Friday, April 28, 2006
Flugtag? No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
The Redbull Flugtag Festival is coming to beloved Tempe (that's Tempeee but Tempeh) this Saturday and I'll be there representing with my ninjas in full force.
What Ist Da Flugtag?
Admission is free.
Flugtag, means "flying day" in German.
The first Red Bull Flugtag event took place in Vienna, Austria back in 1991.
Contestants launch outlandish aeronautic crafts over & into bodies of water.
Thirty teams, consisting of five members each compete to see who can fly the farthest.
Teams will be judged on three criteria: distance, creativity and showmanship
All flying machines must be entirely human-powered. No external energy sources or stored power is allowed. All crafts must be less than 30 feet wide. All crafts must weigh no more than 450 lbs including the pilot
Past Red Bull Flugtag entries have included a pregnant cow, a diaper-delivering stork, a pimped-out Cadillac, a giant oompa loompa, and a lobster named Larry.
The record for the farthest flight-to-date currently stands at 195 feet set in 2000 at Flugtag Austria. The U.S. record stands at 78 feet set in Cleveland, Ohio, in 2004.
(loving lifted from the Red Bull Flugtag Homepage and about.com)
This is but a small taste of what I have on my plate this weekend. > :)
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What Ist Da Flugtag?
Admission is free.
Flugtag, means "flying day" in German.
The first Red Bull Flugtag event took place in Vienna, Austria back in 1991.
Contestants launch outlandish aeronautic crafts over & into bodies of water.
Thirty teams, consisting of five members each compete to see who can fly the farthest.
Teams will be judged on three criteria: distance, creativity and showmanship
All flying machines must be entirely human-powered. No external energy sources or stored power is allowed. All crafts must be less than 30 feet wide. All crafts must weigh no more than 450 lbs including the pilot
Past Red Bull Flugtag entries have included a pregnant cow, a diaper-delivering stork, a pimped-out Cadillac, a giant oompa loompa, and a lobster named Larry.
The record for the farthest flight-to-date currently stands at 195 feet set in 2000 at Flugtag Austria. The U.S. record stands at 78 feet set in Cleveland, Ohio, in 2004.
(loving lifted from the Red Bull Flugtag Homepage and about.com)
This is but a small taste of what I have on my plate this weekend. > :)
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Thursday, April 27, 2006
Are you there God? It's Me, Manuel.
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I finally got off my badunka dunk and uploaded a picture to my blogger profile.
Later that night, the lady smiling next to me would childishly request for me to "put it in her ass". I was out of condoms and she was not allowed birth control as she had a history of depression.
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Later that night, the lady smiling next to me would childishly request for me to "put it in her ass". I was out of condoms and she was not allowed birth control as she had a history of depression.
Friday, April 21, 2006
The Gettysburg Address
Dear Weebles-Stuff.com
8 months ago this past Thursday before a crowded room of close friends, Magical Trevor made his internet debut to roaring approval. Now many people stop me and ask "Mulk, Where is Magical Trevor? and I lamentably reply" I do not know brother, I do not know.....". I've become your unofficial spokesman and consequently every day you can find me expectantly googling "Magical Trevor" hoping for a new journey to share with my friends. Unfortunately with the current lack of information available I can no longer serve in the capacity that is forthcoming of an unofficial spokesman for your site.
please accept my letter of resignation immediately,
Mulk - former unofficial spokeperson for www.weebls-stuff.com
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Magical Trevor Archives
Magical Journey 1
Magical Journey 2
Magical Journey 3
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8 months ago this past Thursday before a crowded room of close friends, Magical Trevor made his internet debut to roaring approval. Now many people stop me and ask "Mulk, Where is Magical Trevor? and I lamentably reply" I do not know brother, I do not know.....". I've become your unofficial spokesman and consequently every day you can find me expectantly googling "Magical Trevor" hoping for a new journey to share with my friends. Unfortunately with the current lack of information available I can no longer serve in the capacity that is forthcoming of an unofficial spokesman for your site.
please accept my letter of resignation immediately,
Mulk - former unofficial spokeperson for www.weebls-stuff.com
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Magical Trevor Archives
Magical Journey 1
Magical Journey 2
Magical Journey 3
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Frozen Enchiladas BatManuel !
