smashed Teeth Broken By Hate and Sorrow Ate My TV Dinner

2. Welsh Poet Dylan Thomas said he drank how many whiskeys before keeling over outside the White Horse Tavern?
A. 12
B. 15
C. 18
D. 20

3. Jesus turned water into wine:
A. To prove to a king he was the true messiah.
B. They ran out of wine at a wedding.
C. To ease the pain of the lepers.
D. The apostles bet Him He couldn't do it.

4. Whose last words were, "I never should have switched from scotch to martinis."
A. Frank Sinatra
B. Dean Martin
C. Humphrey Bogart
D. Jackie Gleason

5. Who said "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
A. Homer Simpson
B. Jackie Gleason
C. Ernest Hemingway
D. Charles Bukowski
6. Who said, "Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the
world"?
A. Benito Mussolini
B. Kaiser Wilhelm
C. Winston Churchill
D. Rosie O'Donnell

7. Which of the following didn't die during a bender?
A. Alexander the Great
B. Dylan Thomas
C. John Bonham
D. Kieth Moon

8. Which of the following does NOT identify itself as a malt liquor or malt beverage?
A. Champale
B. Smirnoff Ice
C. Steel Reserve High Gravity
D. Colt .45

9. Which of the following is NOT a flavor of MD 20/20?
A. Banana Red
B. Hawaiian Blue
C. Super plum
D. Lightning Creek

10. Twelve-year-old whiskey must remain in the bottle at least:
A. Three years
B. Seven years
C. Twelve years
D. None of the above

11. When compiling their statistics, which of the following does the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (and MADD) qualify as an "alcohol-related accident"?
A. A sober driver loses control of his vehicle, crosses the median and crashes into a vehicle driven by a drunk driver.
B. A sober driver transporting a drunk friend home runs a stop sign and crashes into a vehicle driven by another sober driver.
C. A sober driver collides with a bus driven by a sober driver which jumps onto the sidewalk and runs over a pedestrian who is walking out of a bar after having three beers.
D. All of the above

12. You find yourself in the middle of an African swamp. You want to get legless, but you don't want malaria. You order:
A. Double scotches, and hold the ice.
B. Tall gin and tonics, and keep them coming.
C. Champagne cocktails, no reason to be uncivilized.
D. Jungle Juice, the natives must know something.
13. There is a bat on your bottle of Bacardi because:
A. In Cuba, "bat" is short for batardio, or "gentleman drinker."
B. The Bacardi family crest bears a bat.
C. Bacardi means "bat" in Spanish.
D. Bats would get drunk and pass out in the rum vats.

14.Which of the following statements is true?
A. Drinking alcohol kills brain cells.
B. True tequila must have a worm in the bottle.
C. True bourbon must be distilled in Bourbon County, KY.
D. The president of MADD is a man.
15. Rolling Rock has the number "33" on the label because:
A. Prohibition was repealed in 1933.
B. Jesus Christ died at age 33.
C. The Latrobe brewery has 33 glass-lined beer vats.
D. There are 33 words in the legend on the bottle.

16. If the following were to engage in a drinking contest, who would most likely win?
A. F. Scott Fitzgerald
B. Edgar Allen Poe
C. General Ulysses S. Grant
D. You

My weekend included but was not limited to

- flasing people on lifestyles.com and shakiig my bare ass at them.
- getting my friend chris kicked off of lifestyles.com because me and some other drunken non members insulted to many members.
- jaggermiester
- throwing whipcream at some girl(s) who I don't remember
- stealing golf course flags
- getting headbutted
- getting punched in the eye so that my friend would get flashed
- lap dances
- jaggermiester
- drunken old men feeling up friends while they were passed out

who makes better robots?

Evil Inc. or G00D Industries.

The gauntlet has been thrown.

Goddess damn me! I can not stop eating chinese food. Damn those asians for being so delicious.

Since I feel like I am at my wits end...

Life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper
Of every waking hour I'm
Choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up

Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream

Only 7 weeks till I depart for Ny.
Only 29 days Till I turn 25!
On Nov 19th I shall be granted the Touch of Midas Himself!

I would love to have a concert
with the following bands.

asleep in the sea
Attack of the Giant Squid
The minibosses
Rapid Fire!

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

I have lost my mojo.

I know it's two things: Work and Arizona.

As much as I have come to respect Arizona, I don't love it. It's simply not the state for me right now. Not because it sucks, because it doesn't, but because I have lived here all my life. I crave change. I yearn for new places to live and breathe in, new people to meet and share good times with. Normalaties that people in other states have to deal with are luxuries to me. Leaves changing during the different season, verdant neighborhoods, fog, snow, rain!! Phoenix has none of this to offer..

I want to rake up leaves in my yard because it's Autumn, I want to pour salt on my patio to get out, I want work to be cacelled because I'm snowed in!!

I'm done.

Last night as I was riding my bike home (northbound), a suburban rolled by with a man leaning halfway out, screaming "White Power!" while shaking his fist @ me. The suburban then made a right @ the four way stop, the same direction I would be heading (my apartments are on the opposite side of that street). I knew there was at least 3 of them (two in the front and one in the back) and I was 30 seconds away from my fortress. I slowed down so that they would not get the drop on me. As I reached my apartment which is next to the street, they made a left into the 1st street of my apartment complex. I quickly opened my door and ran across the courtyard of my block of apartments to hopefully see the suburban turning down the little alleyway that runs between our apartment complex. Sadly, they were not to be found.

Fuck those bitches.

bunghole

"A bunghole is a hole bored in a liquid-tight barrel. The hole is capped with a large cork-like object called a bung."

M.thoughts:
Pondering what job(s) shall I hold in the New Year,
My upcoming trip to NY this December,
Where will I reside in 2006?,
Will I travel as much as I want to?,
How Valid are the teachings of J.C. in my life and life in general?.

I haven't been to work in two days and today I showed up for work 4 hours late and to top it off I forgot all my cds except for the chronic 2001.

Corpotate America Rocks!

T-shirt hell, once again I salute you.

In the link below it explains that they will back you up if you get denied a flight as a result of sporting one of their shirts.(restrictions apply)
freedom of speech

I am now the proud owner of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Original Motion Picture Soundtrack & National Public Radio - Milestones of the millennium - Music in Film.

So now anytime I decide to dress up as Ben Hur or a Jedi Knight I will have the proper theme music playing in the background as I open my can of Whoop Ass.

Last night/ This morning My lady friend Samantha mixed Natural Ice and Vanilla Ice Cream together, I must say it wasn't that bad.

I'm trying to think of a suitable name for the sexual maneuver where you lovingly drench your partner in protein.

I also miss my daughter and I wonder what movie we are going to see next at the movie theatre.

I want to add another eyebrow piercing, a hoop this time.