Tomorrow, the dumb@55e5 who maintain our sites will deploy their latest software cadbury eggs(updates). What is supposed to improve the migration of data within our intranet instead causes the system to collapse into itself much like a star does right before it goes supernova. All of our tools which we use to troubleshoot calls will cease to function. This wouldn't be a problem if our equally inept staff members didn't call us in droves every friday just to ask us "I can't see the status of my student, are we having issues?" This is my friday. Our so called "software engineers" will then spend the rest of their day on lunch before going home, early.
The IronMan competition is taking it's toll, attendance is slipping and morale is at it's lowest point since before we started the competition.
In other unrelated news a female friend dreamed that I had a horse sized Wang and started masturbating furiously while we sat in her Xterra. She said it was so big it looked like more work than fun.
I checked my bank account balance today and it reads 420.XX.
Edit 2 dedicated to J.M.
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The IronMan competition is taking it's toll, attendance is slipping and morale is at it's lowest point since before we started the competition.
In other unrelated news a female friend dreamed that I had a horse sized Wang and started masturbating furiously while we sat in her Xterra. She said it was so big it looked like more work than fun.
I checked my bank account balance today and it reads 420.XX.
Edit 2 dedicated to J.M.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Girls who love girls who love boys
Last night I took a girl home from the bar who had braces, smoked weed and had a boyfriend. She tells me the last part mockingly as she slithers her way across my bed, leaning in for the kill and she mutters this again as I'm running my tongue down her throat and into her chest. I stop momentarily mid lick, look up and tell her "It's okay, so do I".
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Monday, April 17, 2006
Walking the Line
Have you ever acted like someone you're not just to see how far you can go? I am,
Currently as part of my "life audit" I'm taking on different behaviors & habits, embarking on new adventures and the unexplored territories of life.
On Relationships.
The way I've pursued ladies in the past has always been all or nothing, which really meant nothing, copious amounts of nothing!! No doubt due to my lack of confidence, action, unreasonable criteria and other self defeating crap. So instead of psyching myself out or dedicating my time to just one lady, I'm working on distributing my attention efficiently in smaller increments, dating different types of girls and allowing them to show me what they have to offer.
to be continued....
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Currently as part of my "life audit" I'm taking on different behaviors & habits, embarking on new adventures and the unexplored territories of life.
On Relationships.
The way I've pursued ladies in the past has always been all or nothing, which really meant nothing, copious amounts of nothing!! No doubt due to my lack of confidence, action, unreasonable criteria and other self defeating crap. So instead of psyching myself out or dedicating my time to just one lady, I'm working on distributing my attention efficiently in smaller increments, dating different types of girls and allowing them to show me what they have to offer.
to be continued....
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Friday, April 14, 2006
Thelonious Monk : The Genuis & The Legend
I was fortunate enough to pick up
Thelonious Monk - Ken Burns Jazz
Thelonious Monk/Sonnny Rollins - Untitled
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Medeskki, Martin and Wood - Friday Afternoon in the Universe
Make Mine Thelonious!!
Last night involved B-boy battles, Hippity Hop, pitchers of Bud and reunions with old friends.Fook yea.
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Thelonious Monk - Ken Burns Jazz
Thelonious Monk/Sonnny Rollins - Untitled
&
Medeskki, Martin and Wood - Friday Afternoon in the Universe
Make Mine Thelonious!!
Last night involved B-boy battles, Hippity Hop, pitchers of Bud and reunions with old friends.Fook yea.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
When good ideas go wrong
On Immigration:
http://72.34.47.186/~sabar15/index.htm
short sighted, narrow minded, these are my immediate thoughts when I see read this site. The same people who think a wall is going to make America "safer" are the same people who pay attention to the terror level. The amount of time and money spent on building a security wall would be less efficient than good old fashioned manpower but therein lies the real issue with border security....
Drugs......delicious mind altering drugs.
The People who control drugs are creative, tenacious and powerful hence the "war on drugs". Do you really think the drug cartels would stand idly by and let someone take away their cash crop? Ergo Do you think the people who love drugs are going to let someone take away their vice? Nope.
Until America finds a way to legalize and produce it's own drugs the borders shall remain less secure and I use the word less secure because the whole Idea of an "invasion" by mexico is just right winged propaganda.
If a wall is built in the dessert but no one sees it, is there a wall?
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http://72.34.47.186/~sabar15/index.htm
short sighted, narrow minded, these are my immediate thoughts when I see read this site. The same people who think a wall is going to make America "safer" are the same people who pay attention to the terror level. The amount of time and money spent on building a security wall would be less efficient than good old fashioned manpower but therein lies the real issue with border security....
Drugs......delicious mind altering drugs.
The People who control drugs are creative, tenacious and powerful hence the "war on drugs". Do you really think the drug cartels would stand idly by and let someone take away their cash crop? Ergo Do you think the people who love drugs are going to let someone take away their vice? Nope.
Until America finds a way to legalize and produce it's own drugs the borders shall remain less secure and I use the word less secure because the whole Idea of an "invasion" by mexico is just right winged propaganda.
If a wall is built in the dessert but no one sees it, is there a wall?
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Monday, April 10, 2006
Weak and Powerless
agentmulk (3:36:26 PM): jerk
friend (3:36:51 PM): i had a dream about you last night
AmberAgod (3:37:31 PM): i escaped from a crazy house in cali and drove all night to find you at a mall sleeping on a couch in a gift shop type store
friend (3:37:46 PM): you were throwing stuffed dinosaurs at me
friend (3:37:51 PM): i miss you
agentmulk (3:38:11 PM): :)
agentmulk (3:38:19 PM): I feel all warm and sticky....
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
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friend (3:36:51 PM): i had a dream about you last night
AmberAgod (3:37:31 PM): i escaped from a crazy house in cali and drove all night to find you at a mall sleeping on a couch in a gift shop type store
friend (3:37:46 PM): you were throwing stuffed dinosaurs at me
friend (3:37:51 PM): i miss you
agentmulk (3:38:11 PM): :)
agentmulk (3:38:19 PM): I feel all warm and sticky....
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Scrolls Buttons
I've been spending a lot of time camping on Rollertrain's blog and so should you.
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A love before Breakfast
Today as I manage with the cumbersome amounts of ineptness and imbecility akin to working Technical Support, my people, the working class, the immigrants who sustain this wonderful nation, allowing it to thrive and their allies will be marching all across the United States on Immigration Reform. I wish them luck. Mexicans have dreams also and their/our dreams are no less important.
P.S. I acquired new socks and "boxer trunks". I'm pretty confident the difference between boxer briefs and boxer trunks is more room in the crotchal regions for those of us who went through puberty, unlike emo kids. Effecient marketing scheme by "Fruit of The Loom" to take consumers hard earned money? or neccesary Mens undergarment expansion?
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P.S. I acquired new socks and "boxer trunks". I'm pretty confident the difference between boxer briefs and boxer trunks is more room in the crotchal regions for those of us who went through puberty, unlike emo kids. Effecient marketing scheme by "Fruit of The Loom" to take consumers hard earned money? or neccesary Mens undergarment expansion?
Friday, April 07, 2006
Warmachine
I am in first place. I'm pretty sure my subconcious is trying to kill me. I get to see my daughter in an hour for the first time in 5 months.
Tip of the day: Don't fuck with T3ch Support, we know were you live and mapqwest will help us/me get there.
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Tip of the day: Don't fuck with T3ch Support, we know were you live and mapqwest will help us/me get there.
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Quicktrip
Update: I am working 60 hour weeks Monday - Friday and other than writing about how I want to organize a massive tech support walk-out on one of the busiest enrollment deadlines to reward my employer "the largest accredited private university" for the lack of training and adequate staffing levels needed when rolling out a new college that hasn't even been finished being built yet.. I have nothing exciting to share. Hell I don't even have any embarrassing drunken sexual escapades to share from this past weekend.
I brought in my weights to work and a yoga mat to help alleviate some of the stress and persuaded my team to hold an IronMan competition to see who can go the longest without a day off and/or who can acquire the most amount of overtime in one month.
I am currently in Second place.
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I brought in my weights to work and a yoga mat to help alleviate some of the stress and persuaded my team to hold an IronMan competition to see who can go the longest without a day off and/or who can acquire the most amount of overtime in one month.
I am currently in Second place.
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Silent Lucidity
Another 12 hour day balls deep in the hookers @$$ of technical support.
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